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I love you, cat, but I do not love your puke. Especially when you clawed, meowed, purred, stared, kneaded and gnawed all over me for an hour beforehand to get me out of bed and into the kitchen to make you breakfast. Then 5 minutes later you fucking hurl it up and lick yourself delicately as I collect the warm pile and dispose of it, dry heaving all the way.
Oh man, I'ma dry heave again just remembering that. Damn your golden eyes!
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So The Little Muffin wanted a ride to the Park n Ride this morning, so I asked him which one (although I was pretty sure), and he said, "The one by Skate City."
What the fuck even is Skate City? I think I saw it like once before, but I don't remember where it was. It's like some hoopty old roller skating rink for heshers or something.
Well, it turns out it's the Park n Ride directly next door to the gigantic Lucent building I WORKED IN FOR THREE YEARS, and it's the exact same Park n Ride that I took to other jobs for like another three years.
Either description would have sufficed. Hell, he could have said, "It's by that Cracker Barrel," and I would have known what he meant because you can see the Cracker Barrel from the street. But what the fuck kind of a landmark is SKATE CITY? Why would you even think I know what that is, much less where? And yeah, it's in the general vicinity, now that I look it up, but it's a couple blocks away and it's not like it's visible from anywhere. It's like some sad ramshackle quonset hut or something a ways down some little side street.
Really, I'm not actually mad. I just think maybe The Little Muffin might be crazy or stupid or something.
Plus also: Shut the fuck up, internet. Everyone saw Idiocracy, so there's no need to say "IDIOCRACY FTW" and shit every time you see a reference to it. What is even the point of that? So people know that some other random goober on the internet also saw and enjoyed that movie and recognized a totally obvious reference to it? So the fuck what?
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Originally Posted by lisarea
What the fuck even is Skate City? I think I saw it like once before, but I don't remember where it was. It's like some hoopty old roller skating rink for heshers or something.
Dude, where do you pick up your hip vocabulary?
That's the second time I've known you to use "hoopty", a word I had never heard and had to look up the first time I read it by you. Now you use hesher, and the only other person I have ever known to use that is Ensign Steve and she's younger.
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After being under intense pressure for several months to finish a large functional design right away so I could move on to the next project, I completed the design on July 31.
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Are those young people words? I know I do sometimes pick up words from inappropriate sources like rap music sometimes, but I think both hoopty and hesher date to at least the 80s, probably earlier, so I could have come by them as a legitimate young person.
Hoopty I'm thinking maybe from the 70s at least. And the adjective hoopty is more general than the noun.
Hoopty (n): a janky car
Ha. I said janky.
Or I dunno. Maybe I pick stuff them up from that hepcat Maturin.
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Originally Posted by Garnet
After being under intense pressure for several months to finish a large functional design right away so I could move on to the next project, I completed the design on July 31.
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She said the same thing to me! 
Go forth and buy me a house.
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