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10-25-2009, 01:09 AM
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
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There you go with them negative waves ... Why can't you say something righteous and beautiful for a change?
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10-25-2009, 01:10 AM
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Sane (but only just)
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
And in other news, I hate myself again
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10-25-2009, 02:09 AM
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10-25-2009, 02:54 AM
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
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Of course this is the one time I don't put my phone on silent so it's all playing the A Team theme while I scramble for my phone.
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10-25-2009, 03:29 AM
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
James and Ymir's, I give thee a group hug. But not before 7 AM.
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10-25-2009, 04:34 AM
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
Hey James, we like you!
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10-25-2009, 04:34 AM
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The cat that will listen
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
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James and Ymir's, I give thee a group hug. But not before 7 AM.
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My mother had a rule that we could not wake her before 9:30am on Saturdays. If it had been before 7, I'm not sure I would be making this post today.
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10-25-2009, 05:04 AM
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
I like James too.
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10-25-2009, 11:24 AM
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
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There you go with them negative waves ... Why can't you say something righteous and beautiful for a change?
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10-25-2009, 01:51 PM
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
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And in other news, I hate myself again
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STOP IT!
(I know how bad it can get sometimes, James, I really do, and I don't like to see anyone at that dark place.)
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10-25-2009, 09:46 PM
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Compensating for something...
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
I am really irked with Army Newspeak.
I mean, OK. I can perhaps see the reason to change POWs that you capture to "EPW" (Enemy Prisoner of War). I can handle the Alphabet Soup of IEDs. CWIED (Command Wire), RCIED (Radio Controlled), VOIED (Victim Operated i.e. Booby Trap), PPIED (Pressure Plate) and so on and so forth, though they do go overboard (VBIED= Car Bomb, PBIED=Suicide Bomb, SVBIED=Suicide Car Bomb, DBIED=Donkey bomb, etc etc), but really, what was wrong with MIA, which is now "DUSTWUN" (Duty Status, Whereabouts Unknown). Someone got a good bullet on their OER for that one. I also had issue with the names we give the opposition, AIF and AAF.. (Anti Iraqi Forces, Anti Afghan Forces). By and large, they're not anti Iraq or Anti Afghan, they're just anti government, or at least, anti-current-government.
The latest one is the replacement for "KIA". It is now "Hero." At least, where our guys are concerned. There's EKIA for the guys we kill, there's LNKIA for the people caught in the middle, but friendly... No. Just leave well enough alone, damnit.
NTM
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10-26-2009, 12:17 AM
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Fishy mokey
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
Hero, huh? That comes pretty close to what the enemy calls it, i.e. martyr.
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10-26-2009, 05:23 AM
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Compensating for something...
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
The thought had occurred.
NTM
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10-26-2009, 02:21 PM
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lumpy proletariat
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
Along with all that will the EPWs be treated according to POW regulations under the Geneva Convention now?
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10-26-2009, 07:20 PM
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Passive agressive student is passive agressive.
Dude what the fuck is your problem? I prolly should have known better than to ask the sole man in a woman studies class his perspective on this question. You ranted the entire discussion period on "male emasculation," only then to smilingly make a big show of deferring to me, refusing to speak, so that I had to represent "the group's" ideas to the rest of the class, namely fucking yours because that is all we had time for. That was Friday. I figured your passive little pussy footing had something to do with you emasculating yourself, aka being too weenie to adress a room full of women on the subject. I let it slide. Now today, you are in my group again, thankfully on a more nuetral topic. You sit like a fucking mute the entire time we are to be discussing. I figure whatever, you don't want to talk, and let it slide. We had a nice discussion despite you. Then I'm nominated to present the group's views yet again while you sit there with your thumb up your text, only for you to INTERUPT ME IN FRONT OF THE CLASS AND CONTRADICT EVERYTHING I SAID. You fucking passive agressive pansy ass fucktard. I'm pissed enough that I deferred to you the first time. Now you as the "enlightened male" want to A. pout during discussion, and B. swing your dick around in front of the class. Go ahead, give me that dirty look you mysogynist pig! You are a little bitch boy that can't hold his own one on one with a woman and is just giddy with the idea of playing the oppressed male. I'm not your fucking dom, jackass. Analyze my phallic finger giving you the bird and despair on how deficient it is to your junk, asshole.
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10-26-2009, 09:03 PM
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
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Analyze my phallic finger giving you the bird and despair on how deficient it is to your junk, asshole.
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Someday, quote generator, you shall return to me.
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10-27-2009, 01:24 AM
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
That's a quality rant, Demi.
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10-27-2009, 05:20 AM
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You have got to be fucking KIDDING me.
No, the neighbor wasn't fucking around with a lawnmower. No, that noise was the exhaust fan for our heater. Finally, it stopped making that noise, because it SIEZED UP COMPLETELY. Saving grace: I'd already called the heater service guys. By the time they got there, about three minutes after it siezed up, the buzzing noise of the motor trying to run had correlated itself nicely with the motor being too hot to touch. So our central heat is now off for two days. We scheduled soonest possible repair. (Repair is replacement. Which means I have to come up with $7,870 in two days. Alternatively, I could spend about $1,500 to have a ten or fifteen year old furnace temporarily repaired. This way, I get a much higher efficiency furnace and a tax credit.)
But wait!
I saw the doctor this morning, and they decided to give me a flu shot. Which means that not only is my house rapidly approaching a 40-50 degree (F) temperature, BUT I HAVE A FEVER AND ACHE ALL OVER.
Fuck this.
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10-27-2009, 03:04 PM
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Guðríð the Gloomy
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seebs
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10-27-2009, 04:56 PM
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
Well, the flu shot's mostly stopped making me feel sick, and it's 60 out today, so I think I'll be better for a bit.
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Hear me / and if I close my mind in fear / please pry it open
See me / and if my face becomes sincere / beware
Hold me / and when I start to come undone / stitch me together
Save me / and when you see me strut / remind me of what left this outlaw torn
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10-27-2009, 06:23 PM
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
Gah, I can't stand it when people string together one subject to the next without a solid break from one to the other. Especially on the phone, since I can't whack 'em with a 2x4. I was really interested in the first subject, y'know, the WORK-RELATED one you called me about -- but in the other 5, including your horse kicking you, not so much.
Actually, in retrospect, that was the best part of the conversation. I just wish the horse had done it while you were blathering at me.
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10-27-2009, 06:37 PM
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A fellow sophisticate
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
A kid's toy riding tractor most likely does not have any fucking petals. A car doesn't have a fucking peddle to put to the fucking meddle. A flower doesn't have pedals or peddles, neither does a flour. Why didn't the fuckers that put ads on Craig's List learn one word from another, they have distinct meanings. Innyhow, back to what your dewing beefor. Fuck, I should git the meddle of onner or sumpin.
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10-27-2009, 06:47 PM
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Guðríð the Gloomy
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
Ding, I think you hurt my brain.
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10-28-2009, 12:18 PM
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nominalistic existential pragmaticist
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
This is one of the reasons I avoid Craigslist. The stupid makes my brain hurt.
eta: also, it makes me feel bad about humanity, something I try hard to be optimistic about, otherwise, I'd find a way to off myself.
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10-28-2009, 01:31 PM
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
I've never checked out Craig's list and at this point, I doubt I ever will.
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