Clubbing with my new lesbian BFF

[Sean]

Saturday night I went out to a Karaoke bar and met a group of 1/2 straight 1/2 gay people. A nice lesbian introduced herself and we discussed tattoos and other chic fashion. She was hot for a lesbian. I have fanstasies of both of us going clubbing, targetting bisexual women and sharing them between us. She goes first, conquering a sizzling hot dazzling young woman, then I come in and finish her off. We both get it up with onenitestanders, having sex with different women at a time. It's a brand new fantasy of us both gratifying ourself sexually as a "straight-boy/gay-girl" couple and making love to strange women for our own selfish needs.

[Ari]

You and every other straight boy on the planet.
Unicorn hunting (trying to find that cute bi women who is into both you and your women partner) is common but rarely fruit full.

[Sock Puppet]

It's pretty sad to contemplate that your worthwhile posts actually peaked with cake farts.

[ChuckF]

The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long.

[davidm]

back, Sovereignist/Sophia

[livius drusus]

Uh, no.

[erimir]

Look at what lisarea did with her discussion of cakefarts!

Shame on you hammertime! Bad! Bad!

[Doctor X]

"I never believed the threads posted in . . . until I delivered pizza to Mrs. Robinson. . . ."

--J.D.

[Sean]

Originally Posted by Sock Puppet

It's pretty sad to contemplate that your worthwhile posts actually peaked with cake farts.

Cake farts is an Internet meme that not so many people are into. It gives me power, though, to make women do it in front of me. However, it's not very common as a sexual fetish.

Seducing a bi chick with my new lesbian friend is a fantasy shared by millions of people the world over. That's a huge difference.

[Sock Puppet]

Yes, and that's exactly what makes it ridiculously boring and not worth posting about.