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01-17-2010, 06:59 PM
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
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So I frequently engage in ridiculous hyperbole about people eating cereal with milk on it and stuff, like "NOT UNDER MY ROOF" and shit like that, and I'm not actually serious about the hyperbole part or anything, but there is a GRAIN OF TRUTH that's along the lines of "Don't follow me around talking to me while you're eating cereal with milk on it because it skeeves me out pretty hard and I'm scared I'm going to get hit with little milk spatters, WHICH HAS TOTALLY HAPPENED TO ME BEFORE," so yeah. Don't do that. I'm only part kidding and I am part serious!
I'm not actually mad-mad or anything. Just hiding and trying to clack my keyboard so I sound really occupied with Important Internet Business. La la la, tree-de-lee-dee-dah!
It's probably over by now.
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And WTF is with people too busy to eat their cereal at home? Why do they feel that a reasonable response to their tragic situation is to bring it all to work thereby littering the lunchroom with spoons, bowls, sour milk in the fridge and half empty boxes of fucking Boo-Berries everywhere???
Stoopid Fucks.
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01-17-2010, 07:35 PM
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Crafty Agitator
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
Why the fuck is it that whenever I try to make plans with you, you blow me off?
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01-17-2010, 08:56 PM
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A fellow sophisticate
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
My neck fucking hurts. I'm sick of it already. I don't know what I'm going to do, but I'm about this fucking far away from doing something or another.
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01-18-2010, 10:15 PM
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
You're my boss and a VP at the company. Don't fucking call me sweetheart.
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01-18-2010, 10:20 PM
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
Kick him in the nuts with your big boots, then kick him in the face and the kidneys. That'll learn him!
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01-18-2010, 10:22 PM
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
OK, the terms sweet heart, honey whatever, they just mean that you are pretending to be close to me, when you haven't bothered to learn my fucking name.
Also if you are younger than me and you call me a diminutive endearment (old people get a pass, if they're related) I will now suspect you of dishonesty.
We had a midwife who was calling everyone sweetie and what not, turned out she was also not paying her rent, lying and left on bad terms.
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01-18-2010, 10:44 PM
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
But sweet cheeks is still ok, right?
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01-18-2010, 10:45 PM
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
I got a chewing at by a work-quaintence for using an endearment once. I was peeved at first but after some cogitation I realized she was right and I haven't done it to anyone since. Save for friends in jest.
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01-19-2010, 04:23 AM
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
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But sweet cheeks is still ok, right?
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Only for you, slumber buns, but we are in a relationship.
I hate pie and you hate that I hate pie.
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01-19-2010, 04:58 AM
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
I once accidentally called a coworker "Pumpkin." In front of clients.
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01-19-2010, 04:59 AM
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
Was he orange or unusually lumpy?
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01-19-2010, 05:05 AM
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01-19-2010, 05:21 AM
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
No, I just hadn't seen him in a while and I was really happy when he came out of the elevator and said "HEY LISA!" and I just sort of blurted it out, then IMMEDIATELY apologized. I totally didn't mean to say that.
He was probably lucky I didn't call him Turtlebucket or Sparklepants or something, though.
ETA: YEAH! That's him!
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01-19-2010, 08:56 AM
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
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Dammit, when I signed up for BREAKING NEWS I meant I wanted to know about BREAKING NEWS.
BREAKING NEWS is not about the Vols losing their coach.
BREAKING NEWS is not about the fans pitching a bitch because the Vols lost their coach.
BREAKING NEWS is not about the the Vols finding a replacement for their lost coach.
FUCK!!
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We had two shitty seasons with him anyway. So fuck him.
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01-19-2010, 11:46 AM
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
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But sweet cheeks is still ok, right?
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Only for you, slumber buns, but we are in a relationship.
I hate pie and you hate that I hate pie.
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01-19-2010, 01:51 PM
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
Not too long ago, one of my male co-workers was upset over some goings on here and in trying to calm him down, I called him sweetheart. Then immediately turned beet red and apologized. He laughed his ass off. He and I have been friends for a long time and he didn't take offense at all. Thank goodness.
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01-19-2010, 02:00 PM
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
I was too hurting and pissed off yesterday to be composed enough to so much as post a simple rant about it. Yesterday sucked teh 's 's
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01-19-2010, 02:22 PM
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A fellow sophisticate
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
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You're my boss and a VP at the company. Don't fucking call me sweetheart.
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I see you've stopped being one.
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01-19-2010, 02:24 PM
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01-19-2010, 02:46 PM
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Guðríð the Gloomy
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
Fuck! My iPod appears to be dead. How in the hell am I supposed to get any work done without my tunes? Fuck, fuck, fuck!
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01-19-2010, 02:50 PM
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A fellow sophisticate
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
In a few years people will be saying "Fuck! My iCar appears to be dead. How in the hell am I supposed to get to work without my ride? Fuck, fuck, fuck!"
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01-19-2010, 02:55 PM
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01-19-2010, 03:57 PM
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
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Fuck! My iPod appears to be dead. How in the hell am I supposed to get any work done without my tunes? Fuck, fuck, fuck!
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eBay, here we cumm.
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01-19-2010, 03:58 PM
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Guðríð the Gloomy
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
I'm listening to streaming radio on AOL although I'm likely to get busted for it. I don't care. I need to keep my sanity.
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01-19-2010, 07:28 PM
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
I feel you, Garnet. I lost my little pink buddy--Pioneer Pink Inno for XM--a few months ago and was dying for good music.
I finally ended up buying a replacement--ouch!--but I'm definitely happier now.
Oh ... rant ... um, damn cold! Damned coworker who gave it to me!
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