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Jesus Christ. This fucking racist put wei on ignore for being Chinese.
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Aww, what?
Come on, that was a good one!
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Yo, Hey-suss, how about you stop posting on the forum and get back to work.
Fucking lawn ain't gonna cut itself.
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Re: I'm bored and looking for some more Poor Me stories to read?
Why join other forums? Why care about god at all? WHY! WHYYYYYYY!!!!!
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10-04-2010, 07:22 PM
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It's however you interpret the question...
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Re: I'm bored and looking for some more Poor Me stories to read?
God made some truthfully precious jerkwads. I'm sure he'll be very proud of this one.
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10-04-2010, 07:55 PM
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Re: I'm bored and looking for some more Poor Me stories to read?
My Poor Me Story: "I" troll forums poorly. "I" tell people they aren't worth "my" time and that "I" have them on ignore and that "I" won't respond- and then "I" spend more time on them and it's only fake ignore and "I" respond. "I'm" in like an obnoxious, dismissive, condescending lion, but not to worry "I'll" be out like a lamb in no time, especially once "I" figure out by having it spelled out for "me" that:
1. Just about everybody here speaks troll fluently;
2. Half the people here have been banned from other sites;
3. Most here feel pity for you or bored if you're a lame troll, but when you fail to be an amusing troll, then it just becomes you building a monument to your fail with every post;
4. If you're expecting to be banned from here for trolling to initiate your departure you're going to be disappointed;
5. Poland.
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building a monument to your fail with every post
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My Poor Me story is that I am too poor to shoop my avatar all demonic, as per FF standards.
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10-04-2010, 09:01 PM
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Re: I'm bored and looking for some more Poor Me stories to read?
Dumb AND Short.
How hard is that?
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10-04-2010, 09:27 PM
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Re: I'm bored and looking for some more Poor Me stories to read?
I think it's pretty awesome that you started this thread in the Colosseum. Because of that, instead of banning you or telling you to fuck off, I will squeezle you and tell you to please never, ever leave.
Seriously, it's been boring as non-amethyst shit around here lately. You've made a lot of people happy, brother. 
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Lisp.
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Jesus Christ. This fucking racist put wei on ignore for being Chinese. |
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Originally Posted by mYsTeRyWeB
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Lisp.
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Aww, what?
Come on, that was a good one! |
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Yo, Hey-suss, how about you stop posting on the forum and get back to work.
Fucking lawn ain't gonna cut itself. |
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Why join other forums? Why care about god at all? WHY! WHYYYYYYY!!!!!
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God made some truthfully precious jerkwads. I'm sure he'll be very proud of this one.
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My Poor Me Story: "I" troll forums poorly. "I" tell people they aren't worth "my" time and that "I" have them on ignore and that "I" won't respond- and then "I" spend more time on them and it's only fake ignore and "I" respond. "I'm" in like an obnoxious, dismissive, condescending lion, but not to worry "I'll" be out like a lamb in no time, especially once "I" figure out by having it spelled out for "me" that:
1. Just about everybody here speaks troll fluently;
2. Half the people here have been banned from other sites;
3. Most here feel pity for you or bored if you're a lame troll, but when you fail to be an amusing troll, then it just becomes you building a monument to your fail with every post;
4. If you're expecting to be banned from here for trolling to initiate your departure you're going to be disappointed;
5. Poland.
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5. Poland.
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My Poor Me story is that I am too poor to shoop my avatar all demonic, as per FF standards.
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building a monument to your fail with every post
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Dumb AND Short.
How hard is that?
Table of Contents.
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You're narcissistic forum owners that ask people to send you a real email message after they register to join your forum; explaining why they 'really' want to join your forum in order to double-confirm their sincerity even though you 'really' know they'll just lie to you with a BS email message to get in your dumb forum anyway and you can't understand why it's an exercise in futility but you enjoy banning "those types" even more cuz you're a moron but 'really' you wish people liked you . .
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This is totally true about this forum's owners.
Am I playing the game correctly? |
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You were abducted by aliens and now your life-long ambition is to find others like You . . .
