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Retro
An Arkanoid game.
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 ceptimus
with a score of 2869600
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Puzzle
Make rows of at least three of a color. I haven't got the brain for it, but I respect it.
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ceptimus
with a score of 13069
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Action
Would be delightful, if it didn't repeatedly freeze leading to the nightmare scenario of being smothered by a rogue sausage or fried egg. {Editor's Note: the critic has a crappy pc. Work's like a charm on mine.}
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Sock Puppet
with a score of 147750
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Other
Cell phone nostalgia; fun, fun. Tron fun.
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ChuckF
with a score of 4572
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NSFW
After losing at Flash Poker, you'll be ready for Beermat, which will carry you inevitably to j20. If you didn't feel wasted before, you will now.
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Ray
with a score of 81801
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Other
A pinball simulator with a twist, will you complete the mission?
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Blake
with a score of 432600
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Action
You're under attack by, um, the bad guys. If they steal the energon, it's all over. If you blow up your own energon, it's not only all over, but you're an even worse player than livius is. View at 800x600 for best graphics.
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beyelzu
with a score of 2895
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NSFW
Do you feel drunk? Well, you will now; or at least as stupid as if you were.
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Nullifidian
with a score of 36
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Shooters
An asteroids game.
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Ray
with a score of 7750
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Action
Some game creators are truly ... evil. It's so fast. I can feel myself becoming enmeshed--it's Hell, and I like it.
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beyelzu
with a score of 866
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Action
A very strange game, in which one builds a Swaying Tower of Chicken to the stars.
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Farren
with a score of 374296320
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Action
Speed down the autobahn avoiding other cars and stay alive as long as you can.
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ChuckF
with a score of 23542
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Action
Ahh, that's fun and all, but how long can you slack? Really?
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Nullifidian
with a score of 2965200
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Shooters
In Spanish! With life after death! Some Simpsons get you points, some lose you points; shooting always costs you 5. A fun-and-cuddly game of death.
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thewantingseed
with a score of 3010
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Other
I'm not really sold on any game that takes until level 11 to become interesting even when you're stoned, but maybe my experience isn't typical.
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Nullifidian
with a score of 17750
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Sport
Jump or perform tricks over obstacles in your way.
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Stormlight
with a score of 10055
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Yeti Games
Penguin batting practice, averaged over 5 swings. They're such affable little projectiles.
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ChuckF
with a score of 1530
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Puzzle
Like Othello, against yourself, at the complexity of chess.
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Blake
with a score of 11606775
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Yeti Games
Tired of beating penguins to death? Well, no, of course not. Still, it's fun throwing snowballs at them too.
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davidm
with a score of 825
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Sport
This game sucks, i.e. I'm bad at it. Yet it's fun. Sports and cruelty, intertwined once again.
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Sock Puppet
with a score of 5780
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