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[Legs]

Example of MDC loonies...

Does this sound like a guy you want to have (more) kids with?

Originally Posted by MDC'er

Anyone have a spouse that hasn't outgrown wake 'n bakin'? haha, no seriously.

I call him the "warm body in a chair" because he's usually so stoned. It's RI-FREAKING-DICULOUS. I used to smoke pot back the day too, but I have a son and more important things to do. At this point I've pretty much given up.

Anyway, long story short... we're trying to have a baby. A few months now and not preggo. My friend who's a nurse (and loves the reefer, so not biased) said pot can effect sperm count and motility and he should take a breather. I asked him too, he said sure. And today we're supposed to get busy and of course I noticed he's freaking stoned.

I'm pissed. No way am I even going to freaking bother. I'm willing to carry his baby for 9 months, birth it, breast feed and he can't quit smoking for a little bit??! Jesus.

and this woman who wants to know if she should suck the birth mucus out of her baby's nose with her mouth

Originally Posted by MDC'er

Can someone point me to some resources or just describe exactly what you do for a baby as it is born and immediately after birth? Also, the process in general for signs to look for immediately after birth.

This is my last concern--what to do for baby as she is born--the differing opinions on suctioning with a bulb/letting it drain naturally/sucking out with mother's mouth; what is normal, etc.

[Shelli]

Originally Posted by erimir

Maybe if nobody else is flushing them you can get away with it...

That works for me too, then. Whatever it takes.

[biochemgirl]

This is just a wild hunch of mine since I have no experience with kids but maybe if your husband is so stoned all the time you shouldn't be worried about trying to have another kid.

[Legs]

Stop making perfect sense, bcg.

[JoeP]

Quickly sorted if you smoke the weed, Legs

[Legs]

I don't do stuff like that, JoeP.

[Shelli]

Marijuana will, in fact, decrease a man's sperm count.

[Qingdai]

Probably just one of the bonuses of having a stoned spouse, no more kids with the lame dude.

I guess marijuana farmer would be off the grid?

[Shelli]

[Watser?]

Originally Posted by Shelli

Marijuana will, in fact, decrease a man's sperm count.

So it's a contraceptive too?

Oh marijuana, is there anything you can't do?

[beyelzu]

Originally Posted by Shelli

Marijuana will, in fact, decrease a man's sperm count.

hell yeah

[Legs]

How about this one... pissed off she is using up all her food stamps on a special dinner.

Originally Posted by MDC'er

What did I just get myself into?

My relatives from Tx are visiting and I offered to make tomorrow nights dinner and make my gluten free Muffaletta style sandwich since they love to try new GF food since my cousin and both her kids also have Celiac.

I obviously was not using my brain when I made the offer

Here's were I wasn't thinking. There's usually left overs so I figured I would only need to make one and my mom points out how my relatives are big eaters so I will have to make 2, ok... then they announce my uncle will be coming up tomorrow too and he will be joining us for dinner as well so now I need to make 3!

This is going to cost a dang fortune and we only have $60 left in Food Stamps for the month! (which is about what I needed to get fresh veggies each week)I at least have the meat but this has taken a MONTHS WORTH of lunch meat from my freezer.

Tomorrow I'll have to go buy more swiss cheese and veggies I'm sure they would more then be willing to help pay the cost but call it pride, I don't want to have to ask for money to pay for a dinner I offered to make crap! I better make sure I have enough flour! If not I'm gonna have to drive an hour into the city to buy it This is ridiculous!

I think she should look up the definition of Pride.

[Naru]

Originally Posted by beyelzu

hell yeah

Too bad you didn't smoke more of it a little earlier in life, bey.

[Legs]

Shit, this thread cursed me and I started shedding my uterine wall

[livius drusus]

Hamster time!

[Legs]

Back to placentas How big are they anyway????

Originally Posted by MDC'er

Unfortunately I forgot to leave room in the freezer for the placenta lol!

So the day he was born we had to pull out a large container of cookies, a loaf of banana bread and a lasagna just to make room

[Legs]

Originally Posted by livius drusus

Hamster time!

liv, I kid you not, this is MDC's hamster smilie

[ChuckF]

Why do I keep clicking on this thread? WTF do I expect?

[Legs]

a six pack of mama cloths?

[Ymir's blood]

Doing a GIS for 'placenta eating' turns up some interesting results.

[livius drusus]

Originally Posted by Legs

liv, I kid you not, this is MDC's hamster smilie

Good God. Is this what placenta dinners do to one's aesthetic sensibilities?

[Legs]

Originally Posted by Ymir's blood

Doing a GIS for 'placenta eating' turns up some interesting results.

Do they look large enough to displace a tray of lasagna, large container of cookies and a banana bread?

[erimir]

At most just a tray of lasagna.

Maybe she had triplets.

[Ymir's blood]

Originally Posted by Legs

Do they look large enough to displace a tray of lasagna, large container of cookies and a banana bread?

See for yourself

not kidding here

[Legs]

I prefer seeing it in smoothie form