You joined forums seeking friendship but you can't understand why most Forumsters just tell you to ____ off . . .
You tried religion but when God didn't give you a giant penis, you knew there was no such things as gods . . .
You finally found a forum where people use profanity just like you but you can't understand why most Forumsters just tell You to ____ off too . . .
You're a so-called Christian but even people in so-called Christian forums tell You to ____ off too . . .
You've posted over 10,000 threads in a forum because you don't have a life but you're one of the moderators so no one can tell You to ____ off too without getting banned . . .
You want to share your profound wisdom about politics, life, philosophy, sports etc. but you can't understand why most Forumsters just tell you to ____ off . . .
You're bummed out because every time you post an Introduction in a forum, Forumsters call you a liar and/or a troll . . .
You think you were abducted by aliens and they gave you a mission to join forums, then display a demonic pic on your profile to pretend you're tough and evil and then show as many people as possible in the forum how clever you are that you also know how to swear but you can't understand why most Forumsters just tell You to ____ off too . . .
You're an atheist and you can't understand why almost everyone you talk to in real life could care less about athiests so you joined/started a forum hoping to find others just like You . . .
You thought these "Poor Me themes" were hysterically funny and typically true for most forum-dwellers and you want to post your agreement but you're too afraid it might get you banned and you won't risk sending a PM either for the same reason . . .
Because You are female, you thought people in forums would appreciate a feminine point of view but you can't understand why most Forumsters just tell You to ____ off too . . .
You're narcissistic forum owners that ask people to send you a real email message after they register to join your forum; explaining why they 'really' want to join your forum in order to double-confirm their sincerity even though you 'really' know they'll just lie to you with a BS email message to get in your dumb forum anyway and you can't understand why it's an exercise in futility but you enjoy banning "those types" even more cuz you're a moron but 'really' you wish people liked you . . .
You're a pervert but hiding in a forum let's you pretend you're normal until Forumsters tell You to ____ off too . . .
You always report topics that you don't understand or that offend you because you're a naïve judgmental hypocrite but 'really' you wish people liked you . . .
You have low self esteem and want to find someone in a forum to whine about life with but because most Forumsters just tell You to ____ off too, you're now even more depressed . . .
You hoped to find a girlfriend by joining a forum but when you PM members whom you think are female, they just tell You to ____ off too . . .
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You might be interested to learn that profanity is not against the rules of this forum.
I don't have a Poor Me story that matches any of your examples, but allow me to help you create one for yourself.
To wit, Hey mYsTeRyWeB! Fuck off.
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The hypotheticals! They burn!
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Long-ass, pointless posts apparently x-posted to other fora.. coberst? Is that you?
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Fuck off.
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Oh, I was supposed to read all the way to the end? Sorry, I'm too psychotic and juvenile for that. Plus you're, you know, an idiot.
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We can't bust heads like we used to, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell 'em stories that don't go anywhere - like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Give me five bees for a quarter," you'd say.
Now where were we? Oh yeah: the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones.
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Congrats, your illiterate drivel has garnered you the honor of making an ignore list. Also rhetorically, is joining forums in order to expose yourself as a hate monger, the most constructive thing you can think of doing and aspiring to in life? Any other juveniles that want to be added to the list, please chime in ASAP so I can sort “you” out too. Thanks. |
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Is this thrad another trap, like the other one? I don't want to accidentally participate in a thrad and then later find out that it was p. much just a giant Ponzi scheme.
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Ith thith thrad another trap, like the other one? I don't want to acthidentally partithipate in a thrad and then later find out that it wath p. much jutht a giant Ponzi thcheme.
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That WAS true.
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ditto
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I think it's pretty awesome that you started this thread in the Colosseum. Because of that, instead of banning you or telling you to fuck off, I will squeezle you and tell you to please never, ever leave.
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Re: I'm bored and looking for some more Poor Me stories to read?
LOL oh my this makes my head hurt
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10-04-2010, 10:58 PM
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O NO YOU DIN'T
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Welcome, MysteryTroll! Many pleasant returns of the day to you, sir or madam!
