2024 Presidential Election Shittastic Shittacular

[Miss Shelby]

Originally Posted by michio

Also he accidentally said, "I've become friends with school shooters." instead of "school shooting victims". Not that anyone will care, just an amusing misspeak.

It was definitely a Bidenesque misspeak. But did he misspeak at the DNC when he said America couldn’t stand another four years of this?

And as for him being “nice”—. Did you see Vance getting hostile at all?

[ChuckF]

Originally Posted by michio

Also he accidentally said, "I've become friends with school shooters."

Tim Walz, making friends with Republicans.

[mickthinks]

This is a bit old; “they’re eating the pets” old; but it’s a brilliant piece of Stewartry, and still way too pertinent.

Jon Stewart: Trump Is The Opposite of Who His...

[seebs]

I mean, we can't stand another four years of constant lies about elections being "stolen" and so on.

[Miss Shelby]

Originally Posted by seebs

I mean, we can't stand another four years of constant lies about elections being "stolen" and so on.

Nice spin seebs.

[Miss Shelby]

Originally Posted by mickthinks

This is a bit old; “they’re eating the pets” old; but it’s a brilliant piece of Stewartry, and still way too pertinent.

Jon Stewart: Trump Is The Opposite of Who His Supporters Claim He Is | The Daily Show - YouTube

I have a video I sent to my kids it was a calico cat that looked petrified and it kept zooming in on its face when Trump was saying ‘they’re eating THE PETS’. We had a calico when the girls were little and Shelby has the most adorable one now. I thought it was funny.

[Miss Shelby]

Originally Posted by ChuckF

Tim Walz, making friends with Republicans.

Haha . That’s a good one. I do like you because of your wit.

[beyelzu]

Originally Posted by Miss Shelby

It was definitely a Bidenesque misspeak. But did he misspeak at the DNC when he said America couldn’t stand another four years of this?

And as for him being “nice”—. Did you see Vance getting hostile at all?

Vance was cordial, but I have a bias against monarchists being in my democracy, so that creepy follower of Yarvin is right out.

I understand that being anti-democracy probably isn’t a deal breaker for most conservatives, so your mileage may very.

Who is Curtis Yarvin, the monarchist, anti-democracy blogger? | Vox

Maybe my standards are too high, but I want someone who seems nice and doesn’t want to topple democracy as a core principle.

[Miss Shelby]

I am so tired of the ‘overthrowing of democracy’ stuff bey. Yeah some people threw a riot at the Capitol. During a time when other riots going on around the country were IGNORED. By the media and by you. But overthrowing our democracy was not the intent. That is a huge lie perpetrated by the media. An unarmed woman was shot and killed trying to ‘overthrow our democracy’ and no one cared. Because it was such a HUGE revolt. Fucking spare me.

[beyelzu]

Yarvin is literally a monarchist and Vance is a friend and follower of Yarvin.

No matter how tired of it you are, the first conservatives were likewise literal monarchists.

Burke was a monarchist, no matter how you feel about it. Yarvin is also a monarchist, again no matter how you feel about it.

Yeah some people threw a riot at the Capitol.

That’s not true, some people attempted an insurrection which is far worse than just a riot.

During a time when other riots going on around the country were IGNORED. By the media and by you.

Lolololololol. Over 94 percent of BLM protests were completely peaceful where peaceful includes no property damage. The protests were also widely covered in media, especially right wing media.

But overthrowing our democracy was not the intent.

BULLSHIT. You think they broke in and were just going to hang out? You can’t really believe that. You just aren’t that stupid.

That is a huge lie perpetrated by the media.

Not the scary media!?!?!! Oh noes.

An unarmed woman was shot and killed trying to ‘overthrow our democracy’ and no one cared. Because it was such a HUGE revolt.

A woman was part of a violent insurrection that broke into the capital and ignored commands to stop. The officer that shot and killed that insurrection is a fucking hero. I lament that Babbitt was so propaganda addled that she engaged in insurrection.

