WTF smilies you see at other forums

[Shelli]

This "smilie" (and I use the word "smilie" loosely here) is entitled: Fly by Nursing2

[Legs]

This kid is really flying

[Julie]

My reason for not vaxing? Well I do and I don't. My son was Vax'd on a delayed schedule, due to allergies in the family and not wanting to do the 5-in-1 vax. So while he is vax'd It took a lot longer than "normal" for him to be. (and really I shouldnt have even bothered his blood titres show as if he has never had a shot...but then again so do mine and Ive had the measles vax 9 times)

By Daughter had her first shots when she was 2 months old...and reacted badly to them. A reaction I found out years later was her brain swelling.

It is one of the things being looked into as being a cause of her Mental retardation.

Julie
SAHM to Evan (9)(ADHD, ODD, OCD) and my "special" daughter Reilly (7)(Mild/moderate Cognative delay waiting on a Dx)
(still!) Co-sleeping, extended nursing (4 years!), Drug free Hospital birthing, Non-vaxing, Cloth diapering, Mama Pad using, organic only, Super Mom


( I didnt realize they had starting listing everything that was wrong with their kids in their siggys like its a badge of honor or something...)

[Shelli]

This is called "Nak" what IS she doing??

"Bellycast:

"Treehugger"

[Legs]

Belly Cast

[Legs]

another fun thing I have learned from that forum...

Weaning Parties, when your kids self weans, the family comes over and you serve cake.

[Julie]

NAK=Nursing at keyboard

A handy skill to learn

[ceptimus]

The Treehugger smiley isn't so bad (except it appears to have a dislocated arm).



If you're in the html group, you can do them like that so that the hover smiley text works.

[JoeP]

Originally Posted by Legs

another fun thing I have learned from that forum...

Weaning Parties, when your kids self weans, the family comes over and you serve cake.

No milk?

[JoeP]

Originally Posted by Legs

With all the talk, maybe it should be moved to Food & Drink.

Or Sexuality, given the topics of page 4

[JoeP]

Originally Posted by Legs

Originally Posted by lisarea

That's the worst smiley ever. Maybe the worst thing ever. She's WINKING.

Is it a wink? Or is it an unconscious freaky twitch?

[JoeP]

Originally Posted by Shelli

This is called "Nak" what IS she doing??

My guess is she's typing posts to Mothering.com.

Brings a whole new meaning to "typing one-handed".

[JoeP]

Originally Posted by Legs

They put all their 'stats' in their signatures with these horrible smilies.
...

I Pump, We love our Family Bed,

What in the name of the Flying Placenta Monster is ?

And would they like a male version of I Pump?

[ceptimus]

The flailing arms (and one leg) are interesting. Deserves a closer study.

[JoeP]

No, ceptimus. No it doesn't.

[erimir]

Originally Posted by Legs

Like having sex with their kids in the bed with one latched on nursing and hubby from behind. Awwww... baby's first threesome

Quotegen worthy?

Originally Posted by Shelli

Really? I've never ever had that happen anywhere.

The bathrooms in my dorms at college had special little trashcans next to the toilets specifically for tampons, and they told you not to flush them. And these were even in relatively new buildings, so it wasn't cuz they have bad plumbing.

Maybe if nobody else is flushing them you can get away with it...

[ceptimus]

There's something weird going on behind the child's right arm (mother's left arm).

[JoeP]

In the pic you enlarged? It just looks like the child is tugging on the mother's sleeve.

[ceptimus]

She's not wearing any sleeves. She has a pink sleeveless top on.

Loose arm skin maybe? (I think it must be meant to be part of the mother's arm or hand).

[JoeP]

OK, then the child is tugging at the mother's loose arm skin.

[JoeP]

Originally Posted by JoeP

What in the name of the Flying Placenta Monster is ?

At first I thought the woman is lying in a weird position on purple sheets. But crunchy types aren't likely to have purple sheets. Looking again, I think it's the family dog sharing in the suckling.

[biochemgirl]

Note to self: this is the wrong thread to read first thing in the morning.

[slimshady2357]

Originally Posted by biochemgirl

Note to self: this is the wrong thread to read first thing in the morning.

Oh man, I learned that lesson this morning too. That was 5 hours ago and I'm still recovering.

[Legs]

Originally Posted by ceptimus

There's something weird going on behind the child's right arm (mother's left arm).

Maybe she's jerking him off with that hand.

[Shelli]

Originally Posted by ceptimus

The Treehugger smiley isn't so bad (except it appears to have a dislocated arm).

<img src=http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/treehugger.gif title="Tree hugger">

Yeah, I take no issue with the concept, but that is one fugly smilie.