Re: All Gov Funded Organizations Providing Pro-Choice Options Under Attack
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Originally Posted by livius drusus
Judd Nelson's beard makes my pudenda feel kinda funny. I'm not sure if it's a good funny or a bad funny, though, so I'm going to ask Kurtwood Smith and Nick Offerman. They'll know. They always know.
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Karen Handel, executive with the Susan G. Komen for the Cure breast-cancer charity, announced her resignation as vice president for public policy Tuesday, in a letter to Komen officials, after a dispute over funding for Planned Parenthood.
Re: All Gov Funded Organizations Providing Pro-Choice Options Under Attack
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Originally Posted by lisarea
Rush Limbaugh is 61 years old and he has been married something like five times, and he thinks that the more sex you have, the more hormonal contraceptives you have to take.
Re: All Gov Funded Organizations Providing Pro-Choice Options Under Attack
Yeah, and that's the thing. Unless Limbaugh has been shooting blanks all his life, he's been blissfully ignorant of everything his wives and other partners have been doing to prevent or terminate pregnancies. And even if he's impotent, odds are overwhelming that at least one of his wives has used hormonal birth control for some reason. (I was thinking about that recently, and at least half of the adult women I know well enough to know these things has taken hormonal birth control for a reason other than BC, including celibate women, gold star lesbians, everyone.)
He has no idea, and he has no idea that he has no idea. He still considers himself qualified to have opinions on these issues he doesn't understand at all.
The president and the founder of Susan G. Komen for the Cure are stepping down, the nation's largest breast cancer foundation said in announcing a major leadership shake-up. The high-profile departures come amid continuing fallout from Komen's decision earlier this year to briefly end funding for Planned Parenthood.
President Liz Thompson will leave Komen next month and founder Nancy Brinker, who has long been the public face of the charity, will relinquish her chief executive's role for a position focused on fundraising and strategic planning, according to a statement released Wednesday by the Dallas-based organization.