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Old 01-15-2010, 03:52 PM
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This morning, due to the power going out last night and me resetting my clock an hour earlier than it actually was, I got up an hour earlier, not realizing it until I was already up and about and had caffeine in me. At first, I was all :whatthefuck: :facepalm: :brooding: .. and then .. :idea:


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And so I did. :8D

Meet my new friend, Trinity Waterproof Rabbit :bunnythrust:




* Shelli ordered and received a box of toys for x-mas. :cheersanta:
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Old 01-16-2010, 01:58 AM
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BWAAAHAHAAHAHA..............

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Old 01-16-2010, 02:04 AM
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If it were just a "fuckstick", I wouldn't be raving about it; I'd be talking about a one night stand. :wink:

This does more, and what you want it to.
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Old 01-16-2010, 12:53 PM
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And so I did. :8D
You could have prayed :pray:











Wait . . . maybe you did?

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Old 01-16-2010, 10:56 PM
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So ... how many toys are there in your box, Shelli?

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So ... how many toys are there in your box, Shelli?

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Would one call it a "hope chest?"





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I wonder why Yuckus hasn't posted in this obviously religious thread?
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Epic Nameburn! :diaf:
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Old 01-17-2010, 04:35 PM
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One at a time, tyvm.



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One at a time, tyvm.
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Old 01-22-2010, 03:14 PM
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Old 01-22-2010, 05:09 PM
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Complicated filing system?

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Old 01-22-2010, 08:04 PM
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Old 01-23-2010, 01:02 AM
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Alphabetically is my guess. Start with Aaah! via Oooo... to zzzzz :unnod:
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I have shed my disbelief and have embraced GOD.







Oh. My. GOD. :faint:
Are you sure it wasn't just a random experience? Sometimes (or, more often than not) things "just happen," you know. :yup:

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I wonder why Yuckus hasn't posted in this obviously religious thread?
Is that better? ...
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Oh, the many wonders and awe of what evolution has done, just on "our' account. :D It really must have been in a generous mood when it handed out our private parts and certain "hot" spots ... at least for us humans. :D

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Do you think that humans are the only species that enjoys sex? Or that humans are the must sexually-adventurous and sexually-active of currently-extant species?

If so, you really ought to read up on Bonobos (Pan paniscus).
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I guess that depends on how you look at it, obviously. :yup:

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OK, so, we have a huge maple tree in our back yard and there are a few squirrels that we kinda feel like are family. MT and I feed them frequently. This weekend a couple of them were chasing around in the tree. MT called me out to the kitchen to watch from the back window. So, I'm standing there, watching and laughing as they go round and round and round on the tree...and then they catch up and

HOLY SHIT THAT WAS FAST SEX!! DID IT HURT???? HOLY SHIT!!!!

Damn.

Uh........

Damn!
Humans are almost unique in how much time is spent during sexual intercourse. In most other species, it's a very perfunctory event. In most mammal species, a bout of sexual intercourse lasts, on average ... less than 10 seconds.

...

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All hail Aphrodite and Eros!
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