Good King Trump

[Stephen Maturin]

Originally Posted by Kamilah Hauptmann

Jews again:
Trump Lashes Out at ‘Liberal Jews Who Voted to Destroy America’ by Not Supporting Him

Thank goodness the Jewish people have PAB to school them on what is and is not anti-Semitic!

[Stephen Maturin]

Lookie who's discovered that PAB is a "malignant narcissist." Must've been a personal revelation from Jesus Himself.

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Alternate: Look who's discovered their billings will go unpaid no matter what.

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

‘It Was My Decision’: Trump Claims Full Ownership for Directing the Effort to Overturn the 2020 Election

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

NEW: If I am reading this right, Judge Engoron has found that Donald Trump committed fraud and has ordered the cancellation of all of his New York business certificates and the dissolution of the Trump Organization. pic.twitter.com/k2nRcK3L37

— Andrew Feinberg (@AndrewFeinberg) September 26, 2023

[LarsMac]

Originally Posted by Kamilah Hauptmann

‘It Was My Decision’: Trump Claims Full Ownership for Directing the Effort to Overturn the 2020 Election

That's gotta be a trick.
He has never owned up to anything.
(Unless he is bragging?)

[Stephen Maturin]

Andrew Feinberg is indeed reading that shit right. You don't often see a judge imposing the corporate death penalty, but everyone's favorite old, incontinent, morbidly obese pussy ass bitch pulled it off!

[specious_reasons]

I'm sure there were less prominent ones, but has this happened at this scale since Arthur Andersen's Enron debacle?

[Stephen Maturin]

Predictably, PAB is losing his goddamn mind over the civil trial that got underway in New York today. Slightly less unhinged were the statements of Saddam Hussein and the Ceausescus during their trials.

The lolyers are vowing that PAB, Don Jr. and Ewic will take the stand.

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[davidm]

“Mind-blowing.”

[Stephen Maturin]

Apparently, it's not entirely clear whether PAB would have been entitled to a jury trial in the first place:

It's unclear whether a jury trial would have been available under New York Executive Law 63(12), the statute under which the case was brought, and may legal experts believe it likely would not have been. But the judge noted that neither side litigated the issue.

Earlier this year, New York Attorney Letitia James filed a form with a checkmark next to the field: “Trial without a jury.” Trump’s legal team didn’t file a corresponding form, and the former president may have regretted that inaction ever since.

What IS entirely clear is the inadvisability of shitting all over the judge who's guaranteed to be the trier of fact in your case absent a timely jury demand.

[JoeP]

Trump's lolyers must be very well motivated knowing there's no risk at all that they won't get paid.

[Stephen Maturin]

So it looks like PAB and Kenny Loggins had a p. bad day. Or Alina Habba, the PAB lolyer who actually occupies that spot at counsel's table, had a REALLY bad day.

[LarsMac]

"Not so fast!" says judge.

As Trump returns to court, judge in his fraud trial clarifies comments ex-president took as a win

"Engoron said Tuesday that “statutes of limitations bar claims, not evidence” and that at the trial’s early stage, he’s inclined to give both sides considerably leeway to connect older evidence to claims in the lawsuit.

“I want to emphasize: This trial is not an opportunity to relitigate what I have already decided,” Engoron said. He ruled last week that all the claims were allowable under the statute of limitations."

A fellow I have known for years, and for whom I long had a great deal of respect, has now been "Lecturing me" in how T Rump's Legal expertise will come to the fore, soon, and we will be marvelled by his wisdom.

I remember the day, back in about 2002 or 2003, when he and his buddies declared that The Donald would make a great president, because he was such a good businessman, and that was what the country needed, then.

Even now, after all he has done, this guy and his fellow "daftees" seem to insist on T Rump's business acumen is what the country needs.

I've all but written off the entire group as either drug infused, or completely senile. That was probably the most painful breakfast meeting I have ever attended.

I will be walking about in the woods the rest of the day.

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

An analysis on how fucked this guy is:

The NY Trump Civil Fraud Trial: From Tipping Point to Toppling Over

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

1. None of this is true.
2. My favorite part is: “HELP!” pic.twitter.com/aIcxbHkuER

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) October 5, 2023

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

1. None of this is true.
2. My favorite part is: “HELP!” pic.twitter.com/aIcxbHkuER

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) October 5, 2023

[Stephen Maturin]

"Peekaboo James"?

Nah, fuck it. Don't wanna know.

[JoeP]

So good they thanksed it twice.

[BrotherMan]

Originally Posted by Stephen Maturin

"Peekaboo James"?

Nah, fuck it. Don't wanna know.

I didn't want to know. But I'm seeing people equating it to a racist dogwhistle word that starts with j and ends with boo.

[Ari]

HELP!

[BrotherMan]

People are also suggesting HELP is a whistle. For his violent contingent to get involved. (I'm not so sure about that one. But what do I know.)

[Stephen Maturin]

Originally Posted by BrotherMan

But I'm seeing people equating it to a racist dogwhistle word that starts with j and ends with boo.

That jumped to mind, but then I thought, that's too much ham handed stupid fuckery even for PAB.

Well, it's me. I am the ham handed stupid fuckery.

[BrotherMan]

I gave the thought a big side eye until others insisted that it's not even the first time he's used that specific phrase.

[viscousmemories]

I thought he was under a gag order.