A revolution in thought

[Florence Jellem]

Check, check, check ...

[thedoc]

Noise makers,

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And more,

Party Noise Makers - YouTube

[Florence Jellem]

PARTY CENTRAL: 99/00/01
THE AUTHENTIC*
PAGE MM PARTY


Which means we are now halfway to ….

THE AUTHENTIC*
PAGE MMMM PARTY

Yes, boys, it’s the dawn of a new millennium of peacegirl’s amusing idiocies. Keep it up, dear, and I’m sure in five or so years we’ll have a Page MMMM party!

Now let’s not fuck up this party like we did 1999, ok, boys?

*Accept no corrupt substitutes!

[ChuckF]

Originally Posted by peacegirl

The true meaning of [romantic] love is sexual satisfaction which cannot be achieved without mutual respect.

While it surely appears noble, this is a Corruption absent from the Authentic Text. As True Steward of the Authentic Text, I have shown this to be true, undeniably and mathematically.

Originally Posted by peacegirl

You're no steward and you never will be!

peacegirl, I understand that you simply have not yet opened the door marked ChuckF is the True Steward of the Authentic Text. That does not change the undeniable, mathematical reality that I am the True Steward of the Authentic Text just as 3 is to 6 as 4 is to 8. The poll that you suggested says so and Google says so. However, peacegirl, I understand if you are reluctant to be seen public to admit that I am True Steward of the Authentic Text, for fear that this may give some consumers pause before spending $41.00 on a copy of your Corrupted Text. That is ok, peacegirl; you have that right of way. However, it will not change the mathematical reality of my #TrueStewardship.

[ChuckF]

I promised a surprise gift for the Authentic Page MM party! Here you go, all you crazy glandular homo-sexuals out there!!

[thedoc]

Originally Posted by Florence Jellem

Is it wrong for Flo to have been rooting for the rocket to blow them all up?

I'll bet you enjoyed this,

Challenger Disaster Live on CNN - YouTube

[Florence Jellem]

This nice man really knows how to party:

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[Florence Jellem]

Originally Posted by ChuckF

I promised a surprise gift for the Authentic Page MM party! Here you go, all you crazy glandular homo-sexuals out there!!



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Flo has arthritis in her lower back or some damn thing (welcome to old age!) and I had to stop listening to this after a few minutes because I was laughing so hard my lower back was spasming up and sending shoots of pain through me. I'll try again later after I've sat on a heating pad and taken some Alleve.

[Stephen Maturin]

My apologies to our friends in the inherited homo-sexual community for missing the 1999 party. My sweetie and I were attending an anti-Dump demonstration that, much like the Messiah's mighty phallic symbol, was shockingly large.

Speaking of which, I wonder which of peacegirl's children will take her in once Big Daddy derails the public funds gravy train. Will they sit down and discuss the issue rationally, or will they just participate in a double round robin Rock Paper Scissors tournament until there's a clear loser?

It's okay, though, because one time Big Daddy tweeted some dumbass bullshit about vaccines and autism, and fraudulent quack Andy Wakefield said that voting for Big Daddy was an absolute must.

Originally Posted by ChuckF

I promised a surprise gift for the Authentic Page MM party! Here you go, all you crazy glandular homo-sexuals out there!!

I laughed, I cried ... nah, I just laughed. Lots and lots. That was epic, Chuck. You and you alone are the True Steward of Seymour Lessans' intellectual legacy, chosen by the 100% nonreligious God Himself.

And now, live from the Germinal World of Potential Consciousness ...

Wham! - Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go - YouTube

[Stephen Maturin]

Queen - Crazy Little Thing Called Love (MV) -...

David Bowie - Watch That Man - YouTube

[peacegirl]

Originally Posted by ChuckF

I promised a surprise gift for the Authentic Page MM party! Here you go, all you crazy glandular homo-sexuals out there!!



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I want people to know that this guy is reading from the middle of the book which Lessans warned people not to do because it would distort the principles. Do you think Chuck cares? Chuck could give a damn whether this knowledge can change the world for the better as long as he gets credit. He is an egomaniac.

