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01-14-2012, 06:00 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2008
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Re: If Shoes Could Kill
Are you contractually obligated to wear a Betty Page hairdo with those Prada shoes? Seems like you would be.
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01-14-2012, 06:33 PM
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Admin of THIEVES and SLUGABEDS
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Re: If Shoes Could Kill
Pomade and a D.A., I'd say.
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03-03-2012, 02:04 AM
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California Sober
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Location: Silicon Valley
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Re: If Shoes Could Kill
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06-14-2012, 07:16 PM
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Bizarre unknowable space alien
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Join Date: Mar 2008
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Re: If Shoes Could Kill
Just saw this in a catalog.
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"freedom to differ is not limited to things that do not matter much. That would be a mere shadow of freedom. The test of its substance is the right to differ as to things that touch the heart of the existing order."
- Justice Robert Jackson, West Virginia State Board of Ed. v. Barnette
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06-15-2012, 02:48 PM
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Coffee, tea, anti-Nazi
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Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Atlanta, GA
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Re: If Shoes Could Kill
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Originally Posted by Ensign Steve
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I need a pair of those.
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06-20-2012, 04:33 AM
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A Very Gentle Bort
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Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Bortlandia
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Re: If Shoes Could Kill
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07-12-2012, 09:19 AM
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I read some of your foolish scree, then just skimmed the rest.
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Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Bay Area
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Re: If Shoes Could Kill
Demon hoof boots,
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07-12-2012, 11:27 AM
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Fishy mokey
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Furrin parts
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Re: If Shoes Could Kill
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Originally Posted by BrotherMan
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I guess Adidas wants its fans to get used to shackles on their feet...
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07-14-2012, 12:42 AM
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Coffee, tea, anti-Nazi
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Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Atlanta, GA
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Re: If Shoes Could Kill
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Originally Posted by Ari
Demon hoof boots,
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I would wear those. Like every day.
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08-05-2012, 04:35 PM
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(((The Spartacus of Anatevka)))
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: Greater San Diego Area
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Re: If Shoes Could Kill
I didn't see that anyone had posted a link to these, over at Pinterest. My apologies for any duplication.
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08-22-2012, 04:29 AM
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Re: If Shoes Could Kill
Richard Sackville, 3rd Earl of Dorset, 1613. The shoes alone would kill. Add the stockings and it's a slaughterhouse of style.
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08-22-2012, 05:09 AM
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California Sober
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Location: Silicon Valley
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Re: If Shoes Could Kill
He's fucking gorgeous, too. There is nothing I don't love about his outfit, his facial-hair configuration, his gaze and smirk. The Nicholas Cage hairline. That nose. They should have sent a poet. I can't do him justice.
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08-22-2012, 05:31 AM
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Admin of THIEVES and SLUGABEDS
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Re: If Shoes Could Kill
He was one of James I's favorites, famous at court for his many accomplishments in the fields of manwhoring, gambling and spending money he didn't have on luxury goods like that phat fucking outfit.
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09-26-2012, 04:55 PM
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A Very Gentle Bort
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Join Date: Jan 2005
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Re: If Shoes Could Kill
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09-26-2012, 04:58 PM
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Re: If Shoes Could Kill
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10-24-2012, 02:25 AM
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Re: If Shoes Could Kill
Shoes worn by Celia Cruz, the Queen of Salsa and singer of Guántanamera:
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11-10-2012, 06:51 AM
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an angry unicorn or a non-murdering leprechaun
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Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Edge of Society
Gender: Female
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Re: If Shoes Could Kill
OH MY GOD.
I just finished having a mini panic attack freak out. My bestie talked me down from the cliff but STILL.
Y'all I spent over $700 on shoes today. On a single pair of Jimmy Choo shoes.
I am a practical Demi. A cheap Demi. I have never spent that much on a whole ensemble. That is like more than half a mortgage payment. A quarter of a cash car. A truckload of candy. A hot tub full of booze. Fuck that is a lot of money. It didn't really hit me until I was looking at the receipt and I saw the tax was $54. I can't even tell you the last time I spent $54 on shoes let alone $700.
But they are gorgeous, magic shoes. They go with my dress magnificently. They were even comfy for four inch platforms. It took twenty minutes for them to convince me to try them on but then I never wanted to take them off again. Even moreso, they only had one pair, in my size, which fit me perfectly. They are Cinderella shoes y'all.
They are twice as much as my wedding dress*, but I think they will be an investment. I mean, I could wear them for twenty years. That's practical right? And as my friend pointed out, I am so cheap, if you look at the piles of things I haven't bought over the last ten years it would buy a chorus line of these shoes. And as the sales girl pointed out, I got my dress 30% off, so I saved $200, plus I got a $100 gift card which I can use for sexy lingerie. The shoes practically paid for themelves. (I reject this reasoning though I WANT TO BELIEVE.) But ideally, you only get married once, so make it fucking count.
*Oh yeah. I am marrying Contra one week from today. He is trying to make an honest woman of me. So that is happening. It was supposed to be an elopement, but beans were spilled and cats were leaping out of bags everywhere. So I figured I might as well tell my buds since everyone else knows now.
But I am seriously freaking out over these shoes.
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11-10-2012, 06:55 AM
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Vaginally-privileged sociopathic cultist
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Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: La Mer
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Re: If Shoes Could Kill
SQUEE!!! Congrats baby!
And ooh, those are nice.
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11-10-2012, 11:58 AM
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A Very Gentle Bort
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Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Bortlandia
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Re: If Shoes Could Kill
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Originally Posted by Demimonde
*Oh yeah. I am marrying Contra one week from today. He is trying to make an honest woman of me. So that is happening. It was supposed to be an elopement, but beans were spilled and cats were leaping out of bags everywhere. So I figured I might as well tell my buds since everyone else knows now.
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I have two things to say.
1) Finally somepony takes my advice and just ups and elopes (or at least tries) and they don't even tell me. HARRUMPH.
2)
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11-10-2012, 12:21 PM
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Re: If Shoes Could Kill
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11-10-2012, 10:00 PM
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Servant of the Dark Lord
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Join Date: Jan 2005
Gender: Bender
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Re: If Shoes Could Kill
Those are some fancy shoes. They at least look good enough to cost $700. Of course, I would rather spend that kind of money on graphics cards for my computer instead. I think I see computer hardware similarly to how some people see shoes.
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12-07-2012, 09:05 AM
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puzzler
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Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: UK
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Re: If Shoes Could Kill
Just paint!
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12-07-2012, 09:41 AM
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California Sober
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Silicon Valley
Gender: Bender
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Re: If Shoes Could Kill
Oh, man, that would work in the optical illusions thread right now, too.
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01-19-2013, 05:58 AM
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Elephant Talk
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Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Norton's Empire
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Re: If Shoes Could Kill
I think these shoes really could kill.
The video of a woman walking in them is poignantly terrifying.
Scary Beautiful (Leanie van der Vyver)
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01-19-2013, 07:52 PM
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Fishy mokey
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Furrin parts
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Re: If Shoes Could Kill
Can't even outrun a zombie in these things. Could prolly blend right in though.
Sorry, been binging on The Walking Dead lately. I keep looking out for zombies when I watch anything else.
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