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Oooooo... Music videos. This thread finally got interesting.
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O NO YOU DIN'T
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OH SO DID LUX INTERIOR DIE FROM BEING RUN OVER BY A FUCKING CAR AND THEN GOING HOME TO SLEEP IT OFF FOREVER?
NO. HE DID NOT. He got old and died of heart disease like Shelley Winters or something! That's about as punk as a pencil topper!
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O NO YOU DIN'T
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OH SO DID LUX INTERIOR DIE FROM BEING RUN OVER BY A FUCKING CAR AND THEN GOING HOME TO SLEEP IT OFF FOREVER?
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That's because LUX INTERIOR was too PUNK to be killed by something as lame as a car. ONLY LUX'S BODY WAS TOUGH ENOUGH TO KILL LUX! I bet Stiv was hit by some poofy French car like a Poo-Joe or something.
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Jesus Christ. This fucking racist put wei on ignore for being Chinese. |
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Lisp.
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Aww, what?
Come on, that was a good one! |
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Jesus Christ. This fucking racist put wei on ignore for being Chinese. |
Yo, Hey-suss, how about you stop posting on the forum and get back to work.
Fucking lawn ain't gonna cut itself. |
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It was TOO that! |
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Why join other forums? Why care about god at all? WHY! WHYYYYYYY!!!!!
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God made some truthfully precious jerkwads. I'm sure he'll be very proud of this one.
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"example"
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Originally Posted by chunksmediocrites
My Poor Me Story: "I" troll forums poorly. "I" tell people they aren't worth "my" time and that "I" have them on ignore and that "I" won't respond- and then "I" spend more time on them and it's only fake ignore and "I" respond. "I'm" in like an obnoxious, dismissive, condescending lion, but not to worry "I'll" be out like a lamb in no time, especially once "I" figure out by having it spelled out for "me" that:
1. Just about everybody here speaks troll fluently;
2. Half the people here have been banned from other sites;
3. Most here feel pity for you or bored if you're a lame troll, but when you fail to be an amusing troll, then it just becomes you building a monument to your fail with every post;
4. If you're expecting to be banned from here for trolling to initiate your departure you're going to be disappointed;
5. Poland.
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5. Poland.
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My Poor Me story is that I am too poor to shoop my avatar all demonic, as per FF standards.
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building a monument to your fail with every post
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Such a noble sentiment. This should be carved in letters ten feet high above the entrance to Troll Head Office. |
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Originally Posted by wildernesse
Dumb AND Short.
How hard is that?
Table of Contents.
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Originally Posted by Leesifer
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You've posted over 10,000 threads in a forum because you don't have a life but you're one of the moderators so no one can tell You to ____ off too without getting banned . . .
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This is my story for this forum.
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You're narcissistic forum owners that ask people to send you a real email message after they register to join your forum; explaining why they 'really' want to join your forum in order to double-confirm their sincerity even though you 'really' know they'll just lie to you with a BS email message to get in your dumb forum anyway and you can't understand why it's an exercise in futility but you enjoy banning "those types" even more cuz you're a moron but 'really' you wish people liked you . .
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This is totally true about this forum's owners.
Am I playing the game correctly? |
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Originally Posted by mYsTeRyWeB
You were abducted by aliens and now your life-long ambition is to find others like You . . .
You joined forums seeking friendship but you can't understand why most Forumsters just tell you to ____ off . . .
You tried religion but when God didn't give you a giant penis, you knew there was no such things as gods . . .
You finally found a forum where people use profanity just like you but you can't understand why most Forumsters just tell You to ____ off too . . .
You're a so-called Christian but even people in so-called Christian forums tell You to ____ off too . . .
You've posted over 10,000 threads in a forum because you don't have a life but you're one of the moderators so no one can tell You to ____ off too without getting banned . . .
You want to share your profound wisdom about politics, life, philosophy, sports etc. but you can't understand why most Forumsters just tell you to ____ off . . .