#Chuckisnotruesteward

[Angakuk]

I have invited my friend Shotgun Willie to help us celebrate this awesome occasion.

Willie Nelson / Shotgun Willie - YouTube

Please note the irony inherent in the line "you can't make a record if you aint got nothin to say". An axiom he happily disproves in the making of this very recording. Likewise, Lessans and Peacegirl have decisively disproved the corollary "you can't write a book if you aint got nothin to say".

[Spacemonkey]

[Florence Jellem]

back, spacemomkey.

[Florence Jellem]

Incidentally, boys, the last post on this page is Post #50,000, and will earn the lucky poster a poop trophy and an abusive tweet from "President" Trump on his new @potus account.

[ChuckF]

Originally Posted by peacegirl

I want people to know that this guy is reading from the middle of the book which Lessans warned people not to do because it would distort the principles.

As the True Steward of the Authentic Text, I am compelled of my own free will to point out that one may find this important "middle of the book" only in the Authentic Text. We must reject the Corrupted Text that suppresses it entirely, deletes it, cuts the very beating heart of the Authentic Text, and then is passed off at $41.00 a copy.

[Florence Jellem]

Remember, boys, in our trio of peacegirl millennium parties, one lies ahead: MMI: A Space-Case Oddity. Special note to you homos: E-homos (who are compelled of their own free will to pass by the wayside in due course) only at this one.

[Stephen Maturin]

Our environmental homo-sexual brethren are cordially invited to ease up a bit on the flouncingly effeminate behavior. As peacegirl tells us, the fondest desire of environmental homo-sexuals, who account for fully 98% of all homo-sexual behavior, is to bang women. However, no women will have them. You know, cuz of all the flouncingly effeminate behavior.

In the no-blame environment of the Golden Age, chicks will bang you silly regardless of how much flouncing you do. However, we are not yet in the Golden Age because peacegirl buried the Authentic Text in a closet and decided to peddle her ghastly Corrupted Text online for $41.00 a pop. If you gents are compelled of your own free will to fall by the wayside in due course, with your own personal due course being now, then less flouncing is definitely in order.

[Florence Jellem]

[peacegirl]

Fit As a Fiddle (And Ready for Love) - YouTube

[Spacemonkey]

Originally Posted by peacegirl

And by the way you have no idea regarding my health condition. I have been very ill since 1997 with adrenal insufficiency, immune dysfunction, tinnitus, fibromyalgia (debilitating muscle pain) and many other related symptoms which are too numerous to mention. Just because I still have my mind (thank God since mental fog is often one of the symptoms of this disease) doesn't mean I don't struggle every single day...

Wow. Good thing you aren't showing any signs of mental fog. You sure lucked out there.

[peacegirl]

Originally Posted by Spacemonkey

Hi Spacemonkey. Long time no see. Hope you are doing well!

[peacegirl]

Originally Posted by Spacemonkey

Wow. Good thing you aren't showing any signs of mental fog. You sure lucked out there.

That is a good thing. I'm glad you share my relief.

[peacegirl]

Originally Posted by Stephen Maturin

Our environmental homo-sexual brethren are cordially invited to ease up a bit on the flouncingly effeminate behavior. As peacegirl tells us, the fondest desire of environmental homo-sexuals, who account for fully 98% of all homo-sexual behavior, is to bang women. However, no women will have them. You know, cuz of all the flouncingly effeminate behavior.

In the no-blame environment of the Golden Age, chicks will bang you silly regardless of how much flouncing you do. However, we are not yet in the Golden Age because peacegirl buried the Authentic Text in a closet and decided to peddle her ghastly Corrupted Text online for $41.00 a pop. If you gents are compelled of your own free will to fall by the wayside in due course, with your own personal due course being now, then less flouncing is definitely in order.

I'm just waiting patiently for your twisted version of this book to be thrown out. Unfortunately it will take more than me to put you in your place. It may not occur in this thread but the truth of the text will not be destroyed regardless of your efforts to do just that. Just like in the Wizard of Oz, you hold no power here.

[GdB]

I hope I am not too late for the party?