New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!

[Caligulette]

What the fuck is wrong with my hat?!??? It balances everything out, proportionately speaking!!!

[Caligulette]

Originally Posted by Dingfod

Shake it like a Polaroid picture.

ARE YOU SAYING I AM OBSOLETE?????How frucking double dog dare you~

[Ymir's blood]

Originally Posted by Caligulette

What the fuck is wrong with my hat?!??? It balances everything out, proportionately speaking!!!

Nothing wrong with it, just scares the knuckledraggers. That's probably a plus, actually.

[Caligulette]

I am mollified.

[lisarea]

Originally Posted by Caligulette

ARE YOU SAYING I AM OBSOLETE?????How frucking double dog dare you~

You're obsolete for THINKING THAT'S OBSOLETE.



Also and just so everyone is clear on this: I know you guys are kidding, but there is nothing flattering or complimentary about street harassment. It's something that stupid sniveling little fucks do to try to intimidate women.

[Dingfod]

What do you think I'm trying to do? I need a fucking sammich, dammit.

[Caligulette]

Originally Posted by lisarea

You're obsolete for THINKING THAT'S OBSOLETE.

Are you saying I'M VERY EXPENSIVE???

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I know it's a pain in the commented-upon ass to have your ass commented upon by strangers in cars. I've had it happen, and other such. I luv you (which is the way it should be spelled since I don't actually know you but which means I thoroughly enjoy you) and mean no disrespect.

ETA: Dingfod - ur doing it rong.

[Demimonde]

Stupid flying flibberjidiget! Why the fuck are all my emails working except the ones I need too. Get the fuck on the ball ITC!

[Shelli]

I would have had a most awesome rant to post yesterday except that my new tattoo overshadowed my agitation. However, now, not only do I like to , but I'd very much like to :shakecomcast: also.

[Caligulette]

I would like this moving to be done now now now. There is a lot of little stuffery still here and I have discovered that living over a waterfall means mold mold mold. The child has been home the last two days, only one of which I had arranged to take off and now i am going in on my day off to make up for some of today's missing time. I have hired my ex-sister-in-law to clean the apartment when we're FINALY done, and now I look around and think sh'es going to think we're trolls because there is practically MOSS in some spots.

AND FUCK (see, there) but I am tired and scared from hearing my son drop little tidbits about what kind of a person his dad is. Joe6 said he was trying to think if he'd ever gone a day without food and Calikid pipes up with "My dad has a lot" and I think the sentence will continue on to be about some stupid effing fucking fast where you eat nothing but lemons and molasas but NO - "because sometimes he's too sick to come downstairs." My heart sank and cracked and broke because how am I going to explain this to the boy when his stupid fucking dad dies from being a stupid fuck?

[Shelli]

[Qingdai]

Fucking clutch pedals: how do they work?
Well, it didn't. If fucking snapped off.
I love my mechanic, but really every Friday off? Now I have to cancel Monday.
Fuck.

[Shelli]

[Caligulette]

Every fucking friday off? What the fuck?

I wish I'd sold it to a stranger instead. I do deeply apologize.

[Qingdai]

It's not your fault, me and old cars, we've got issues.

Plus my mechanic fixed the clutch after we got it, so why no work clutch?!?!

(Apologies to Clutch Munny, who may or may not be working).

[Caligulette]

Will they never cease their endless chatter and bickersomeness? Fucking small people (not midgets, children). Plus with the looking right at us and doing EXACTLY what they JUST had a fucking time out for doing!

[Qingdai]

Fucking my work, why have a planning meeting with a brainstorming session if you won't let me get a word out?
Fuck you, dean of students. Don't listen to anything I might say about student complaints. Because that's not your job, stonewalling is apparently your job. I can't believe this awful bitch is still here, plus she promoted herself to a job that she is in no way qualified to do.
Rotten miserable woman.

[Caligulette]

:bighug:

[vremya]

It's not allergies, it's a cold and I feel fucking miserable!

Rigorist's mom is in the hospital, so he's heading out and taking the car with him, so I'll have to ride the bus to work, which stretches a 25 minute trip into an hour and a half extravaganza.

[Qingdai]

I have felt your pain all weekend, vremya.

Books and personal music device. Also I am very good at creating a carpool unexpectedly. It's for the Earth!

[Watser?]

What the fucking fuckity fuck fuck is the fucking deal with electronic stuffs not being shipped to the fucking swamps where I live?

I'll tell you what the fucking deal is! I can buy a freaking usb charger thingie that plugs into a wall socket and that I can plug my mp3 player into for the fine price of 18 euros. Now at Amazon, both .com and .uk and even .de they sell the fuckers for 2 euros or less That's 800% profit right there. I would lean fucking hard on my government to ban that shit too for that kinda free money.

ETA: Bah, I managed to find one for 7.95 euros including shippings, but still pretty major difference...

[curses]

Goddammit I dropped rebar (end up) on a bare toe. Fuckshitfuckshitfuck!

[Demimonde]

Ouch! I once did that with some sheet metal. I still have a scar on that toe.

[Ymir's blood]

I hope nothing is broken, curses!

[Caligulette]

Owch! I hope you mend soon!