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05-11-2010, 05:04 PM
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Admin of THIEVES and SLUGABEDS
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If Shoes Could Kill
Brought to you by the good folks from I Can Has Cheezeburger, If Shoes Could Kill features the most absurd shoes they could find, and boy can they find some.
My favorite:
The most hideous things I've ever seen:
It's a new website so there are only 6 pages of entries so far. Bookmarked, natch.
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05-11-2010, 05:14 PM
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Coffin Creep
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Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: The nightmare realm
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Re: If Shoes Could Kill
Kind of cool:
As are these, though doubtful for walking...
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05-11-2010, 05:20 PM
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Crafty Agitator
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Minneapolis MN
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Re: If Shoes Could Kill
I like these:
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05-11-2010, 05:25 PM
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Admin of THIEVES and SLUGABEDS
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Re: If Shoes Could Kill
Me too, although the tail should be way bigger and have appropriate eyes. I like the chain ones too, Yb.
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05-11-2010, 05:27 PM
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Coffin Creep
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Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: The nightmare realm
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Re: If Shoes Could Kill
Bird shoes would only work with a groundhog hat.
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05-11-2010, 07:17 PM
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THIS IS REALLY ADVANCED ENGLISH
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: so far out, I'm too far in
Gender: Bender
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Re: If Shoes Could Kill
The origami shoes are pretty awesome.
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05-11-2010, 08:27 PM
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I read some of your foolish scree, then just skimmed the rest.
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Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Bay Area
Gender: Male
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Re: If Shoes Could Kill
These look like fashion school projects that were done the night before while smoking too much pot.
Although a few of them look like Pony kink in disguise.
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05-11-2010, 08:45 PM
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happy now, Mussolini?
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Join Date: May 2006
Location: location, location
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Re: If Shoes Could Kill
Quote:
Originally Posted by livius drusus
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FOOT CANCER!!!
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05-11-2010, 08:48 PM
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California Sober
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Silicon Valley
Gender: Bender
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Re: If Shoes Could Kill
I like all the shoes, but that one I don't understand. It looks like a horribly callused heel or something. It looks like it could be comfy, though, like a cloud or a bean bag chair.
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05-12-2010, 12:10 AM
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Projecting my phallogos with long, hard diction
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Dee Cee
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Re: If Shoes Could Kill
Quote:
Originally Posted by livius drusus
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Actually, it looks like a big, very fat cock.
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05-12-2010, 12:32 AM
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California Sober
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Silicon Valley
Gender: Bender
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Re: If Shoes Could Kill
OH! Now I get it!
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05-12-2010, 12:45 AM
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Fishy mokey
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Furrin parts
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Re: If Shoes Could Kill
Nah, it's a tumor.
Which makes me burst into song
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05-12-2010, 01:33 AM
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Projecting my phallogos with long, hard diction
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Join Date: Sep 2005
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05-12-2010, 01:46 AM
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A fellow sophisticate
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Cowtown, Kansas
Gender: Male
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Re: If Shoes Could Kill
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05-12-2010, 03:27 AM
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Re: If Shoes Could Kill
Excellent find! Some of the shoes there crack me up, but they don't have these cool pimpin' zebra-strip goldfish shoes, at least as far as I could see or find... yet...
I'd post the pic here if I knew how to do it, but I fear I am a luddite.
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05-12-2010, 03:32 AM
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Admin of THIEVES and SLUGABEDS
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Re: If Shoes Could Kill
And proud of it.
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05-12-2010, 03:46 AM
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improperly uses ellipses....... with panache
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Re: If Shoes Could Kill
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05-13-2010, 06:01 AM
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mostly harmless
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Nunya
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Re: If Shoes Could Kill
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kyuss Apollo
Quote:
Originally Posted by livius drusus
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FOOT CANCER!!!
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Rear air bags for when people step on your feet from behind?
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05-20-2010, 01:55 PM
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A fellow sophisticate
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Cowtown, Kansas
Gender: Male
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05-20-2010, 02:36 PM
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puzzler
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Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: UK
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Re: If Shoes Could Kill
Heels? We don't need no stinkin' heels!
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05-20-2010, 02:38 PM
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California Sober
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Silicon Valley
Gender: Bender
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Re: If Shoes Could Kill
Sometimes when I get home from work, I walk around to the back yard to check on the garden or water the dog before going inside to change out of my work clothes. So I'm walking around on the lawn in heels, and I have to keep my weight forward on my toes to prevent the heels sinking into the soil. It is very difficult to do. I imagine that's what it would be like to try to walk in those.
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05-20-2010, 08:01 PM
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Admin of THIEVES and SLUGABEDS
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Re: If Shoes Could Kill
The heelless shoes probably have more load-bearing arches than regular heels, though.
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05-20-2010, 08:15 PM
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California Sober
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Silicon Valley
Gender: Bender
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Re: If Shoes Could Kill
Looks like it. That wedge goes all the way up the arch almost to the heel anyway.
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05-21-2010, 07:48 AM
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Dogehlaugher -Scrutari
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Northwest
Gender: Female
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Re: If Shoes Could Kill
Big ass steel shank in them shoes.
I'd still fall over like a balloon clown. Of course I do that in any heels over 3".
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05-21-2010, 08:18 AM
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Admin of THIEVES and SLUGABEDS
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Re: If Shoes Could Kill
Colbert bait:
If I had these, I would make a point of only walking on soft earth.
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