Neiman-Marcus Cookie
i'm not sure how true this is, but i'd like to believe it...my baker friends have made the cookies and were pleased, so i pass it on to you....
When decent people get screwed over, this is the result!
A little background: Neiman-Marcus, if you don't know already, is a
very expensive store; they sell your typical $8.00 T-shirt for $50.00.
Let's let them have it! THIS IS A TRUE STORY!
My daughter and I had just finished a salad at a Neiman-Marcus Cafe In
Dallas, and we decided to have a small dessert. Because both of us are
such cookie lovers, we decided to try the 'Neiman-Marcus cookie..' It
was So excellent that I asked if they would give me the recipe, and the
waitress said with a small frown, 'I'm afraid not, but you can buy The
Recipe.' Well, I asked how much, and
she responded, ' Only two fifty - it's a Great deal!' I agreed to that,
and told her to just add it to my Tab.
Thirty days later, I received my VISA statement, and the Neiman-Marcus
Charge was $285.00!
I looked again, and I remembered I had only spent $9.95 for two salads
and about $20.00 for a scarf.
As I glanced at the bottom of the statement, it said,
'Cookie Recipe-$250.00..' That was outrageous! I called Neiman's
Accounting Department and told them the waitress said it was
'two-fifty', which clearly does not mean 'two hundred and fifty dollars'
by any reasonable interpretation of the phrase.
Neiman-Marcus refused to budge. They would not refund my money because,
according to them, 'What the waitress told you is not our problem. You
have already seen the Recipe. We absolutely will not refund your money
at this point..'
I explained to the Accounting Department lady the criminal statutes
which govern fraud in the State of Texas . I threatened to report them
to the Better Business Bureau and the Texas Attorney General's office
for engaging in fraud. I was basically told, 'Do what you want. Don't
bother thinking of how you can get even, and don't bother trying to get
any of your money back.' I just said, Okay, you folks got my $250, and
now I'm going to have $250 worth of fun. I told her that I was going to
see to it that every Cookie Lover in the United States with an e-mail
account has a $250 cookie recipe from Neiman-Marcus...for free. She
replied, 'I wish you wouldn't do this.' I said, 'Well, perhaps you
should have thought of that before you ripped me off and slammed down
the phone.
So here it is!
Please, please, please pass it on to everyone you can possibly think
of.
I paid $250 for this, and I don't want Neiman-Marcus to EVER make
another penny off of this recipe!
NEIMAN-MARCUS COOKIES (Recipe may be halved)
2 cups butter
24 oz. Chocolate chips
4 cups flour
2 cups brown sugar
2 tsp. Soda (baking)
1 tsp. Salt
2 cups sugar
1 8 oz. Hershey Bar (grated)
5 cups blended oatmeal
4 eggs
2 tsp. Baking powder
2 tsp. Vanilla
3 cups chopped nuts (your choice)
Measure oatmeal, and blend in a blender to a fine powder. Cream
the butter and both sugars. Add eggs and vanilla, mix together with
flour, oatmeal, salt, baking powder, and soda . Add chocolate chips,
hershey bar, and nuts. Roll into balls, and place two inches apart
on a cookie Sheet. Bake for 10 minutes at 375 degrees.
Makes 112 cookies.
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