I'm a thread killing sumbitch.

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[BrotherMan]

[ZEZOZE]

look...i don't entirely understand this thread, but if you people are as good at killing threads as you claim you are, i am looking to form an elite squad to attack the revolution in thought thread. it just keeps going around and around. we need to put it out of its misery before it reaches one million posts. that would kill the countdown thread and create a tear in the ff matrix which we would all fall through.


who is with me?

[ZEZOZE]

and it's kind of ironic how healthy this thread is

[koan]

Please don't kill the revolution thread.

It's inspiring me to write a book.

[ZEZOZE]

ok ok...maybe just rough it up a little bit.

the countdown thread must succeed. stormy's life depends on it!

[koan]

Is it really a competition though? Because my posts can be bought.

[ZEZOZE]

stormy's a comfortable european. he can afford it.

[koan]

Pride? What's that stuff?

[Crumb]

Maybe we should invade that thread and just start up a conversation about something completely irrelevant to drown out the nonsense.

[SR71]

[koan]

Is that an African or a European llama?

[Crumb]

[koan]

Don't think for a second I haven't been watching this thread. I just got hypnotized by the llamas for a couple of days.

[curses]

[Crumb]

[fleamailman]

("...this thread is an affront to civilized posting..." went the goblin, adding "...and therefore I claim my rightful place upon it..." meanwhile the goblin just posted something that might shed more light of his madness)

repost from elsewhere, an american "last post" thread

meanwhile, back at CIA headquarters agent joe is carefully monitoring al qaida's secret website at his desk, thinks "where's mac with my coffee" as he starts reading through the new posts for subliminal messages, and then reads you infidel, may a thousand scorpions sit on your bum, your goblin days are numbered, this is my "last post" thread, it is written, then agent joe looks up at agent mccoy who has come in with his coffee, says "...look, you take over mac, I'm beat, I need a break..." whereupon turning to the second screen showing the CIA's site, jo sips his coffee, feels better, clicks the "new posts" button, and then writes listen buddy, there's no way this thread is yours goblin, yet somehow the goblin is always supportive, he just liked sending people upwards


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[koan]

My butt isn't quite big enough to fit a thousand scorpions. But I'm intrigued by the idea and find it somewhat seductive.

If civilized was the objective, I'd have appreciated that being mentioned sooner.

To bring it up now hardly seems fair.

[fleamailman]

("...what, do you mean that I have not killed off this thread yet, I must be slipping mortals..." went the goblin wondering what it would take then, trying his next)

repost from elsewhere, just sharing

the goblin sits in the bistro again, readying his brain for "take off" that is, "...ah, just a little more imagination and I will be out of here in my own world once more...", though meanwhile he just looks at the group of middle aged men chatting and drinking away next to him, dismissing them as somewhat old school, "...ah now, there but for the grace of forumland goes me then..." he types into the slot observing them still, while the white wine remains ever their preferred medium of escape it seems, adding "...their choice I know, and perhaps it's the same escape we all seek too, our escape from dailylife, though tomorrow they'll just be back here once more, while I'll be editing this portrayal of them I guess, this is, of their drowning in their drinks only to be flung back onto some shore of sobriety afterwards in some senseless repetition, at the same altar again, that same ritual, with exactly the same result too...", not that this shore of sobriety was very forgiving for that matter, for what did it ever offer one instead, "...and besides, what does this life owe anyone anyway..."asked the goblin once more as he escaped away onto forumland in his turn


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[fleamailman]

("...I love this thread, you'll never get rid of me humans MYAHAHAHAHA..." went the goblin)

repost from elsewhere

Originally Posted by xxxx

no, Gremlins have a lot of children..goblins just eat them.

"...nah, I don't eat children, they don't have enough meat on them, I prefer american housewives myself..." replied the goblin, adding "...in fact, they often come ready larded, usually with a grocery cart too, but I am not really fussy where food is concerned, now if you have never seen an american housewife before...", whereupon the goblin in his kindness quickly attached a picture of one for future reference here


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[koan]

This is not a dating game for wannabe comic book anti-heroes.

[SR71]

word murdering the thread

the zombie thread

[fleamailman]

This is not a dating game for wannabe comic book anti-heroes.

("...good point, what kind of dating game is it then..." inquired the goblin)



repost from a goth's site "last post" thread,

lonely hearts page:

wanted, "would be goth" seeks female company for deeply depressive emotional lamentations upon the nature of death, melancholic visits to nighttime graveyards, and general makeup sharing, if at all interested please contact ben s bernanke care of the board of governors of the federal reserve


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