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01-19-2017, 06:29 PM

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Blame Crumb :joecool2:

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How to play

Go to the Alphabetical random Smiley thread

Choose a page at random (49 pages)

Make a Smiley story with the 25 random smileys posted on the page you chose :nod:

:nod:

Clearly this is not for the faint of heart, but Crumb better make one :whup:

:whup:

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Hey, you didn't have to make a thread just because I had a silly idea. Congrats on your first thread though.

I will do page 1.

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Once upon a :xmastree:

:xmastree:

I was decorating my tree when I was startled :yell:

:yell:

it was a

:zombits:

!!!!

he/she/it was attracted by my :aristo:

:aristo:

honey scent

panic hit me like a :bricks:

:bricks:

my

:catjack:

offered his pumpkin

to throw at the intruder :duck:

:duck:

INEFFECTIVE, the zombie started to :eating:

:eating:

my cat

soon my buddy :farnsworth:

:farnsworth:

came to the rescue and gave me a :grouphug:

:grouphug:

suddenly to to my amazement :heh:

:heh:

my presumed dead cat leapt up

and :itchyscratchy:

:itchyscratchy:

battled the zombie

I couldn't believe my eyes :jawdrop:

:jawdrop:

that cat of mine is a :kd:

:kd:

and I

:luv:

him so much

except when his hair sticks to my pants :magneto:

:magneto:

I

:nolike:

that hair business so much I considered getting a :orca:

:orca:

but I can't afford to feed an whale :pescmeat:

:pescmeat:

You're

:qwelc:

for this tale that you can tell your :rockingbaby:

:rockingbaby:

it's much better than TV and that :scrooge:

:scrooge:

cartoon Disney shit with it's gratuitous violence :thwack:

:thwack:

a

:unicorn:

probably would have made this story better

but if you don't like... go read :vogue:

:vogue:

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Page 1

Aragorn and The Dragon :aragorn:

:aragorn:

and

:bullwhip:

embarked upon a quest to slay the infamous :chinesedragon:

:chinesedragon:

. Some say they only did it for the :dollgrin:

:dollgrin:

.

:eyebrow2:

but those that knew better would explain that a wizard made them do it. :firemage:

:firemage:

They first attempted to kill it with a gun. :gatlin:

:gatlin:

But that failed and got them in trouble with the local villagers. :hangnhit:

:hangnhit:

One of the villagers caught Aragorn's eye. :inlove:

:inlove:

He gave her gifts of :jellybellies:

:jellybellies:

and a

:kooka:

. Then married and had a Hawaiian girl. :lilo:

:lilo:

She looked like the :monalisa:

:monalisa:

and the villagers adored her. :notworthy:

:notworthy:

The villagers were :offended:

:offended:

that Aragorn had abandoned his quest. His partner tried to convince him that they could tame the dragon :petalien:

:petalien:

, like a cat. :questioncat:

:questioncat:

But Aragorn just changed the channel :remote:

:remote:

not interested in pursuing his one time obsession. This saddened his partner. :sobbing:

:sobbing:

Then he had an idea and played a greatly inspiring ballad on his :tuba:

:tuba:

. Aragorn was so moved he came up with a plan to befriend the dragon to trick it. :unpres:

:unpres:

The quest was on again! :fixed:

:fixed:

Along their journey to the dragon's lair they were waylaid by a :vampireglomp:

:vampireglomp:

and

:whysoserious:

, but those details are for another story. They delivered their gift to the dragon who appeared to be fooled into friendship so much that he sent a gift for Aragorn for Christmas: :xmasbomb:

:xmasbomb:

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