You're bummed out because every time you post an Introduction in a forum, Forumsters call you a liar and/or a troll . . .
You think you were abducted by aliens and they gave you a mission to join forums, then display a demonic pic on your profile to pretend you're tough and evil and then show as many people as possible in the forum how clever you are that you also know how to swear but you can't understand why most Forumsters just tell You to ____ off too . . .
You're an atheist and you can't understand why almost everyone you talk to in real life could care less about athiests so you joined/started a forum hoping to find others just like You . . .
You thought these "Poor Me themes" were hysterically funny and typically true for most forum-dwellers and you want to post your agreement but you're too afraid it might get you banned and you won't risk sending a PM either for the same reason . . .
Because You are female, you thought people in forums would appreciate a feminine point of view but you can't understand why most Forumsters just tell You to ____ off too . . .
You're narcissistic forum owners that ask people to send you a real email message after they register to join your forum; explaining why they 'really' want to join your forum in order to double-confirm their sincerity even though you 'really' know they'll just lie to you with a BS email message to get in your dumb forum anyway and you can't understand why it's an exercise in futility but you enjoy banning "those types" even more cuz you're a moron but 'really' you wish people liked you . . .
You're a pervert but hiding in a forum let's you pretend you're normal until Forumsters tell You to ____ off too . . .
You always report topics that you don't understand or that offend you because you're a naïve judgmental hypocrite but 'really' you wish people liked you . . .
You have low self esteem and want to find someone in a forum to whine about life with but because most Forumsters just tell You to ____ off too, you're now even more depressed . . .
You hoped to find a girlfriend by joining a forum but when you PM members whom you think are female, they just tell You to ____ off too . . .
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Insightful, hilarious, and so fresh! |
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We've been overdue for a damaged newb since whatshername left. The one with 8 kids and the Plato thing.
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n00b
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You might be interested to learn that profanity is not against the rules of this forum.
I don't have a Poor Me story that matches any of your examples, but allow me to help you create one for yourself.
To wit, Hey mYsTeRyWeB! Fuck off.
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The hypotheticals! They burn!
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Originally Posted by Cynical-Chick
Long-ass, pointless posts apparently x-posted to other fora.. coberst? Is that you?
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Originally Posted by mYsTeRyWeB
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Originally Posted by Sock Puppet
Fuck off.
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Yes Your poor me "example" is on there; it's the last one. Go look again.
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Oh, I was supposed to read all the way to the end? Sorry, I'm too psychotic and juvenile for that. Plus you're, you know, an idiot.
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to be sure
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Originally Posted by BrotherMan
We can't bust heads like we used to, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell 'em stories that don't go anywhere - like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Give me five bees for a quarter," you'd say.
Now where were we? Oh yeah: the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones.
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I would like to subscribe to your list please.
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Originally Posted by mYsTeRyWeB
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Congrats, your illiterate drivel has garnered you the honor of making an ignore list. Also rhetorically, is joining forums in order to expose yourself as a hate monger, the most constructive thing you can think of doing and aspiring to in life? Any other juveniles that want to be added to the list, please chime in ASAP so I can sort “you” out too. Thanks. |
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Is this thrad another trap, like the other one? I don't want to accidentally participate in a thrad and then later find out that it was p. much just a giant Ponzi scheme.
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Originally Posted by mYsTeRyWeB
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Originally Posted by lisarea
Hi
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Sorry, has to be true and in the form of a "story". Maybe try again later and after you figure out whether you're male or female? |
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Originally Posted by Adam
Ith thith thrad another trap, like the other one? I don't want to acthidentally partithipate in a thrad and then later find out that it wath p. much jutht a giant Ponzi thcheme.
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Originally Posted by lisarea
That WAS true.
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Originally Posted by mYsTeRyWeB
ditto
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Lisp.
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Originally Posted by livius drusus
I think it's pretty awesome that you started this thread in the Colosseum. Because of that, instead of banning you or telling you to fuck off, I will squeezle you and tell you to please never, ever leave.
