New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity! - Page 55

sparks · #**1351** 01-17-2010, 06:59 PM

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Originally Posted by lisarea

So I frequently engage in ridiculous hyperbole about people eating cereal with milk on it and stuff, like "NOT UNDER MY ROOF" and shit like that, and I'm not actually serious about the hyperbole part or anything, but there is a GRAIN OF TRUTH that's along the lines of "Don't follow me around talking to me while you're eating cereal with milk on it because it skeeves me out pretty hard and I'm scared I'm going to get hit with little milk spatters, WHICH HAS TOTALLY HAPPENED TO ME BEFORE," so yeah. Don't do that. I'm only part kidding and I am part serious!

I'm not actually mad-mad or anything. Just hiding and trying to clack my keyboard so I sound really occupied with Important Internet Business. La la la, tree-de-lee-dee-dah!

It's probably over by now.

And WTF is with people too busy to eat their cereal at home? Why do they feel that a reasonable response to their tragic situation is to bring it all to work thereby littering the lunchroom with spoons, bowls, sour milk in the fridge and half empty boxes of fucking Boo-Berries everywhere???

Stoopid Fucks.

vremya · #**1352** 01-17-2010, 07:35 PM

Why the fuck is it that whenever I try to make plans with you, you blow me off?

Dingfod · #**1353** 01-17-2010, 08:56 PM

My neck fucking hurts. I'm sick of it already. I don't know what I'm going to do, but I'm about this fucking far away from doing something or another.

curses · #**1354** 01-18-2010, 10:15 PM

You're my boss and a VP at the company. Don't fucking call me sweetheart.

Watser? · #**1355** 01-18-2010, 10:20 PM

Kick him in the nuts with your big boots, then kick him in the face and the kidneys. That'll learn him!

Qingdai · #**1356** 01-18-2010, 10:22 PM

OK, the terms sweet heart, honey whatever, they just mean that you are pretending to be close to me, when you haven't bothered to learn my fucking name.
Also if you are younger than me and you call me a diminutive endearment (old people get a pass, if they're related) I will now suspect you of dishonesty.
We had a midwife who was calling everyone sweetie and what not, turned out she was also not paying her rent, lying and left on bad terms.

Ymir's blood · #**1357** 01-18-2010, 10:44 PM

But sweet cheeks is still ok, right?

:caught:

BrotherMan · #**1358** 01-18-2010, 10:45 PM

I got a chewing at by a work-quaintence for using an endearment once. I was peeved at first but after some cogitation I realized she was right and I haven't done it to anyone since. Save for friends in jest.

Qingdai · #**1359** 01-19-2010, 04:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Ymir's blood

But sweet cheeks is still ok, right?

:caught:

Only for you, slumber buns, but we are in a relationship.
I hate pie and you hate that I hate pie.

lisarea · #**1360** 01-19-2010, 04:58 AM

I once accidentally called a coworker "Pumpkin." In front of clients.

Qingdai · #**1361** 01-19-2010, 04:59 AM

Was he orange or unusually lumpy?

BrotherMan · #**1362** 01-19-2010, 05:05 AM

lisarea · #**1363** 01-19-2010, 05:21 AM

No, I just hadn't seen him in a while and I was really happy when he came out of the elevator and said "HEY LISA!" and I just sort of blurted it out, then IMMEDIATELY apologized. I totally didn't mean to say that.

He was probably lucky I didn't call him Turtlebucket or Sparklepants or something, though.

ETA: YEAH! That's him! :^:

Anastasia Beaverhausen · #**1364** 01-19-2010, 08:56 AM

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Originally Posted by SharonDee

Dammit, when I signed up for BREAKING NEWS I meant I wanted to know about BREAKING NEWS.

BREAKING NEWS is not about the Vols losing their coach.
BREAKING NEWS is not about the fans pitching a bitch because the Vols lost their coach.
BREAKING NEWS is not about the the Vols finding a replacement for their lost coach.

FUCK!!
:madrant:

We had two shitty seasons with him anyway. So fuck him.

Ymir's blood · #**1365** 01-19-2010, 11:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Qingdai

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Originally Posted by Ymir's blood

But sweet cheeks is still ok, right?

:caught:

Only for you, slumber buns, but we are in a relationship.
I hate pie and you hate that I hate pie.

Garnet · #**1366** 01-19-2010, 01:51 PM

Not too long ago, one of my male co-workers was upset over some goings on here and in trying to calm him down, I called him sweetheart. Then immediately turned beet red and apologized. He laughed his ass off. He and I have been friends for a long time and he didn't take offense at all. Thank goodness.

Shelli · #**1367** 01-19-2010, 02:00 PM

I was too hurting and pissed off yesterday to be composed enough to so much as post a simple rant about it. Yesterday sucked teh :donkey:

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Dingfod · #**1368** 01-19-2010, 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by curses

You're my boss and a VP at the company. Don't fucking call me sweetheart.

I see you've stopped being one.

Shelli · #**1369** 01-19-2010, 02:24 PM

Garnet · #**1370** 01-19-2010, 02:46 PM

Fuck! My iPod appears to be dead. How in the hell am I supposed to get any work done without my tunes? Fuck, fuck, fuck!

Dingfod · #**1371** 01-19-2010, 02:50 PM

In a few years people will be saying "Fuck! My iCar appears to be dead. How in the hell am I supposed to get to work without my ride? Fuck, fuck, fuck!"

Ensign Steve · #**1372** 01-19-2010, 02:55 PM

Master Taran · #**1373** 01-19-2010, 03:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Garnet

Fuck! My iPod appears to be dead. How in the hell am I supposed to get any work done without my tunes? Fuck, fuck, fuck!

eBay, here we cumm. :fuming:

Garnet · #**1374** 01-19-2010, 03:58 PM

I'm listening to streaming radio on AOL although I'm likely to get busted for it. I don't care. I need to keep my sanity.

SharonDee · #**1375** 01-19-2010, 07:28 PM

I feel you, Garnet. I lost my little pink buddy--Pioneer Pink Inno for XM--a few months ago and was dying for good music.

I finally ended up buying a replacement--ouch!--but I'm definitely happier now.

Oh ... rant ... um, damn cold! Damned coworker who gave it to me! :shakefist: