09-30-2009, 10:59 AM
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Disaster strikes our proud nation (again)!
After the invasion of (quite probably) Belgian influenced wild boars (
) it's now a little boy who lost his teddy!!!
ZOMG!!!
And yes, this is actually on the front page of one of the largest news sites.
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09-30-2009, 11:25 AM
Re: Disaster strikes our proud nation (again)!
As you can see, if left unchecked, this could threaten important people like Italians and American college students.
--J.D.
09-30-2009, 01:52 PM
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Re: Disaster strikes our proud nation (again)!
Alert the media!!!
Oh, wait, that's been done already.
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09-30-2009, 01:56 PM
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Re: Disaster strikes our proud nation (again)!
I want to live in a country where a lost teddy is front page news. Do you guys have room for one more, Stormie? Oh, wait, who am I kidding.
09-30-2009, 01:59 PM
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Re: Disaster strikes our proud nation (again)!
I'm sure somebody can stand sideways.
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09-30-2009, 02:02 PM
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Re: Disaster strikes our proud nation (again)!
We have closed the borders while we look for the teddy.
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09-30-2009, 02:24 PM
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Re: Disaster strikes our proud nation (again)!
omg you guys have an Auchan? WHERE?
09-30-2009, 02:28 PM
Re: Disaster strikes our proud nation (again)!
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Stormlight
We have closed the borders while we look for the teddy.
--J.D.
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09-30-2009, 02:29 PM
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Re: Disaster strikes our proud nation (again)!
I don't know. Maybe we could all be doing with living in a world where the worst thing that happens is a lost teddy. Hope the little one finds it.
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09-30-2009, 02:43 PM
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Re: Disaster strikes our proud nation (again)!
Quote:
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ChuckF
omg you guys have an Auchan? WHERE?
And a second one is being build as soon as we re can re-deploy the builders who help find the teddy.
09-30-2009, 03:24 PM
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Re: Disaster strikes our proud nation (again)!
Quote:
Originally Posted by
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We have closed the borders while we look for the teddy.
It's been over an hour, they must have looked everywhere by now?
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09-30-2009, 03:35 PM
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Re: Disaster strikes our proud nation (again)!
I'm sure we haven't looked ...
show spoiler
IN YOUR BUTT!
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09-30-2009, 03:42 PM
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Re: Disaster strikes our proud nation (again)!
There's something wrong with the link in the OP...it's in some strange foreign language...
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09-30-2009, 03:44 PM
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Re: Disaster strikes our proud nation (again)!
Get used to it. It'll be all that's left once we finally take command.
09-30-2009, 04:09 PM
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Re: Disaster strikes our proud nation (again)!
I don't think you want to piss of the Belgians by blaming them (er, us) for youse teddy caper. Or we'll make youse spend a night telling youse you're drinking beer out of the wrong glass.
09-30-2009, 04:13 PM
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Re: Disaster strikes our proud nation (again)!
I don't think it was the Belgians. It looks more like an Italian job!
09-30-2009, 05:04 PM
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Re: Disaster strikes our proud nation (again)!
09-30-2009, 05:26 PM
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Re: Disaster strikes our proud nation (again)!
Nah, only the Scots would be mean and nasty enough to steal a child's teddy bear!
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09-30-2009, 05:28 PM
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Re: Disaster strikes our proud nation (again)!
I could never even bring myself to steal the teddy bear in the first portion of Fable , so we know it wasn't me.
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09-30-2009, 06:10 PM
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Re: Disaster strikes our proud nation (again)!
Quote:
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We're on to you, Mama Cesarina!
09-30-2009, 07:37 PM
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Re: Disaster strikes our proud nation (again)!
Hey! I found a teddy!
Is that the one?
10-01-2009, 04:01 AM
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Re: Disaster strikes our proud nation (again)!
Quote:
Originally Posted by
JoeP
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Stormlight
We have closed the borders while we look for the teddy.
It's been over an hour, they must have looked everywhere by now?
Are
both border guards looking?
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10-01-2009, 06:39 AM
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Re: Disaster strikes our proud nation (again)!
No, one has been re-deployed by Grand-Ducal decree to guard the boars from running rampage through the garden.
10-01-2009, 10:53 PM
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Re: Disaster strikes our proud nation (again)!
I hear Hollywood is optioning the story of the lost teddy bear already.
Meryl Streep will star , and the tagline will be the dramatic cry, "The wild boar's got my teddy!"
Last edited by Nullifidian; 10-01-2009 at 11:54 PM .
10-02-2009, 06:29 AM
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Re: Disaster strikes our proud nation (again)!
I would so pay to see that!
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