Seriously, it's been boring as non-amethyst shit around here lately. You've made a lot of people happy, brother. |
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Re: I'm bored and looking for some more Poor Me stories to read?
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Jesus Christ. This fucking racist put wei on ignore for being Chinese. |
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Lisp.
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Aww, what?
Come on, that was a good one! |
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Lisp.
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Jesus Christ. This fucking racist put wei on ignore for being Chinese. |
Yo, Hey-suss, how about you stop posting on the forum and get back to work.
Fucking lawn ain't gonna cut itself. |
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It was TOO that! |
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Originally Posted by Qingdai
Why join other forums? Why care about god at all? WHY! WHYYYYYYY!!!!!
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Originally Posted by Gonzo
God made some truthfully precious jerkwads. I'm sure he'll be very proud of this one.
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Originally Posted by mYsTeRyWeB
"example"
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Originally Posted by chunksmediocrites
My Poor Me Story: "I" troll forums poorly. "I" tell people they aren't worth "my" time and that "I" have them on ignore and that "I" won't respond- and then "I" spend more time on them and it's only fake ignore and "I" respond. "I'm" in like an obnoxious, dismissive, condescending lion, but not to worry "I'll" be out like a lamb in no time, especially once "I" figure out by having it spelled out for "me" that:
1. Just about everybody here speaks troll fluently;
2. Half the people here have been banned from other sites;
3. Most here feel pity for you or bored if you're a lame troll, but when you fail to be an amusing troll, then it just becomes you building a monument to your fail with every post;
4. If you're expecting to be banned from here for trolling to initiate your departure you're going to be disappointed;
5. Poland.
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5. Poland.
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My Poor Me story is that I am too poor to shoop my avatar all demonic, as per FF standards.
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building a monument to your fail with every post
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Such a noble sentiment. This should be carved in letters ten feet high above the entrance to Troll Head Office. |
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Originally Posted by wildernesse
Dumb AND Short.
How hard is that?
Table of Contents.
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You've posted over 10,000 threads in a forum because you don't have a life but you're one of the moderators so no one can tell You to ____ off too without getting banned . . .
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This is my story for this forum.
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You're narcissistic forum owners that ask people to send you a real email message after they register to join your forum; explaining why they 'really' want to join your forum in order to double-confirm their sincerity even though you 'really' know they'll just lie to you with a BS email message to get in your dumb forum anyway and you can't understand why it's an exercise in futility but you enjoy banning "those types" even more cuz you're a moron but 'really' you wish people liked you . .
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This is totally true about this forum's owners.
Am I playing the game correctly? |
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Originally Posted by mYsTeRyWeB
You were abducted by aliens and now your life-long ambition is to find others like You . . .
You joined forums seeking friendship but you can't understand why most Forumsters just tell you to ____ off . . .
You tried religion but when God didn't give you a giant penis, you knew there was no such things as gods . . .
You finally found a forum where people use profanity just like you but you can't understand why most Forumsters just tell You to ____ off too . . .
You're a so-called Christian but even people in so-called Christian forums tell You to ____ off too . . .
You've posted over 10,000 threads in a forum because you don't have a life but you're one of the moderators so no one can tell You to ____ off too without getting banned . . .
You want to share your profound wisdom about politics, life, philosophy, sports etc. but you can't understand why most Forumsters just tell you to ____ off . . .
You're bummed out because every time you post an Introduction in a forum, Forumsters call you a liar and/or a troll . . .
You think you were abducted by aliens and they gave you a mission to join forums, then display a demonic pic on your profile to pretend you're tough and evil and then show as many people as possible in the forum how clever you are that you also know how to swear but you can't understand why most Forumsters just tell You to ____ off too . . .
You're an atheist and you can't understand why almost everyone you talk to in real life could care less about athiests so you joined/started a forum hoping to find others just like You . . .
You thought these "Poor Me themes" were hysterically funny and typically true for most forum-dwellers and you want to post your agreement but you're too afraid it might get you banned and you won't risk sending a PM either for the same reason . . .
