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08-26-2006, 07:12 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Ypsilanti, Mi
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Re: Miscellany
Well I don't want to appear insensitive, but if they have to amputate I hope you'll consider letting us sell your taxidermied foot on eBay.
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08-26-2006, 07:13 AM
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Solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, and short
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Re: Miscellany
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Originally Posted by Dingfod
Oh, did I say feet? I meant feet.
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Oh, man.
I am so going to Glamour Shots.
I'll show you, Mr. Dingfod! I'LL SHOW YOU!
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08-26-2006, 07:20 AM
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Re: Miscellany
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Originally Posted by viscousmemories
Well I don't want to appear insensitive, but if they have to amputate I hope you'll consider letting us sell your taxidermied foot on eBay.
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OH!
This reminded me that I had an idea a while back!
So, like, you know how you're legally required to have your correct weight on your state ID within 20# or whatever, so they can identify you when you become a criminal?
If I only had ONE LEG, though, I would all weigh some totally different weight than I looked like, so I could all get away with the lie on my driver's license, and then I could, like, do a lot of crimes and things, but because they would be looking for a skinnier person than me, I would totally get away with all of it!
So yeah. Maybe it is time for me to set my plans in motion.
Hey. If I eat my amputated foot but no other meat, what kind of a vegetarian do you call that?
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08-26-2006, 07:57 AM
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A fellow sophisticate
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Cowtown, Kansas
Gender: Male
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Re: Miscellany
A coyote in a trap?
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08-26-2006, 08:31 AM
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Re: Miscellany
Got a flat tire on the long trip home from small town Sask today. It blew out, fortunately a back wheel not a front one. Looking at it, it was weird -- it blew out on the sides. Why would it do that?
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08-26-2006, 08:48 AM
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A fellow sophisticate
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Cowtown, Kansas
Gender: Male
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Re: Miscellany
Running low air pressure in the tire for too long causes heat to build up in the sidewalls, eventually giving way.
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08-26-2006, 04:13 PM
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Struggling to stay sober....
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Gender: Male
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Re: Miscellany
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Originally Posted by beyelzu
i have grown a beard and i shaved my head after growing it out for a while after i got sunburned at sixflags.
now i really look like a biker, which is cool cuz they are so respected by our society in general.
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Bey, got pictures of that by chance?
I've toyed with the idea of shaving my head too, since my hair is thinning already. My wife sais I don't have the head suited for the shaved look. But dammitt if my hair is all gonna fall out, why not just do it anyways is my question.
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08-29-2006, 07:21 PM
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Adequately Crumbulent
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Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Cascadia
Gender: Male
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Re: Miscellany
To all coffee drinking dumbshits: There is no X in espresso!
That is all.
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08-29-2006, 11:03 PM
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Re: Miscellany
You can use shaving cream to clean cat vomit out of your carpets.
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08-29-2006, 11:15 PM
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Adequately Crumbulent
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Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Cascadia
Gender: Male
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Re: Miscellany
Sure you can use it, but does it work?
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08-29-2006, 11:21 PM
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go fish
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: a rural part of Los Angeles, CA
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Re: Miscellany
I would not recommend the reverse, however. Cat vomit might be effective as shaving cream, but the fur balls could get in the way.
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08-29-2006, 11:31 PM
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happy now, Mussolini?
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Join Date: May 2006
Location: location, location
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Re: Miscellany
The cats should be strapped down so they can't turn around to groom and consume their hair, and force fed a diet entirely of cream. Then the cat vomit would have the consistency we are all looking for in a quality shaving cream.
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08-29-2006, 11:33 PM
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Adequately Crumbulent
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Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Cascadia
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Re: Miscellany
You could make a fortune selling cat vomit cream.
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08-30-2006, 12:54 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Springfield, MA
Gender: Bender
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Re: Miscellany
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08-30-2006, 03:06 AM
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go fish
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: a rural part of Los Angeles, CA
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Re: Miscellany
I'd like to see a fortune-telling cat vomit. Does it read the effluvia like tea leaves or something?
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08-30-2006, 03:11 AM
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Re: Miscellany
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Originally Posted by lisarea
You can use shaving cream to clean cat vomit out of your carpets.
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you can also use shaving cream to shave cats.
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08-30-2006, 03:15 AM
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Solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, and short
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Re: Miscellany
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Originally Posted by quiet bear
Quote:
Originally Posted by lisarea
You can use shaving cream to clean cat vomit out of your carpets.
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you can also use shaving cream to shave cats.
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NO YOU CAN'T. You have to use a razor.
I've been around the block a time or two.
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08-30-2006, 03:19 AM
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Re: Miscellany
oops. Sorry.
In my defense, I've never shaved a cat.
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08-30-2006, 03:27 AM
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Re: Miscellany
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Originally Posted by quiet bear
oops. Sorry.
In my defense, I've never shaved a cat.
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Well, neither have I.
Next time, though. Next time.
1. Shaving cream
2. Razor
Anything else?
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08-30-2006, 03:30 AM
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Re: Miscellany
3. Gloves
4. Heavy sleeves
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08-30-2006, 07:40 AM
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Re: Miscellany
Declaw the cat first, then muzzle it.
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08-30-2006, 01:08 PM
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I said it, so I feel it, dick
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Here
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Re: Miscellany
I don't think it was a mosquito that bit you lisa. Just saying.
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08-30-2006, 08:19 PM
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Re: Miscellany
You know how sometimes something makes you laugh so fast you don't have time to prepare and you choke yourself a little bit?
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08-30-2006, 08:26 PM
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Re: Miscellany
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Originally Posted by LadyShea
I don't think it was a mosquito that bit you lisa. Just saying.
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Yeah, I'd normally think that too, except that I've had known mosquito bites swell me up really bad before. There was one time I busted a mosquito biting me on the eyebrow, and the whole area swelled up like a golf ball. I couldn't get my eye open for many hours, and I looked like Quasimodo for a couple-few days after that. I also had my hand swell up once so it was about twice as fat as normal and I couldn't bend my wrist, and I caught the mosquito in the act on that one, too.
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08-30-2006, 08:31 PM
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A fellow sophisticate
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Cowtown, Kansas
Gender: Male
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Re: Miscellany
My sister, Darlar, has the same reaction to mosquito bites as you, lisapea. Whereas, I usually have almost none. Nor does her husband, which aggravates her to no end.
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