Good King Trump

[Stephen Maturin]

It is endlessly funny that all the stories debunking the JD Vance couch fucking thing include the name JD Vance and a couch fucking reference in their headlines.

[JoeP]

Wait, are you telling me that JD Vance didn't not fail to fuck a couch?

[Stephen Maturin]

In the immortal words of Gentle Giant, "Yes. That is to say, no."

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Quick, market some Real Men Fuck Couches t shirts.

[JoeP]

Originally Posted by Stephen Maturin

Didn't anticipate a time when substantial attention would be given to allegations that a major party's VP candidate jacked off by sticking his wang between couch cushions, but here we are.

[Stephen Maturin]

That is sofa king funny!

[specious_reasons]

I don't even know why Trump decided to attend the National Association of Black Journalists convention.

Apparently, it's to piss off all them. He questioned if Harris is black, lying and say he's known of her for a while now and claims she always presented herself as having Indian heritage. The audience is not mic'd in this video, but I'm pretty sure the room was audibly unhappy with that.

There's more, before that whole "is Harris black?" thing is the question was in regards to the "DEI" statements that other Republicans have made. Trump asks the reporter to define "DEI" multiple times and refuses to answer clearly, which is how he stumbled into discussing her race with other black women on stage.

[specious_reasons]

I don't even know why Trump decided to attend the National Association of Black Journalists convention.

Apparently, it's to piss off all them. He questioned if Harris is black, lying and say he's known of her for a while now and claims she always presented herself as having Indian heritage. The audience is not mic'd in this video, but I'm pretty sure the room was audibly unhappy with that.

There's more, before that whole "is Harris black?" thing is the question was in regards to the "DEI" statements that other Republicans have made. Trump asks the reporter to define "DEI" multiple times and refuses to answer clearly, which is how he stumbled into discussing her race with other black women on stage.

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

A friend sent me this and first thing I did was check for authenticity.

Q: You have pushed false claims about people like President Barack Obama, saying he was not born in the United States, which is not true. You have told four congresswomen, women of color who were American citizens, to go back to where they came from. You have used words like… pic.twitter.com/xAgvlx0TXD

— Kamala HQ (@KamalaHQ) July 31, 2024

And holy shit it is.

[Stephen Maturin]

Goddamn snowflakes and their tone policing!

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Eye bleach spoiler

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Got one for ya, JD:



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[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Misc money movement:

Trump Media Made Deal Involving GOP Donor James E. Davison - ProPublica

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Trump's net worth has plunged $900 million since Harris entered the race for the White House | CNN Business

Stolen comment:
As someone has noted, this probably only makes sense if the only reason for Truth Social's existence was to make bribes to Trump. And right now, bribing Trump is not looking like a good investment.

[seebs]

i think it's been pretty clear it was always all about bribes, yeah.

speaking of: archive.is

there's apparently evidence that trump's AG shut down an investigation into whether Trump took a $10M bribe from the Egyptian government.

[Sock Puppet]

Assuming there's still a US in 46-ish years, the public will probably find out there was an iceberg of investigations this motherfucker blocked for his orange lord and master, underneath the few that we know about now. (I plan to be dead by then, so I'll never know.)

[slimshady2357]

Alright, who made this?! 😂🤣 pic.twitter.com/LU1ck84FpZ

— ᗰᗩƳᖇᗩ ℙ𝕙𝕠𝕥𝕠𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕡𝕙𝕪 (@LePapillonBlu2) August 9, 2024

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Trump: A tariff is a tax on a foreign country. A lot of people like to say it’s a tax on us. No… It’s is a tax that doesn’t affect our country. pic.twitter.com/NNyNthZbKg

— Acyn (@Acyn) August 17, 2024

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Might as well make use of the double post.

If it's purely a tax on foreigners, about that taxation without representation slogan.

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

“We’re going to be friendly to Iran” Trump says AFTER saying he was told Iran hacked him.

Allow me to translate: Trump is scared shitless Iran has something on him AND has changed his position to be soft on them. That my friends is a man who is compromised. https://t.co/05EYdCAfTL

— Rep. Eric Swalwell (@RepSwalwell) August 17, 2024

[JoeP]

Originally Posted by Kamilah Hauptmann

Might as well make use of the double post.

If it's purely a tax on foreigners, about that taxation without representation slogan.

Since Reagan, taxation without representation is their goal.

[BrotherMan]

But but don't they say taxes are bad?

[Stephen Maturin]

Originally Posted by Kamilah Hauptmann

If it's purely a tax on foreigners, about that taxation without representation slogan.

The target audience for "GGGJJINA will pay the tariffs" is the same gaggle of morons who believe the COVID relief money came from Trump's pocket because, after all, his sig was on the checks. They are the spiritual successors to the teabilly-era idiots who believed their $40K per year put them in the top 1%, so they needed to look out for their own financial interest.

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Very very weird

[specious_reasons]

I suspect this will go the way of the ear bandage and the diapers soon, but yes, really fucking weird.

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

That photo of Trump looking old and tired is missing vital context; he was simply manifesting his Kuato. I know MAGA spreads misinformation but we should do better. pic.twitter.com/icGhQd1VCr

— A.R. Moxon (@JuliusGoat) August 24, 2024