Because You are female, you thought people in forums would appreciate a feminine point of view but you can't understand why most Forumsters just tell You to ____ off too . . .
You're narcissistic forum owners that ask people to send you a real email message after they register to join your forum; explaining why they 'really' want to join your forum in order to double-confirm their sincerity even though you 'really' know they'll just lie to you with a BS email message to get in your dumb forum anyway and you can't understand why it's an exercise in futility but you enjoy banning "those types" even more cuz you're a moron but 'really' you wish people liked you . . .
You're a pervert but hiding in a forum let's you pretend you're normal until Forumsters tell You to ____ off too . . .
You always report topics that you don't understand or that offend you because you're a naïve judgmental hypocrite but 'really' you wish people liked you . . .
You have low self esteem and want to find someone in a forum to whine about life with but because most Forumsters just tell You to ____ off too, you're now even more depressed . . .
You hoped to find a girlfriend by joining a forum but when you PM members whom you think are female, they just tell You to ____ off too . . .
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Insightful, hilarious, and so fresh! |
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Originally Posted by ChuckF
We've been overdue for a damaged newb since whatshername left. The one with 8 kids and the Plato thing.
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Originally Posted by Leesifer
n00b
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Originally Posted by Sock Puppet
You might be interested to learn that profanity is not against the rules of this forum.
I don't have a Poor Me story that matches any of your examples, but allow me to help you create one for yourself.
To wit, Hey mYsTeRyWeB! Fuck off.
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Originally Posted by Gonzo
The hypotheticals! They burn!
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Originally Posted by Cynical-Chick
Long-ass, pointless posts apparently x-posted to other fora.. coberst? Is that you?
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Originally Posted by mYsTeRyWeB
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Originally Posted by Sock Puppet
Fuck off.
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Yes Your poor me "example" is on there; it's the last one. Go look again.
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Next? |
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Originally Posted by Sock Puppet
Oh, I was supposed to read all the way to the end? Sorry, I'm too psychotic and juvenile for that. Plus you're, you know, an idiot.
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Originally Posted by mYsTeRyWeB
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Originally Posted by Gonzo
Gonzo
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to be sure
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Originally Posted by BrotherMan
We can't bust heads like we used to, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell 'em stories that don't go anywhere - like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Give me five bees for a quarter," you'd say.
Now where were we? Oh yeah: the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones.
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Originally Posted by Watser?
I would like to subscribe to your list please.
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Originally Posted by mYsTeRyWeB
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Originally Posted by Cynical-Chick
pointless
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Congrats, your illiterate drivel has garnered you the honor of making an ignore list. Also rhetorically, is joining forums in order to expose yourself as a hate monger, the most constructive thing you can think of doing and aspiring to in life? Any other juveniles that want to be added to the list, please chime in ASAP so I can sort “you” out too. Thanks. |
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Hi, everybody!
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Hi, everybody!
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Originally Posted by Adam
Is this thrad another trap, like the other one? I don't want to accidentally participate in a thrad and then later find out that it was p. much just a giant Ponzi scheme.
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Originally Posted by mYsTeRyWeB
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Originally Posted by lisarea
Hi
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Sorry, has to be true and in the form of a "story". Maybe try again later and after you figure out whether you're male or female? |
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Originally Posted by wei yau
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Originally Posted by Adam
Ith thith thrad another trap, like the other one? I don't want to acthidentally partithipate in a thrad and then later find out that it wath p. much jutht a giant Ponzi thcheme.
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Originally Posted by lisarea
That WAS true.
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Originally Posted by mYsTeRyWeB
ditto
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Originally Posted by ChuckF
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Originally Posted by mYsTeRyWeB
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Originally Posted by wei yau
Lisp.
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That
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BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ Wrong
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Originally Posted by livius drusus
I think it's pretty awesome that you started this thread in the Colosseum. Because of that, instead of banning you or telling you to fuck off, I will squeezle you and tell you to please never, ever leave.
Seriously, it's been boring as non-amethyst shit around here lately. You've made a lot of people happy, brother. |
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Nice, Naru. Total dick move.
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