Good King Trump

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Originally Posted by LarsMac

Trump says 'everybody loves' plan for US Gaza takeover, as allies reject idea

"US President Donald Trump says he wants the US to take a "long-term ownership position" of Gaza, and turn it into the "Riviera of the Middle East" - read the full quotes here

The Palestinian Authority says Palestinians won't be resettled, while ordinary Gazans tell the BBC "this is our land"

Trump's comments have also been rejected by some key US allies; the UK says Palestinians should "live and prosper in their homelands", Egypt says Gaza should be redeveloped without its people leaving, while Saudi Arabia "rejects any attempts to displace the Palestinians"

Speaking to reporters on Wednesday, Trump insists "everybody loves" his Gaza proposal

Meanwhile, Gazans have been pictured returning to their homes,

Is any of this serious? With Trump, it's hard to tell, writes our correspondent Paul Adams"

Isn't it fascinating how so in touch with the rest of the world this guy is?

Rampell: Trump is trying to repackage the status quo as a victory. That's what the leaders of these foreign countries are learning. You don't actually have to give Trump anything. You have to let him announce victory on TV. pic.twitter.com/Bua3OFUN0C

— Acyn (@Acyn) February 4, 2025

So far nobody needs to do a thing but let him brag on TV.

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[Kamilah Hauptmann]

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[Miisa]

There is not enough popcorn in the world for this shit.

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Remember how it's always projection when your next elections are 97% Trump.

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[Stephen Maturin]

President Donald Trump signed an executive order Wednesday banning transgender athletes from participating in women's sports, fulfilling a promise that was at the center of his 2024 campaign.

lol

The GOP's freshly-minted concern for women's sports is touching and all, but if I were the skeptical type, I might just lean toward concluding that the administration is playing to the ginned up, bedwettingly moronic belief - held by bedwetting morons - that there's a hundred pounds of swingin' dick in every little girls' bathroom to keep the gaggle of idiots collectively known as the White House Press Corps from noticing that an illegal immigrant ketamine junkie has control of all the public money.

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Originally Posted by Stephen Maturin

lol

The GOP's freshly-minted concern for women's sports is touching and all, but if I were the skeptical type, I might just lean toward concluding that the administration is playing to the ginned up, bedwettingly moronic belief - held by bedwetting morons - that there's a hundred pounds of swingin' dick in every little girls' bathroom to keep the gaggle of idiots collectively known as the White House Press Corps from noticing that an illegal immigrant ketamine junkie has control of all the public money.

I've been telling agitation trolls (regardless of domestic or foreign) to buckle up, with Musk holding all the SSNs China wishes it had the social credit system America's about to live under.

[Miss Shelby]

Originally Posted by Miisa

There is not enough popcorn in the world for this shit.

That’s for damn sure.

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Originally Posted by Miss Shelby

That’s for damn sure.

this is your fault, buckle up.

[Miss Shelby]

Originally Posted by Kamilah Hauptmann

this is your fault, buckle up.

If you want to play pin the blame on the donkey stick that pin up someone else’s ass. In the meantime I’m enjoying the show.

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Ahahahahaha. Imagine they were telling the truth:

Trump tells Christians they won't have to vote after this election - reuters.com

Ooooh, 70-100 million Americans don't actually exist? I'm sure this combo won't result in decades of car bombings!

Your fault.

I'm sure that nothing will happen to this woke DEI nonsense.

But it would be your fault.

Oh ha! Elon and his squad of little boy wonders have your SSN. And the national treasury. No longer under the control of your reps. Because you believed a serial liar and philanderer was a paragon of virtue and would hurt the poor and downtrodden victims of American foreign policy just as you wanted done in the name of Jesus.

He grabbed your livelihood and future. Surprise!

This is your fault.

And since labour rights are communism, you won't need the NLRB.

Also your fault.

“there’s no way leopards will eat my face,” says woman slathering her face with BBQ sauce in the middle of the leopard enclosure

— Janel Comeau �� (@verybadllama.bsky.social) January 25, 2025 at 6:49 PM

Where BBQ sauce equates to blame.

