Good King Trump

[Ari]

Barry doesnt like when you retard a president!
He was like this before.
Whatever, now Barry has to change his whole schedule to fly to the US and reinsert your lousey microchip in the head of some mutant cheeto abomination.

Aides Wrestle Drill From Trumps Hands As He Tries To Remove Obama Listening Device From Skull - The Onion - America's Finest News Source

[JoeP]

Originally Posted by JoeP

So, I'm undecided on the reasons behind this.

Is this just driven by the White House raising "I told you so" fake news supporting the Muslim ban? Or maybe just a standalone piece of Muslim-bashing?

Has the TSA always been prone to overreaction and heavy-handedness? A case study in sacrificing liberty for "security" and gaining victory only for the terrorists?

Or is there actually a recent but credible threat? Perhaps. They've claimed one; that means nothing. So now the terrorists will use other airlines and origin countries. They don't seem worried about that.

Ooh, new data point.

UK 'to follow US flight ban on laptops' - BBC News

All the article currently says is

The UK is due to announce a ban on laptops and other electronic devices on certain flights, following a similar move by the US.

It is understood the UK restrictions may differ from the US Department of Homeland Security's ban, which affects laptops and tablets.

Flights from 10 airports in eight Muslim majority countries are subject to the US announcement.

So, leaning more towards the threat-that-some-officials-find-credible option.

But it still could be the Naartjie Nazi's fault. He and his buddies benefit from Middle Eastern terrorism, obviously, and he's probably sponsoring them.

[Vivisectus]

Originally Posted by Jerome

To be clear, you are asserting that Trump is an agent of Russia, and the over six months of investigations under the Obama administration, Obama did nothing to stop this Russian agent from taking control of the most powerful office in the world.

Nope, that is one of your speculative leaps. I am saying that if such transactions happened, or if the kind of collusion I mentioned happened, then Sanders has broken the law by acting as an agent of a foreign power.

I am not aware of any suspect transactions, or of any circumstances that would lead one to suspect the possibility collusion, that Sanders was involved in.

We really cannot say the same about Trump et al. Hence I think a thorough investigation is not unreasonable.

At no point do I speculate about Obama's motives, about who knew what and when regarding this investigation you brought up, or the extent of Trump's involvement with Russia - I simply do not know.

[erimir]

There isn't any reason to think that Sanders colluded with Russia or had unusual contacts with them. Unusual contact with Russia appears to have been routine for the Trump team.

That Russia would have spread fake news and conspiracy theories to damage Clinton during the primaries (and thus help Sanders), however, sounds totally plausible. I assume that would be more about harming Clinton than helping Sanders. There were a lot of people who were ripe to believe all sorts of nonsense about Clinton and the DNC. One I still see frequently, for example, is that she somehow made there be long lines in Phoenix during the Arizona primary. In reality, the number of polling places was decided by the elected Maricopa County registrar... who at that time was a Republican.

(And polling places and registration deadlines for primaries are always decided by state and local authorities. Caucuses are mostly controlled by the state parties, although a DNC conspiracy would be at least plausible there... if not for the fact that Bernie won most of the caucuses by large margins.)

Anyway, there were intentional efforts by Republicans and others outside the Democratic Party to stoke those conspiracies in order to undermine the Democrats. That Russia would've contributed would not surprise me in the least.

[Jerome]

Originally Posted by erimir

There isn't any reason to think that Sanders colluded with Russia or had unusual contacts with them.

He has had relations with Russia since they were the Soviet Union, in fact in 1988 he took his new bride to Soviet Russia for their 'honeymoon'.

[Jerome]

Originally Posted by Vivisectus

I am not aware of any suspect transactions, or of any circumstances that would lead one to suspect the possibility collusion, that Sanders was involved in.

We really cannot say the same about Trump et al. Hence I think a thorough investigation is not unreasonable.

What suspect transaction are you referring to, please be specific.

This investigation has been going on at least since the summer, so if there evidence that Trump is some sort of Russian agent, what are your thoughts about Obama allowing a Russian agent gain the highest office in the world?

[Jerome]

Are you not concerned Rep. Schiff took money from a Ukrainian arms dealer?

Are you not concerned this is an agent of Ukraine acting on behalf of Ukrainian interests?

Not sure what your threshold is outside of party affiliation.

Originally Posted by Jerome

Obviously Rep. Schiff is an agent of the Ukrainian government by your logic:

[godfry n. glad]

Nah...I'm more concerned that you've been nipping at the toxins again. That stuff engenders brain damage and you're seemingly a huge exemplar.

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

From yesterday, c/o George Takei.


He's like a nine year old about to get caught and pointing at every other kid around him. Where have we seen this before?



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[Kamilah Hauptmann]

And in related news:

BREAKING: Aides Wrestle Drill From Trump's Hands As He Tries To Remove Obama Listening Device From Skull!

[JoeP]

Originally Posted by Kamilah Hauptmann

And in related news:

BREAKING: Aides Wrestle Drill From Trump's Hands As He Tries To Remove Obama Listening Device From Skull!

It would be a really bad idea if someone bought an ad segment on Fox & Friends explaining how the Obama administration inserted listening devices into Trump's skull...

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

College hi-jinx, so whacky.

Spring breakers chant 'Build that wall!' during Cancun cruise - SFGate

[godfry n. glad]

Originally Posted by JoeP

It would be a really bad idea if someone bought an ad segment on Fox & Friends explaining how the Obama administration inserted listening devices into Trump's skull...

Uh...Would it involve Russian prostitutes?

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

ACLU Report On the Nomination of Judge Neil Gorsuch To The Supreme Court | American Civil Liberties Union

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

FBI Reportedly Looking At Breitbart, InfoWars As Part Of Russia Probe

Be interesting to see if she's onto something.

[Jerome]

So looks like Obama was wiretapping the Trump team, and it had nothing to do with any Russian investigation.

[erimir]

So it looks like Trump was watching his daughter pee, and it had nothing to do with Russian prostitutes.

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Be a shame if Jones or any of his lackeys ended up in prison, no?

[JoeP]

Shame. Shame. Shame.

[godfry n. glad]

Shame? It would be an ugly conspiracy of the worst kind.

Make it so.

[JoeP]

Hey, @realDonaldTrump, I have some advice. See you at Hart Middle School? Here's more info about #afterschool: https://t.co/NOgdhBHyyp pic.twitter.com/NQI2OdVqtF

— Arnold (@Schwarzenegger) March 21, 2017

“Oh, Donald, the ratings are in, and you got swamped,” the former California governor said in a video he posted online. “Wow. Now you’re in the 30s?

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Originally Posted by Kamilah Hauptmann

The Democrats have their breakout star - The Washington Post

Here's the guy to watch.

Schiff: 'More Than Circumstantial Evidence Now' of Collusion Between Trump Team and Russia (Video) - The New Civil Rights Movement

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

https://thenib.com/disability-in-the-age-of-trump

Comic form.

[Kyuss Apollo]

The emotional arc of Trump supporters summed up in one gif. pic.twitter.com/Nus7meYGsF

— Doc McStabby (@eclecticbrotha) March 21, 2017

[Ari]

"I guess, I can't be doing so badly, because I'm president, and you're not." -Trump
(Trump later added, Im rubber your glue, times infinity plus one, no take backs.)