Why did we need to make the smilie? We already had . If that's not a pair of buttocks pulled low over his brow, then my monitor resolution is set too low.
I think I figured out where the term "asshat" came from. I was watching The Outlaw Josie Wales on the Encore Western channel the other day. There is a scene when the rebels are turning in their guns where an Army soldier says "Get in line before I kick you so hard you'll wear your ass for a hat."
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