[Miss Shelby]

It doesn’t bother me that you’re reveling in my impending destruction. Whatever helps you cope, dude.

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

I hear this really fucks up white people in warm climates

Malaria will resurge

The President’s Malaria Initiative—suspended by Trump—is the #1 funder of malaria control

Our study of 75 malaria resurgence events found that almost all were due to the control program being weakened—usually from funding cuts

malariajournal.biomedcentral.com/articles/10....

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— Prof Gavin Yamey (@gavinyamey.bsky.social) February 5, 2025 at 6:01 PM

You are to blame.

[Miisa]

Originally Posted by Miss Shelby

That’s for damn sure.

I wasn't laughing about much of this - *gestures randomly *- until I heard the CIA news last night. Once I managed to breathe again and wiped the tears from my face exhausted from the lols, I realised we are in an actual RL farce and there is not much that I can do, so now just watching this slow-motion train crash right into the fireworks factory dumpster on fire.

BUT, I feel so sad and worried for my American friends who don't have the distance that I at least have.

[LarsMac]

Originally Posted by Miisa

I wasn't laughing about much of this - *gestures randomly *- until I heard the CIA news last night. Once I managed to breathe again and wiped the tears from my face exhausted from the lols, I realised we are in an actual RL farce and there is not much that I can do, so now just watching this slow-motion train crash right into the fireworks factory dumpster on fire.

BUT, I feel so sad and worried for my American friends who don't have the distance that I at least have.

Yes. Distance. I envy you that.

We have that to some degree, out here on the Prairie, but, most of our neighbors are cheering it on. The talk at the coffee shop is how The Donald has them Lefties on the run.

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

The priorities are just clown world. A rich dude with a pack of kids taking control of the treasury with all the accountability of “trust me bro” and coffee shop man is beating his chest cave man style.

[Sock Puppet]

But we defeated socialism again!

[ImGod]

Anyone know of a good jerb for my wife? She's first out of the airlock in this mess. Not essential even though she worked through every government shutdown. Relocating people around the world for DOD contracts.

I feel for all the people she placed overseas who have lost their contacts to get home. And the CIA agents who will be hung out to dry when they blow up that agency rather than a controlled draw down.

I could see some of those people that take down countries for a living, holding a long grudge if they get outed or left on their own overseas.

[Miss Shelby]

Originally Posted by Kamilah Hauptmann

The priorities are just clown world. A rich dude with a pack of kids taking control of the treasury with all the accountability of “trust me bro” and coffee shop man is beating his chest cave man style.

No, you’re right I saw this on tv. They got doxxed, those kids, and one of their names is Biggs Ballz. Or something similar. It was literally on the news.

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Man, the whole Gaza thing is going to result in a ringing bell of dead Americans the world over. Wonder it betrayed CIA agents will be involved.

Your fault.

[Miss Shelby]

Vance/Ballz 2028.

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Just another example of how the Daily Wire poisoned your diseased brain.

In things that you absolutely saw coming, Federalist and Daily Wire writer who accused drag queens of being groomers arrested for child molestation.

www.dailydot.com/debug/aaron-...

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— Ari Cohn (@aricohn.com) February 6, 2025 at 6:42 PM

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Originally Posted by Kamilah Hauptmann

Ahahahahaha. Imagine they were telling the truth:

Trump tells Christians they won't have to vote after this election - reuters.com

Ooooh, 70-100 million Americans don't actually exist? I'm sure this combo won't result in decades of car bombings!

Your fault.

Oh look here, liddle miss shrillby!

Bondi ends FBI effort to combat foreign influence in U.S. politics - NBC

Maybe foreigners will do your voting for you! Wear that Proud Grin at what you've done.

[Miss Shelby]

I sure hope so Kameron Hyperptumn.

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Low IQ shrillby, who hasn't read her TRUMP BIBLE, is SO UNPATRIOTIC and NASTY she worked her ENTIRE ADULT LIFE TO BRING ABOUT HELL ON EARTH since she is on her way there ANYWAY.

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