How Twitter?

[ChuckF]

Fake Eli Lilly Twitter account said 'insulin is free' now locked

I'm going to commandeer a meeting next week and push to end my employer's presence on Twitter. This right here is Exhibit A.

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

You've now got new fake accounts spoofing the apology of the real account for the behavior of the other fake accounts. pic.twitter.com/xvgFQTn6zi

— Josh Marshall (@joshtpm) November 11, 2022

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

buying a verified badge to burn $8 in a blaze of imposter glory is the best bit on here in years and it's driving the landlord absolutely insane https://t.co/5KvgYV5tNQ

— Sen. Lemon Gogurt (I - Podcastia) (@Ugarles) November 11, 2022

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

twitter is now basically entering “hour 2 of a David Lynch movie” phase and I’m morbidly fascinated

— A.R. Moxon, Ṽerífíed Dück �� (@JuliusGoat) November 11, 2022

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Thrad, interesting read, touches on TED organization propping up manbabies.

I haven't fully formulated this thought because I'm ripping mad, but all this week I've been unable to stop thinking of the 5 years I worked at TED Talks and how the wealthiest members of this society pump up the egos of men like Elon Musk and empower them to wreak havoc.

— ella dawson (@brosandprose) November 10, 2022

[slimshady2357]

Hilarious thread showing how well the $8 for a verified name is going

Okay twitter blue has been such a success I need to do a thread. Feel free to add to the 🧵on the great launch of this product pic.twitter.com/cx1bEFp9Yn

— Read Jackson Rising by @CooperationJXN (@JoshuaPHilll) November 10, 2022

[ChuckF]

lol now Twitter has suspended the $8 blue checkmark. Why tho? And more importantly, is the tip button safe?

[Ari]

The stereotypical midlife crisis red sports car seems extremely reasonable, in comparison.

He’s already talking about declaring twitter bankruptcy if the next few slap dash moves don’t do anything, which considering he spent all the time he should have been planning these moves trying to get out of the deal, the real question here is will Twitter under Musk survive longer than Liz Truss, and should someone start a twitter vs Lettuce twitter account.

[ChuckF]

Originally Posted by Ari

The stereotypical midlife crisis red sports car

Holy shit. You're absolutely right. That is exactly what this is. I don't know why I needed this pointed out to me.

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

thousands of jobs blown away, years worth of interactions, friendships, all of it is currently listing and on fire in the middle of the ocean and there’s unlikely to be any help coming any time soon, and musk might just open fire on anyone who tries

— GOLIKEHELLMACHINE (@golikehellmachi) November 10, 2022

[ChuckF]

In one sense, yes, it's a shame that Twitter is dying. A lot of people liked it very much.

In another and realer sense, it is time for it to die and important that it dies, and at least we can rejoice that its death is absolutely the funniest fucking possible death anyone could have imagined.

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

All it needs now is a press release at a landscaping company office.

[mickthinks]

What if Musk chalks it up as experience gained at Twit Uni, could he get Biden's people to pick up the $44b tab under the student debt forgiveness scheme?

[Stephen Maturin]

Originally Posted by ChuckF

I'm going to commandeer a meeting next week and push to end my employer's presence on Twitter. This right here is Exhibit A.

We're advising every business owner we goddamn know to stay away or gtfo forthwith. Christ, what a

[JoeP]

Originally Posted by ChuckF

Holy shit. You're absolutely right. That is exactly what this is. I don't know why I needed this pointed out to me.

Um. The midlife sports car In! Space! was this.

[Stephen Maturin]

Originally Posted by Kamilah Hauptmann

All it needs now is a press release at a landscaping company office.

Roodles is probably available for the presser.

[ChuckF]

Originally Posted by Stephen Maturin

We're advising every business owner we goddamn know to stay away or gtfo forthwith. Christ, what a

I am probably going to fail, but I am really looking forward to invoking the kind of sanctimony that is exclusive to our priesthood.

It is naturally up to marketing to decide how best to protect and build the brand, but I am obligated to bring forward a few points for consideration, to ensure that we consider how best to protect the interests of my client, which is, of course, the entire company...

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[erimir]

The tip button will prevent any economic crashes.

[Stephen Maturin]

Not the gumdrop buttons - YouTube

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

it cost some hero $8 to evaporate billions in Eli Lilly stock value. Elon accidentally created one of the most cost effective anti capitalist tools in history.

— Robert Evans (The Only Robert Evans) (@IwriteOK) November 11, 2022

Eli Lilly stock dips after imposter account posts prank on Twitter

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Vanity Fair wins headline of the decade for sure. Yes, it's real.
The subheading is not too shabby either: The message to Trump from the Murdoch-owned New York Post, Wall Street Journal, and Fox News is clear: Pack your bags, bitch. You’re done. pic.twitter.com/fN1ai52h55

— Duty To Warn �� (@duty2warn) November 11, 2022

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

If your employer's lawyer ever tells you that you won't get in trouble for doing what the company is asking you to do, make sure to ask them, preferably in writing, if they represent YOU and if they are giving you legal advice. They love that.https://t.co/omgKFFMriR

— Popehat (@Popehat) November 11, 2022

[Stephen Maturin]

Weekend at Bernie's 3

[ChuckF]

Originally Posted by Stephen Maturin

Weekend at Bernie's 3

Ok this one is real though