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Originally Posted by lisarea
Ladies are nearly always wrong about technical topics, and usually wrong about other things. Men will actually "correct" your accurate statements about technical subjects with their own, often less accurate ones. Sometimes, the correction is nothing more than a paraphrase of what you just said. Basically mansplaining. Also, if there's any even remotely ambiguous aspect to a technical topic, some dude will come along and fabricate the most awesomely, creatively stupid interpretation possible. E.g., "Oh, you seem to be confused about the difference between hardware and software." If you post the same thing as a dude, though, acceptance increases like seriously TENFOLD.
Awesome! In weightlifting, every woman is a novice lifter. I don't know if it has to do with the fact that competitive females lift some of the same weights as novice males, or if it's that women get so sick of the misogyny that they quit early. Probably a little of both. It is so awesome when the novice males are super condescending to the females and they think they're being nice and supportive, and it's like, you realize I could wipe the floor with you, right?
And don't even get me started about the double-standard on physique photos. Once in a while I make a mistake and mention that unsolicited "I'd hit that!" comments are not necessarily welcome by every female on the board. Even when the female has specifically posted a photo of her physique for your perusal, she is showing you her weightlifting results, not presenting her red ass for you to fuck.
Of course I am a man-hating lesbian and in fact I'm also a hypocrite because I posted a photo of myself showing so much skin that I must have been soliciting that kind of reaction.
This is the skin-showing photo that I posted in my highly successful attempt to sexually stimulate people (warning: VERY SEXY):
Don't you love the way the mud in my hair accentuates how long it's been since I had my roots done?
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OH! Also, I meant to mention just in case anybody is worried that I am a total heathen. I did of course sincerely and profusely thank my coworkers today for accommodating my needs. We had fresh strawberries, and pita with hummus.
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As a man-hating non lesbian, let me say that that is an awesome picture. Like you should get some big bangin' 70s style skeever van and airbrush that on the side.
It's not strictly necessary, but you could add some pits bull too.
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I was going to say something but then I got comment lock. I was actually impressed and then tried to remember the name of that event. It was prolly gonna be something about amazonian warrior training or sommit. It would have been hilarious. Oh, and this guy would have been involved.
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A superassed long time ago, on the Usenet, I posted a true story of how once, I went to Taco Bell, and a uniformed Denver police officer took my order and made some tacos for me. True story, I reiterate.
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A superassed long time ago, on the Usenet, I posted a true story of how once, I went to Taco Bell, and a uniformed Denver police officer took my order and made some tacos for me. True story, I reiterate.
OMG! That was you? I read that like years ago.
That must have been me telling about it before. I can't imagine it ever got legs the way, say, "Woman and Her Feelings" did or anything.
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There are various subforums you can subscribe and unsubscribe to and I'm off and on the weightlifting one all the time depending on the current mood. There's huge turnover so it shifts around, but, no, currently I'm not subscribed. I was having to take too many showers. I still use reddit for tech and geek stuff, though, and with my male username I'm pretty far under the radar.
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Damn ES, you're looking pretty buff.
I used to be able to bench a respectable amount of weight. My dad had another female who hung out at his gym show me how to lift free weights. I sort of miss it.
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Unless you're like actively saying something about giving birth or having periods, indeterminate genders are presumed male.
I would like to point out that the only time I assume that a poster using an indeterminate gender username is a female is when they post something that is irrational and hysterical.
__________________ Old Pain In The Ass says: I am on a mission from God to comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable; to bring faith to the doubtful and doubt to the faithful.
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Stupid and dumb farting Freecycle!
We have two local "give things away" lists--one Freecycle and one offshoot founded as a result of some completely absurd drama some years back--but they're both now apparently run by this extraordinarily lazy tinpot dictator. So if you post something, half the time she'll bounce it back to you to meet her pointless FORMATTING REQUIREMENTS. FORMATTING! REQUIREMENTS!
Then, she lets it backlog for a while and just posts everything in these big spurts, so you might have to wait like a week before she even approves it, and you get maybe 20-50 listings all at once.
THEN, and this is the fucking kicker, it takes another week for her to post your "Taken" message to let people know that the thing you offered is no longer available. So for like a week, you have to be the dick saying, "Sorry, it's gone," before she approves your post for the list.
Seriously. All a guy wants to do is give away some stuff for free. What is the point in making it more difficult? I cannot count the number of times I've had something I would have posted there but didn't because of the PITA involved.
As loathe as I am to post on Craigslist, it's better than this crap. THAT'S IT!! I AM QUITTING FREECYCLE AND ITS BASTARD OFFSHOOT!
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I told you yesterday that I had an interview today at 1. I said to have the packages you needed to send out ready to go and I'd take you to the post office first.
I wake up at 9, you haven't started.
10, haven't started.
11, haven't started.
11.30 I ask and you yell at me "Don't rush me!!" Really?