|
|
01-06-2009, 04:39 AM
|
|
Dogehlaugher -Scrutari
|
|
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Northwest
Gender: Female
|
|
Re: Keeping biochemgirl Satisfied
Uh oh, Malloch is on line.
Everyone act natural!
|
01-06-2009, 04:46 AM
|
|
rude, crude, lewd, and unsophisticated
|
|
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Puddle City, Cascadia
Gender: Male
|
|
Re: Keeping biochemgirl Satisfied
Has he got his guitar plugged in?
|
01-06-2009, 11:51 AM
|
|
ninja mother
|
|
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Iowa
Gender: Female
|
|
Re: Keeping biochemgirl Satisfied
Malloch found a vibrator once that can be controlled online. I believe I told him no because he would think it's fun to tease me and at that point I wouldn't take well to teasing.
__________________
Don't make me break out my ninja powers..
|
01-06-2009, 12:01 PM
|
|
Re: Keeping biochemgirl Satisfied
He was just afraid you would post the password. . . .
--J.D.
|
01-06-2009, 12:14 PM
|
|
Solipsist
|
|
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Kolmannessa kerroksessa
Gender: Male
|
|
Re: Keeping biochemgirl Satisfied
So that's what Legs' button is for!
|
01-06-2009, 12:21 PM
|
|
Re: Keeping biochemgirl Satisfied
Indeed.
Now you know why she likes me. . . .
--J.D.
|
01-06-2009, 01:27 PM
|
|
Struggling to stay sober....
|
|
Join Date: Mar 2006
Gender: Male
|
|
Re: Keeping biochemgirl Satisfied
Quote:
Originally Posted by biochemgirl
No vibrators or dildos shaped like animals or cartoon characters please. Or jesus for that matter. Jesus may love me but I don't love him that much.
|
How about a chocolate jesus penis then?
__________________
|
01-06-2009, 01:40 PM
|
|
Re: Keeping biochemgirl Satisfied
I suppose it must come with nuts, yes?
--J.D.
|
01-06-2009, 02:17 PM
|
|
Struggling to stay sober....
|
|
Join Date: Mar 2006
Gender: Male
|
|
Re: Keeping biochemgirl Satisfied
I'd post a picture, but would rather not while at work...
__________________
|
01-06-2009, 03:14 PM
|
|
Admin of THIEVES and SLUGABEDS
|
|
|
|
Re: Keeping biochemgirl Satisfied
Yeah, or ever. She said she wasn't interested and this thread is all about bcg's wants and needs.
|
01-06-2009, 03:19 PM
|
|
Counter
|
|
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Utrecht, the Netherlands
Gender: Male
|
|
Re: Keeping biochemgirl Satisfied
I wonder if they have anatomically correct versions...
|
01-06-2009, 03:25 PM
|
|
Admin of THIEVES and SLUGABEDS
|
|
|
|
Re: Keeping biochemgirl Satisfied
bcg's llama llove is pure, Pan, remember? Pure like delicious chocolate in llama form.
|
01-06-2009, 03:28 PM
|
|
Re: Keeping biochemgirl Satisfied
Love llamas! Do not eat them!!!
. . . let me rephrase that.
--J.D.
|
01-06-2009, 03:28 PM
|
|
Struggling to stay sober....
|
|
Join Date: Mar 2006
Gender: Male
|
|
Re: Keeping biochemgirl Satisfied
Quote:
Originally Posted by livius drusus
Yeah, or ever. She said she wasn't interested and this thread is all about bcg's wants and needs.
|
I refuse to believe that ANY female wouldn't want or need chocolate.
It goes against all my world experiences.
__________________
|
01-06-2009, 03:30 PM
|
|
Admin of THIEVES and SLUGABEDS
|
|
|
|
Re: Keeping biochemgirl Satisfied
Please. That whole women love chocolate thing is so ridiculously overplayed. Most people, male, female and other, like some form of chocolate.
|
01-06-2009, 03:46 PM
|
|
not very big for a grown-up
|
|
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: England
|
|
Re: Keeping biochemgirl Satisfied
__________________
I've made a huge tiny mistake!
|
01-06-2009, 07:07 PM
|
|
rude, crude, lewd, and unsophisticated
|
|
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Puddle City, Cascadia
Gender: Male
|
|
Re: Keeping biochemgirl Satisfied
Quote:
Originally Posted by livius drusus
Please. That whole women love chocolate thing is so ridiculously overplayed. Most people, male, female and other, like some form of chocolate.
|
But....
I've heard scads of women talk about chocolate as though it were....sexual. Like chocolate was an aphrodisiac of some kind.
I've never heard a man talk about it that way.
Personally, chocolate is...all right, I suppose. I just think there are so many other delightful flavors out that that to place chocolate on some kind of pedestal that it seems...misguided.
|
01-06-2009, 07:13 PM
|
|
Dogehlaugher -Scrutari
|
|
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Northwest
Gender: Female
|
|
Re: Keeping biochemgirl Satisfied
Guanabana is also very good.
I think women aren't allowed to talk about sexual things in polite company, so chocolate is a socially acceptable thing to wax orgasmic about.
Beats freaking out over hair shampoo.
|
01-06-2009, 07:15 PM
|
|
Admin of THIEVES and SLUGABEDS
|
|
|
|
Re: Keeping biochemgirl Satisfied
My theory is women talk that way because it's a firmly established construct. As far as I'm concerned, it's just a yummy flavor and texture, easily metaphorized into a symbol of indulgence or sensuality. Guys don't talk that way about food much, unless they're critics.
|
01-06-2009, 07:30 PM
|
|
Dogehlaugher -Scrutari
|
|
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Northwest
Gender: Female
|
|
Re: Keeping biochemgirl Satisfied
My husband's co-workers do! Bunch of foodies....
|
01-06-2009, 07:55 PM
|
|
Admin of THIEVES and SLUGABEDS
|
|
|
|
Re: Keeping biochemgirl Satisfied
Ah, but I bet they talk about chocolate that way too. Assuming it meets their high standards, of course.
|
01-06-2009, 08:00 PM
|
|
not very big for a grown-up
|
|
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: England
|
|
Re: Keeping biochemgirl Satisfied
And apparently, there are things to do with Mars bars and kitkats apart from just eating them.
__________________
I've made a huge tiny mistake!
|
01-06-2009, 10:35 PM
|
|
ninja mother
|
|
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Iowa
Gender: Female
|
|
Re: Keeping biochemgirl Satisfied
I love chocolate but I LOVE orgasms. This thread should be purely about orgasms.
__________________
Don't make me break out my ninja powers..
|
01-06-2009, 11:28 PM
|
|
Admin of THIEVES and SLUGABEDS
|
|
|
|
Re: Keeping biochemgirl Satisfied
Lees is holding out on you, bcg. She's babbling about kitkats 'cause she wants to keep The Cone all to herself.
|
01-06-2009, 11:37 PM
|
|
not very big for a grown-up
|
|
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: England
|
|
Re: Keeping biochemgirl Satisfied
Pfft! I'm not going to share mine!
Get one, bcg. GET ONE NOW!
__________________
I've made a huge tiny mistake!
|
Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
|
|
Posting Rules
|
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is Off
|
|
|
All times are GMT +1. The time now is 10:15 AM.
|
|
|
|