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10-05-2005, 08:05 PM
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mostly harmless
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Re: I want to have sex with YOU. Yes , YOU!
The ladies in question should know who they are.
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10-07-2005, 02:39 AM
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JessicaLovinOptimist
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Location: In Jessica's loving embrace, at long last!
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Re: I want to have sex with YOU. Yes , YOU!
I already got my grubby little paws on the online lady of my dreams. 
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10-07-2005, 11:05 AM
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Bad Wolf
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Re: I want to have sex with YOU. Yes , YOU!
I like girls.
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10-07-2005, 02:53 PM
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A fellow sophisticate
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Re: I want to have sex with YOU. Yes , YOU!
I don't want to have sex with anybody, not even myself.
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10-07-2005, 03:35 PM
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Rosetta Stoned
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Re: I want to have sex with YOU. Yes , YOU!
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I don't want to have sex with anybody, not even myself.
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I like sex with myself. I never leave myself unsatisfied. 
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10-07-2005, 03:46 PM
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A fellow sophisticate
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Re: I want to have sex with YOU. Yes , YOU!
I said I didn't want to, but that doesn't mean I don't.
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10-08-2005, 01:55 AM
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Projecting my phallogos with long, hard diction
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Re: I want to have sex with YOU. Yes , YOU!
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I like sex with myself. I never leave myself unsatisfied. |
There is no hand more skilled at pleasuring me than my right hand.
I don't know what I'd do without ya, bud *starts getting all choked up*
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10-08-2005, 04:58 AM
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Re: I want to have sex with YOU. Yes , YOU!
I'm a right handed writer, signer, painter, everything...except I'm a left handed masturbator. Go figure.
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10-08-2005, 05:00 AM
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Re: I want to have sex with YOU. Yes , YOU!
I wank with my right hand and tweak my nipples with the left.
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10-08-2005, 06:27 AM
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Raping the Marlboro Man
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Re: I want to have sex with YOU. Yes , YOU!
Never been much of a nipple-tweaker myself. Thigh stroking is another matter.
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10-08-2005, 07:08 PM
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Re: I want to have sex with YOU. Yes , YOU!
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I'm a right handed writer, signer, painter, everything...except I'm a left handed masturbator. Go figure.
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I use both, when one starts to hurt I switch to the other.
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10-10-2005, 01:28 AM
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Re: I want to have sex with YOU. Yes , YOU!
both hands...and as far as the OP is concerned...I think there are several but I would have to meet them in real life to know for sure.
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10-10-2005, 02:30 AM
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A fellow sophisticate
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Re: I want to have sex with YOU. Yes , YOU!
I'm right-handed for everything. I sometimes masturbate with my left hand to get some strange, but I can never get off with my left hand. Is that positively mental, or what?
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10-10-2005, 02:44 AM
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Adequately Crumbulent
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Re: I want to have sex with YOU. Yes , YOU!
The name of this thread is not "I want to have sex with ME" 
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10-10-2005, 03:11 AM
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Re: I want to have sex with YOU. Yes , YOU!
* Ymir's blood doesn\'t want to have sex with Crumb either. 
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10-10-2005, 06:28 AM
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Adequately Crumbulent
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10-10-2005, 09:29 AM
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A fellow sophisticate
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Re: I want to have sex with YOU. Yes , YOU!
I was talking to my reflection in the mirror, Crumb. Sheesh! Some people!
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10-24-2005, 01:01 AM
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Re: I want to have sex with YOU. Yes , YOU!
Me? any girl with a good arguement, and an Open-Mind...Ya i know i'ma slut 
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11-02-2022, 12:51 PM
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Forum gadfly
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Re: I want to have sex with YOU. Yes , YOU!
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I thought I started a dumb thread when I posted about the underwear I bought at Target, but this one makes me look like Ludwig Frickin' Wittgenstein.
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11-02-2022, 05:06 PM
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California Sober
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Re: I want to have sex with YOU. Yes , YOU!
You need more protein in your diet, FX. One cannot live on popcorn alone.
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11-02-2022, 09:37 PM
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Re: I want to have sex with YOU. Yes , YOU!
This is true. You need an another food source that contains the missing amino acids. The easiest is nutritional yeast, which actually goes very well on popcorn.
But Cauliflower
Carrots
Watermelon
Cranberry
Mango
Pumpkin Seeds
Black Beans
Kidney Beans will also work.
Those are vegan choices of course.
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