New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!

[Doctor X]

Originally Posted by Pan Narrans

But maybe you can have SR71's stereo

--J.D.

[SR71]

[Dingfod]

Fucking creeping crud, lasting two months is fucking ridiculous. I am sick and tired of being sick and tired. I'm sick and tired of coughing. My abs are ridiculously overdeveloped now.

[Pyrrho]

HOLY CRAP computer! WTF do you mean "Sorry to make you cry, this file is corrupt and cannot be read." when you hit 99% completion?!??!!?11!!eleventy

Four hours of work gone up in bits.

Ah, well.

:shakewindows:

[Angakuk]

That's awful. It sounds like your computer is channeling Doctor X. Hide your stereo.

[Doctor X]

Got . . . well . . . you know?

--J.D.

[Pyrrho]

"Won't be long now..."

[Doctor X]

"Evasion noted."

jdReport

[vremya]

I've been doing research and other legal work for a professor at the law school, and it seems he's flipped out, pissed a lot of important people off, and may actually get shitcanned. (He's tenured, so he really, really pissed some people off)

I really fucking hope my income from this job continues even if/after he gets fired, since I have a pack of bills and student loan payments to deal with.

[Sock Puppet]

Jebus Crispy Fucknuggets, did you really need to freak out over that? That? Seriously? OMG FILEZ R IN TWO SEPRITE LOCASHUNS!!!111!!

Dear, take a deep breath now. It's JANUARY. There weren't that many contract files yet. Yes, it took a bit of cleaning up, which I just spent 30 minutes doing. Thirty. Minutes. Not quite the unresolvable quagmire you were making it out to be. Take a fucking pill. It'll be all right. I'd hold your hand, but you are thankfully out of state so I don't have to.

[Adam]

Dear Customer,

When I tell you that, as far as I can tell from my logs, I am simply not receiving what you say you're sending, so the problem is on your side and suggest that, if you really really really think you're not to blame, you could could capture the network traffic as it leaves your server and verify whether or not you're correct, I DO NOT MEAN TO JUST TAKE A FUCKING CAPTURE AND THEN SEND IT TO ME TO ANALYZE. I DO NOT SUPPORT YOUR FUCKING APPLICATION OR YOUR FUCKING NETWORK.

I did sort of enjoy being able to take a screenshot of the part where you are clearly not providing what you think you're providing and shoop in a big angry red circle around it for my reply, though, so thanks for that.

Yours eternally,
Adem

Today's swear is: taintgourmet

[freemonkey]

Yes! I am laughing at you. Of course I think it's funny when you tell everyone about how every time I share some ultra-liberal leftist socialist propaganda from MediaMatters or PFAW or summat on facebook you seriously consider unfriending me because I don't know anything about anything, and you don't want to be forced to read it (hint: no one's forcing you).

I know you like to think you are squarely in the center in your views, and that you pretty much keep them to yourself. But believe me - you're really not, and you really don't. That's why I'm laughing.

Now, if you want to continue the discussion about Planned Parenthood, reproductive rights and about how much more righteous you are because you're pro-life, I'm all ears. Not laughing anymore, though.

this post's swear is: ultra-conservative teabagger

[lisarea]

I have had this stupid low-level crud for literally approximately ninety-three years so far. It's like every single day I wake up and am some bullshit amount of sick, sort of like it snows every day but always somewhere between two and four inches, just enough to make everything suck a little bit but not enough to be an excuse not to do things.

Swears for this poast: Stupid and ballsack.

[Watser?]

Working with Microsoft Word again, nuff said

Swears: buttmonkey, wintergreen

[Pyrrho]

No, you may not have a "more vibrant color scheme."

Swears: Pantone, RGB, CMYK, SWOP

[PopeyesPappy]

I started doing some laundry only to find out the god damned dryer is broke. I guess I shouldn’t complain since it is 22 years old, but WTF am I supposed to do with this load of wet sheets? I’ve got a clothes line in the back yard, but it is probably going to storm later. There’s already a little sprinkle now and then.


Shit! Shit! Shit!

[Doctor X]

I know you are embarrassed that your Great Founding Figure raped a nine year-old. Claiming that "well, it was only ONE nine year-old," or "well, times were different then," or "you know, a lot of OTHER Great Figures did evil things," does not make him any less of a pedophile and a Cunt, or you any less of a Twat for apologizing for him.

--J.D.

[Watser?]

Yeah, I know it's all edgy and cool to claim Mohammed was a pedo, but the only actual evidence we have is that he married a nine-year old. Which was probably more a way of taking in orphan, there is no evidence that he actually had sex with her. So you may want to tone down the faux righteous indignation over what happened 1.5 millenniums ago...

[Vivisectus]

It is a perfectly valid point to make to any person who takes to Qu'ran to be a document that should be taken literally in any sense, though. It is clear evidence that the morality espoused in it must be carefully tested to see if it is any good, because it ALSO says that if he had FANCIED some 9-year old nookie, that would have been fine and dandy according to it.

So the only way you can say that is when you never use the Qu'ran to justify any moral stance or decision. If you do, you have to account for the baby-raping too.

[Doctor X]

Originally Posted by Watser?

Yeah, I know it's all edgy and cool to claim Mohammed was a pedo, but the only actual evidence we have is that he married a nine-year old

And did what? Played checkers? He married her when she was six.

So you may want to tone down the faux righteous indignation

Mistress Pot? Allow me the signal honour of introducing you to Mr. Kettle. However, my abhorrence to the defense of pedophilia is not "faux."

. . . over what happened 1.5 millenniums ago...

It happens now. In fact, here is a Muslim woman's defense of the practice sent to me a few hours ago:

And a 9 year old can give consent. She is capable of saying yes or no. And if she has started puberty than she is capable of getting pregnant and conceiving a baby. It's natures way of saying SHE IS READY.

So, when you step down from your pillar of "faux indignation," perhaps you will recognize the relevance of such matters. Lot tries to prostitute his daughter then sleeps with them. When someone tries to justify the current--see? I Bolded so you would see how important the point is!--practice of female enslavement and incest by citing the Lot story, I will take them to the same task for, unlike you, I am not a hypocrite.

--J.D.

[Dingfod]

In his defense, she was hawt.

[Watser?]

Originally Posted by Doctor X

Blablabla tl;dr

I am not a hypocrite.

That made me

You invented it.

[freemonkey]

Is it bugging the shit out of anyone else that every media outlet is making a huge fucking deal out of some supposed spat between Jan Brewer & president Obama? They show this video that you can't even hear what they are saying, and you can't read their lips because for part of the video they are standing behind a car.

And we are supposed to take the word of the lady who is trying to sell books that the president was mean to her because he didn't like her book?

[Doctor X]

Originally Posted by Watser?

I just defended sex with nine year olds.

I know. Never implied that your hypocrisy was the worse part of your lack of character.



--J.D.

[Watser?]

Oh, so now you're pulling the old Jerome. You are a pathetic loser and always will be. Marriage in the 7th century is not the same as marriage in this one. But why bother talking to an asshole with blinders the size of Texas.