Re: Poll: Chiggidy-checkin yo self before you wriggidy-wreck yo self
I have endeavored to check myself before wrecking myself, but hindsight is often sharper than foresight, about what battles to pick, or cost-benefit-risk analysis.
Re: Poll: Chiggidy-checkin yo self before you wriggidy-wreck yo self
I couldn't watch this shit, my ass
because the Iceweasel browser pass
the giggledy do it yourself
Yo, man, gonu download it now you tube fo
Show
LOL, yo:
"Leider ist dieses Video, das Musik von EMI beinhaltet, in Deutschland nicht verfügbar, da die GEMA die Verlagsrechte hieran nicht eingeräumt hat."
What this mean? Yeah:
I'm so sorry my ass the fucking GEMA pass no license to my mafag video maschin to watch tha EMI in no be in Germanee nicht verfügbarbarity because the Verlag of Rights hieran not eingeroom the mafaggin Christmas shrooms.
They are sorry I can't watch it.
Can't touch it
Dam dum dum boom.
Last edited by But; 08-26-2013 at 08:13 AM.
Reason: Yo, man, erimeer, this is insane!
Re: Poll: Chiggidy-checkin yo self before you wriggidy-wreck yo self
Oh, hey, wait. I would like to change my burn to this:
I do but prompt the But to quit his clogs
From browsers dulled by ideology,
Abandoned oft used functionality
Made by stalled men who machinate with cogs: (1)
By Flash and Javascript obscured by fogs (2)
By forum posts of dulled Epiphany(3)
Creating loops by googling things for me(4)
Through whiskered necks, the basement dwelling trogs
They cry for freedom, as in speech and food,(5)
Yet obfuscate the truth advertently.
No hippy license grants this liberty;
For software to work, it must first be good.
Your smothered fox does not work properly,
You'd thank this burn if just you understood.(6)
Borrowing heavily from Milton's twelfth and angriest sonnet, I entreaty But to get a better browser than Iceweasel, which is an old, stilted fork of Firefox, and motivated almost entirely by blind open source philosophy. As a result, it incorporates buggy and inefficient open source alternatives to commonly adopted closed source technologies, like using the open source but extremely crash prone Gnash in leiu of Flash.
(1) This is a burn implying that Richard Stallman is the archetype of the open source advocate. Which is true. Richard Stallman once ATE HIS TOE JAM ON STAGE and also he has this really weird like tour rider where you can offer to let him stay at your house when he is in town, and he prioritizes all kinds of weird shit, like he is more likely to choose you if you have a parrot, but then he's all like, "But don't go buy a parrot just for that reason," because that is totally the kind of thing a neckbeard would do.
(2) God, seriously, Javascript can even crash those browsers, and not even weird or hard Javascript. Just regular!
(3) Epiphany is the only "modern" browser I could think of that is actually worse than Iceweasel. It also comes installed with Debian. LOL.
(4) GUH this is what neckbeards on Linux forums do: When someone goes to their forum to ask a question they deem beneath them, they link them dismissively to a Let Me Google That For You query. And beyond just being dismissive and mean to the original poster, the 'beards neglect to take into consideration the fact that Google results are dynamic. As a result, this stupid LMGTFY link frequently becomes the top result for people who Google that question in the future. THIS CREATES A LOOP, DUMBASSES. God, SPIT OUT THE TOE JAM AND LEARN HOW THE INTERNET WORKS.
(5) Beer, schmeer. Too bad 'toe jam' didn't rhyme.
(6) See? It's not too terrible a burn when it's explained, if I do say so myself!
Last edited by lisarea; 08-26-2013 at 05:29 PM.
Reason: You need to understand how angry I am right now.
Re: Poll: Chiggidy-checkin yo self before you wriggidy-wreck yo self
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Originally Posted by lisarea
(1) This is a burn implying that Richard Stallman is the archetype of the open source advocate. Which is true. Richard Stallman once ATE HIS TOE JAM ON STAGE
I know. I've seen him eat his toe
like so: By virtue of the fool, I present the
Generalized Structural Logic Resource prime design:
Energetic-synergetic geometry and associative chemistry,
positive constituents of industry of invisible plurality
cybernetics treats information as a physical quantity
it is a consistent explanation for irreversibility
A machine capable of performing measurements
and furthermore of deciding upon its future experiments
is the epitome of evil, represented by this shit
You never know it, but you're a part of it
Poll: Chiggidy-checkin yo self before you wriggidy-wreck yo self
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