How Twitter?

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

hahaha, the boy king's middle school attempts to flee responsibility, hahaha

[-FX-]

I find the complete silence on the Twitter files, by the woketard media, to be amazingly amusing

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Elon Musk Hides In Dark Twitter Office As Landlord Bangs On Door Demanding Rent

[ShottleBop]

Originally Posted by -FX-

I find the complete silence on the Twitter files, by the woketard media, to be amazingly amusing

You're just reading the wrong sources.

TechScape: I read Elon Musk’s ‘Twitter Files’ so you don’t have to | Elon Musk | The Guardian

Elon Musk’s 'Twitter files' are an exercise in hypocrisy - The Washington Post

The Twitter Files and Bari Weiss defend Libs of TikTok as a victim of political censorship. In reality, it’s an anti-trans hate account.

And just last night: https://slate.com/technology/2022/12...owbanning.html

[specious_reasons]

Originally Posted by erimir

News happens specifically concerning Twitter itself, discussion of Twitter itself increases.

Explain THAT, libtards!

I’m always impressed that the troll thinks he’s scoring real rhetorical points when he can’t even use the quote function correctly.

[Crumb]

[ChuckF]

When my employer decided to suspend its Twitter activities, the people who gave a shit about Twitter threw another meeting on the calendar to re-evaluate in a few weeks. That meeting happened to be this morning. It was scheduled for an hour but didn’t take very long at all.

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Originally Posted by ShottleBop

You're just reading the wrong sources.

TechScape: I read Elon Musk’s ‘Twitter Files’ so you don’t have to | Elon Musk | The Guardian

Elon Musk’s 'Twitter files' are an exercise in hypocrisy - The Washington Post

The Twitter Files and Bari Weiss defend Libs of TikTok as a victim of political censorship. In reality, it’s an anti-trans hate account.

And just last night: Elon Musk, Bari Weiss, Matt Taibbi, and the Twitter Files: What the great internet grievance war actually revealed.

So, in other words, buddy lacks work ethic.

[specious_reasons]

Originally Posted by Kamilah Hauptmann

So, in other words, buddy lacks work ethic.

I read a news report from The Verge not long after the "Twitter Files" were released, and it... didn't seem all that interesting. For as much as drank-the-koolaid Taibbi's and Weiss's insistence on something more (something more nefarious!) coming, there really hasn't been.

The actual information that was posted seemed like a semi-functional organization trying to find the best way to handle requests to remove potentially hacked personal data. There's not even enough smoke to really indicate a fire.

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

I’ve a malformed quip of elon as a Cub Scout trying to light a fire in a park garbage can to try to distract from his having already set fire to the latrines.

Twitter as a latrine works.

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Bossy McBossface for the next CEO of Twitter.

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Exclusive: Probe of Musk's Neuralink to scrutinize long-criticized U.S animal welfare regulator | Reuters

[Stephen Maturin]

Originally Posted by Kamilah Hauptmann

Bossy McBossface for the next CEO of Twitter.

I hear-tell there's a young, non-woke go-getter recently cleared of legal trouble who might be interested. (Hint: appointing said go-getter as CEO would pave the way for renaming the platform "Twittenhouse.")

[fragment]

Originally Posted by viscousmemories

Musk realizes he shit the bed and needs to step down but doesn’t want to look like a quitter so he started a poll with an obvious outcome.

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/...iXU3hRd6SjRwtA

Guess he's finishing up mining the database for Peter Thiel et al.

~15 years of user data, much of it individually identifiable, self-organised into networks, high keyword-to-noise ratio. Including the DMs.

[LarsMac]

It's your Twitter anniversary! Celebrate with a special Tweet created just for you

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Twitter needs 64,000,000 paying users to cover losses and replace lost revenue.

It currently has 137,000https://t.co/rwFPZ5IfLu

— Otto English (@Otto_English) December 20, 2022

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Elon Musk isn't serious about giving power to a new CEO - The Verge

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

pic.twitter.com/dTuuadUUVn

— Tom Anderson (@myspacetom) December 21, 2022

[JoeP]

Originally Posted by Kamilah Hauptmann

Elon Musk isn't serious about giving power to a new CEO - The Verge

Of course not. Not yet. The Saudis will have to step up their persuasion.

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Artificial Incompetence

[erimir]

The Twitter app keeps on telling me that I have unread messages, even though I don't.

#workingbetterthanever

[Stephen Maturin]

Not to worry, erimir. When Space Karen is freed of those burdensome, time-consuming CEO responsibilities, he plans to focus on the tech side of the operation. He'll be great at that cuz, you know, genius.

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[ShottleBop]

Not that far-fetched:

Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for December 23, 2022 - GoComics

[-FX-]

Originally Posted by ShottleBop

Not that far-fetched:

Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for December 23, 2022 - GoComics

I don't know, that entire Mars colony thing is bit out there

[specious_reasons]

Interesting idea about why Tesla stock is dropping:

My thesis is that in Musk’s newfound desire to own the Libs, he’s alienating the very people who have overwhelmingly been buyers of his EVs. How to validate this thesis? Well, let’s look at data for the state of New York from three distinct datasets: Census Bureau gives us population by county, the state gives us a breakdown of 2020 election results (see above), and another state database gives us (as but one of a truly impressive catalog) vehicle registrations (again, see above).

Adjusted for population, Teslas are ~5x more common in heavily Democratic counties than they are in heavily Republican counties.

There's a link to a thread with more data on Twitter, because some people can't quit.