Good King Trump

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

dude that sells me wrestling tees who works at a porn store put this sign up pic.twitter.com/qAkweiGihY

— 𝕶𝖊𝖙𝖙𝖑𝖊𝖇𝖊𝖑𝖑 👤 𝕾𝖍𝖎𝖇𝖆𝖙𝖆 (@jockonimus) January 14, 2021

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

The MyPillow website has an active promo code “QAnon” which gets you a $45 discount. (h/t @weijia for this discovery)

MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell visited the White House yesterday to meet w/ Pres Trump (45), armed with notes referencing martial law and election conspiracy theories https://t.co/Nz7jloe1ra pic.twitter.com/LAMPUOH6ic

— Sara Cook (@saraecook) January 16, 2021

[JoeP]

Surprise ... OK, no surprise.

Historians having to tape together records that Trump tore up | Donald Trump | The Guardian

Turns out even "but her emails!" was just a confession presented as an accusation.

"But his torn-up documents!"

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Pardons for sale, final clearance blowout!

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Memory lane thread:

https://twitter.com/JuliusGoat/statu...53019956158469

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

huge missed opportunity for the my pillow guy pic.twitter.com/JcgDdlViTg

— Anthony McHats (@TheHatStore) January 16, 2021

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Trump's tax audit has outlasted his presidency.

— Greg Olear (@gregolear) January 18, 2021

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Trump spends final days just rubbing his dick on everything in White House - The Beaverton

[JoeP]

Last day, right?

I hope somebody in the White House staff does let the door hit Trump's ass on the way out.

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Commute this guy's sentence and at long last we'll see Trump's health care plan.

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Dale: Reflections on four weird years fact checking every word from Donald Trump - CNNPolitics

I had to email a Babe Ruth museum to find out if the President had made a bunch of false claims about the baseball legend while awarding him a posthumous Presidential Medal of Freedom. (He had.)
I had to email some of Michigan's most prominent organizations to find out if the President had actually received a state "Man of the Year" award he kept claiming he once got. (Nope.)
I fact checked every public word Donald Trump said or tweeted for just under four years. The job was unrelenting. The job was unrelentingly weird.

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Trump's climate buffoonery shot down in court

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

The complete list of Trump’s Twitter insults incase you need a list of things that are perfectly alright to say to a Trump supporter.

https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/...sult-list.html

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

There’s at least one pic.twitter.com/A39ixskNpz

— Matt Modlin (@modlintw) January 20, 2021

[JoeP]

Originally Posted by Kamilah Hauptmann

Trump's climate buffoonery shot down in court

The headline I want to see:

Trump shot in court

[mickthinks]

Happy Disentrump day, America!

.@JKCorden and an array of Broadway friends bid farewell to President Trump, Les Mis style. pic.twitter.com/l9PiSRvCOA

— The Late Late Show with James Corden (@latelateshow) January 20, 2021

[slimshady2357]

Didn't some people suggest Trump wouldn't be any worse than Hillary on the LGBTQ+ community

https://t.co/F7EAlqXXh8 pic.twitter.com/4leRZ27f7w

— Eugene Scott (@Eugene_Scott) January 20, 2021

[ChuckF]

lol slim that must be a mistake

https://www.nytimes.com/2016/04/23/u...ay-rights.html

[ChuckF]

but also, her emails

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

BEAUTY DAY, NEIGHBOUR... EH?
✌️❤️�������� pic.twitter.com/B2MRwgru70

— Brittlestar (@brittlestar) January 20, 2021

[Stephen Maturin]

Originally Posted by ChuckF

lol slim that must be a mistake

https://www.nytimes.com/2016/04/23/u...ay-rights.html

The undeniable fact that Clinton posed a greater threat to gay rights than Trump is so 2016, Chuck.

The Gray Lady is on to more important and timely business. As Kamilah pointed out yesterday, Biden's Peloton bike poses a grievous threat to national security. We'll surely be treated to multiple opinion pieces about how the Peloton also sends the wrong message in a time where austerity is needed to blunt the effects of the Biden administration's mishandling of the pandemic.

And don't be surprised if we find that Hunter Biden once sat on that goddamn thing.

#ButHisPeloton

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

I heard you can hack a Peloton and use it as an email server.

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Copium:

Wow. Coping hard. pic.twitter.com/yUqQof511A

— Parlertakes���� (@parlertakes) January 20, 2021

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

when the building you're in is falling apart around you and the only exit is labelled "SATIRE" pic.twitter.com/KgYotl9DTS

— �� bob �� (@bobvids) January 20, 2021

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

If it gonna double post, I have more shitposts:

taking shitposting to a new level pic.twitter.com/pCPOMOWnVt

— Parler Cringe (@ParlerCringe) January 20, 2021