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Old 10-06-2006, 05:41 AM
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Yeah, so I'm totally ripping that other thread idea off, sue me.


My pussy's so big...
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Old 10-06-2006, 06:22 AM
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Q: How many Clutch Munny's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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Old 10-06-2006, 06:43 AM
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Posts containing pussy jokes, not posts by pussy jokes.
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Old 10-06-2006, 07:10 AM
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Sorry for insulting your boyfriend.

Scarlatti and Clutch: :badday:
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Old 10-06-2006, 07:16 AM
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It doesn't bother me. I hardly know the guy; only enough to know he's unlikely to click on "Big Pussy Jokes by Johnny Pneumatic." But since you seem to know him quite a bit better, you would have known that as well, so presumably you put it here so you could titter amongst your fellow schoolgirls.
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Old 10-06-2006, 07:38 AM
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This is really getting to you isn't it princess?

Try Valium.
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Old 10-06-2006, 12:30 PM
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and what do we have here? :sisfight:
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Old 10-06-2006, 03:16 PM
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Well, he started it. :pout:
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Old 10-06-2006, 03:44 PM
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i thought the iron man joke was funny, i also thought that clutch kicked alot of ass in the too much equality retardathon.

and i have had my ass kicked by clutch in debate before, cuz hes badass like that.
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Old 10-06-2006, 03:55 PM
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My pussy's so big I'm gonna have to start calling him a cat.
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Old 10-06-2006, 04:07 PM
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A Star Trek and Battlestar Galactica fan was having sex with the only woman that would do him, a drunken old slut who's pussy was so big that he fell inside. After fumbling around in the dark for a while, he encountered another guy in there. He asked the other guy, "You got a flashlight so we can find our way out of here?"
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Old 10-06-2006, 04:15 PM
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Anyone else notice how the dick thread is positive about dicks but the pussy thread is negative about pussies? :eyebrow3:
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Old 10-06-2006, 04:20 PM
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Anyone else notice how the dick thread is positive about dicks but the pussy thread is negative about pussies? :eyebrow3:
It's all in the word 'big'. If you want a positive pussy thread, shouldn't it be titled 'My Pussy is so tight ..."?
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Old 10-06-2006, 04:24 PM
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Anyone else notice how the dick thread is positive about dicks but the pussy thread is negative about pussies? :eyebrow3:
My pussy is so big it can take the entire Harlem Globetrotters team at the same time?
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Old 10-06-2006, 04:29 PM
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My point is.. why not a thread on a tight pussies (positive) rather than big pussies (negative) like there is a thread on big dicks (positive) rather than tiny dicks (negative)? :?
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Old 10-06-2006, 04:30 PM
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Wait... am I being ornery again? :shiftier:
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Old 10-06-2006, 04:32 PM
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My point is.. why not a thread on a tight pussies (positive) rather than big pussies (negative) like there is a thread on big dicks (positive) rather than tiny dicks (negative)? :?
Sounds like you've got a thread to start.
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Old 10-06-2006, 04:34 PM
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There are downsides to having too large a dick. Well, except for the porn industry job opportunities, or course.
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Old 10-06-2006, 04:34 PM
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Sounds like you've got a thread to start.
How did I know that was coming? :girlthink:
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Old 10-06-2006, 04:36 PM
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There are downsides to having too large a dick. Well, except for the porn industry job opportunities, or course.
There may be, but generally big dicks are bragged about.. even by men that don't have them.. whereas I have yet to hear a woman brag about a big pussy. :nuhuh:
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Old 10-06-2006, 06:54 PM
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My point is.. why not a thread on a tight pussies (positive) rather than big pussies (negative) like there is a thread on big dicks (positive) rather than tiny dicks (negative)? :?
Sounds like you've got a thread to start.
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Old 10-06-2006, 07:50 PM
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There are downsides to having too large a dick. Well, except for the porn industry job opportunities, or course.
There may be, but generally big dicks are bragged about.. even by men that don't have them.. whereas I have yet to hear a woman brag about a big pussy. :nuhuh:
Do women brag about having tight ones?
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My pussy's so big, smaller pussies have been pulled into orbit around it.
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Old 10-06-2006, 08:05 PM
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Do women brag about having tight ones?
Not that I have heard. But plenty of women do pelvic floor muscle exercises, and it ain't all to prevent incontinece, I can tell you!
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Old 10-06-2006, 08:10 PM
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