It should also be noted that at least some of her fellow insurrections were armed.

Fucking spare me.

I can’t spare you from reality.

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

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[specious_reasons]

Originally Posted by Miss Shelby

But overthrowing our democracy was not the intent. That is a huge lie perpetrated by the media.

Incorrect on both. The rioter were in fact disrupting a democratic process for the purpose of getting Trump illegally elected. The riots were intending to disrupt the electoral vote count process so that the Trump campaign could have more time to game the election results. It's also likely that the riot was used as a threat of force against Mike Pence to persuade him to refuse to accept the votes as counted.

Trump attempted illegal methods to affect the outcome of the election, up to and including the Jan 6th riots. This was undemocratic and frankly disqualifies him from serving as President.

[beyelzu]

During a time when other riots going on around the country were IGNORED. By the media and by you.

ES and I both participated in protests btw. So I’m not sure who the you is in this, but it ain’t me.

Here is a pic of me “ignoring” BLM

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[seebs]

The goal was to use force to threaten or kill the people certifying the election results to force them to certify different election results than the actual ones. That is, in fact, intended to overthrow democracy.

This isn't some kind of crazy thing "the media" came up with. There's been plenty of court cases on this, people getting tried and convicted on the evidence presented to a jury of their peers, and ... yeah it really was that.

[mickthinks]

Look, it’s very simple, Shel.

Had the Jan 6 thing at the Capitol succeeded, Trump would have remained in the White House after the end of his elected term. He would have become the first ever unelected President of the United States. That was what he sent his armed followers there to do.

[beyelzu]

So Trump and other deplorables have been pushing a claim that the Biden admin is stealing FEMA money in order to give it to immigrants.


This isn’t true, but it is projection.

It turns out that’s because he did this. In 2019, the Trump administration, in the middle of hurricane season, told Congress that it was taking $271 million from DHS programs, including $155 million from the disaster fund, to pay for immigration detention space and temporary hearing locations for asylum seekers who had been forced to wait in Mexico. “The U.S. is facing a security and humanitarian crisis on the Southern border,” the administration said in its notice that it was redirecting the funds.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/polit...nts-trump-did/

[mickthinks]

@oldskurv

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[beyelzu]

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Before a massive crowd on Saturday, Musk sought to portray Trump as a champion of free speech, arguing that Democrats want “to take away your freedom of speech, they want to take away your right to bear arms, they want to take away your fight to vote, effectively.” Musk went on to criticize a California effort to ban voter ID requirements.

I feel like fight to vote has to be a typo. Regardless, it’s amusing that California making it a law that cities and counties can’t engage in the common voter suppression tactic is being taken as taking away conservatives right to vote.

If you can’t repress other’s votes, how can your vote count?

Elon Musk Makes First Appearance At Trump Rally Casting Election In Dire Terms | HuffPost Latest News

[LarsMac]

What drugs is that guy on?

[LarsMac]

[seebs]

Originally Posted by LarsMac

What drugs is that guy on?

usually ketamine and pot

[LarsMac]

Originally Posted by seebs

usually ketamine and pot

Hmmm, I've never tried that.

(and to be clear, not planning to, either.)

[Stephen Maturin]

Elon "Jews will not replace us" Musk's idiot shitbag mother, Apartheid Lucille Bluth, discloses the winning strategy.

[viscousmemories]

Jesus, who knew he had a mother? I thought he was the byproduct of some teenage libertarian's wet dream.

[Stephen Maturin]

We’ve got a big decision coming up November 5th. It’s like one of those choose your own adventure novels. Except in this one, your options are a booming economy with prosperity and freedom… or watching our country fall apart and be handed over to tyrants and dictators.

~ Renowned idiot and vaping/public sex enthusiast Lauren Boebert at today's PAB rally in Colorado

Bobo is dumb as dog shit, but hey, busted clock, blind pig, etc.