Keeping biochemgirl Satisfied - Page 8

biochemgirl · #**176** 02-17-2009, 11:53 AM

You can borrow my thread if you want in about two weeks. Not sure how applicable it will be though. :giggle:

BrotherMan · #**177** 02-19-2009, 03:36 PM

I'm not really sure about the pleasing part of this one. I mean, after you've had your Dick Washed can't you just let it air dry?

Qingdai · #**178** 02-24-2009, 07:13 AM

Wasn't sure if I should post this in the exercise and fitness thread or here, but then again it is all about pleasing Biochemgirl.

BBC NEWS | Health | 'Sexercise' yourself into shape

"Regular romps recommended", which is what I would title it if I was posting a whole thread.

biochemgirl · #**179** 02-24-2009, 11:30 AM

Just a few more days until I can resume taking my daily dose :heybabeh:

Malloch should start sleeping now.

GodPossessed · #**180** 02-24-2009, 04:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Qingdai

Wasn't sure if I should post this in the exercise and fitness thread or here, but then again it is all about pleasing Biochemgirl.

BBC NEWS | Health | 'Sexercise' yourself into shape

From the article

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"Sex uses every muscle group, gets the heart and lungs working hard, and burns about 300 calories an hour."

I just don't see how burning 7.5 calories at a time is gonna get this weight off.

Qingdai · #**181** 02-24-2009, 06:27 PM

You're not doing it right!
:laugh:

But · #**182** 02-24-2009, 11:49 PM

Burning? You people are kinky.

Anastasia Beaverhausen · #**183** 02-25-2009, 12:05 AM

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Originally Posted by But

Burning? You people are kinky.

livius drusus · #**184** 02-25-2009, 12:09 AM

Here's something for Malloch once he has a minute to come up for air.

biochemgirl · #**185** 02-25-2009, 12:15 AM

Thanks for that mental pic I can NEVER get out of my head. :glare:

livius drusus · #**186** 02-25-2009, 12:20 AM

It's a thong too, so be glad I didn't post the other side. :giggle:

BrotherMan · #**187** 02-25-2009, 12:30 AM

Finally! A product that makes the penis user friendly!

Anastasia Beaverhausen · #**188** 02-25-2009, 01:19 AM

The penis is pretty user-friendly from my perspective.

Malloch · #**189** 02-25-2009, 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by livius drusus

Here's something for Malloch once he has a minute to come up for air.

Thats just pure...wrongness. I'd feel like I'm fucking a cat or a wookie.

BrotherMan · #**190** 02-25-2009, 03:11 PM

biochemgirl · #**191** 02-25-2009, 09:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Malloch

Quote:

Originally Posted by livius drusus

Here's something for Malloch once he has a minute to come up for air.

Thats just pure...wrongness. I'd feel like I'm fucking a cat or a wookie.

Besides you don't need a willy warmer. I think I should be able to handle the job myself.

BrotherMan · #**192** 02-25-2009, 11:29 PM

What about when he's away or you're asleep? WHAT THEN, HUH!

biochemgirl · #**193** 02-25-2009, 11:53 PM

I have faith that there will be plenty of residual heat. And as for him leaving again I'm not going to let him. The Army can knock on our door but they'll have to pry him out of my.... take him by force.

Doctor X · #**194** 02-26-2009, 04:03 AM

"Out of your cold dead [CENSORED--Ed.]" then?

--J.D.

Malloch · #**195** 02-26-2009, 05:35 AM

well if its cold and dead, and I'm still in it, well I should be over in a thread with Sovereign and burnout

Malloch · #**196** 02-26-2009, 05:38 AM

WEll this is my last post until I return to home. Thanks all, and ...well I'll be busy for a while when I get back, so dont hold your breath for anyposts

JoeP · #**197** 02-26-2009, 10:18 AM

How long will Malloch be travelling for? How long until this thread can be closed?

biochemgirl · #**198** 02-26-2009, 11:24 AM

He'll probably be on the road for a good two days, if everything goes well that is.

Close the thread? :sniffle:

But it's gotten me through so much!

JoeP · #**199** 02-26-2009, 11:54 AM

I just don't like the implication of needing a thread to satisfy you after he gets home.

Sock Puppet · #**200** 02-26-2009, 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by BrotherMan

Now I'm going to look for some excuse to use the term "Figid Member" as often as possible.