I wish all the young, attractive, sexy-looking girls on this forum to
come over to my place, roll down their pants, position their
bare-naked asses in vicinity/proximity to my birthday cake, and rip
vigorously their analgas on it.
I would like to fantasize about it, the rancid putrid smells, how long
a fart lasted, the bums squatting over my cake from different angles
from roughly 2-5 inches range.
A competition between farting females is also been taken into account.
Their feminine crack may produce the combo of gas station and rotten
eggs aromas are the ones taking the cake.
P.S. For raunchy scents and prolonged effects you may abstain from
taking a dump for 2 days so the fart smell will be the "worst".
2) I got inspired at a nudist beach at Southern France: I was riding
the bus holding a birthday cake, when a lady standing next to me
released her noxious gas right on the cake.
3) In case a woman dares to fart on the candles, what do you expect to
happen next - will it light her farts or blow the candles with herwarm
wet raunchy loud fart?
4) Come to think about it as a fetish, it is like putting out the candles anally in lieu of the traditional, oral method.
Cakefarts - Encyclopedia Dramatica
(Click on the video of Satine farting on the cake)
Cake farting...(tongue in cheek)
...........
and he's only into pie, it appears.
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