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lisarea · #**2676** 12-22-2012, 09:32 PM

Telling an Italian He Has No Balls Is Now a Crime

I think it should be a crime to tell someone they do have balls, because that would imply that they are a man.

BrotherMan · #**2677** 12-22-2012, 09:51 PM

Ymir's blood · #**2678** 12-25-2012, 01:32 AM

Yer a wizard, Mary, and a thumpin' good one.

Harrassment and revenge?

livius drusus · #**2679** 12-26-2012, 10:13 PM

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Originally Posted by The Man

Man Fires Assistant For Being Too Hot and "Irresistible," Iowa Courts Say He's Within Legal Rights | Mother Jones

ugh

Yelp reviewers make their own justice.

Watser? · #**2680** 12-26-2012, 10:21 PM

Don't go there! You may be irresistable too!

lisarea · #**2681** 12-27-2012, 12:04 AM

I should make a separate misandering thread to misander in.

I will do that later, probably.

But this is not a lie. Matlock and I were JUST TALKING about spermburgling the other day, and I told him that every time the MRAs start talking about that, someone mentions this case, except that they never actually cite it and they always remember it as being some undisputed fact that a lady once got child support after she impregnated herself with sperm she burgled in a blow job.

OK, so now go looka these guys:

Your sperm is worth $92,700. How well do you guard it? : MensRights

I also like that princely sum of $5150 a year. Woo hoo! Precious sperms!

(Also, 5150 is some kind of law number in California for an involuntary psychiatric hold. That's probably important somehow. lol 5150)

BrotherMan · #**2682** 12-27-2012, 12:22 AM

Except, lol, sperm isn't worth anything. There's so much of it everywhere that there very little market value for any volume of it. It's not worth anything in your scrote. It's not worth anything in that disgusting sock you keep under your bed. It's not worth anything in or on that woman you picked up at the bar. It's not worth anything until it fertilizes an egg and becomes a little human babby bean.

Stephen Maturin · #**2683** 12-27-2012, 12:32 AM

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Originally Posted by lisarea

Matlock and I were JUST TALKING about spermburgling the other day

It's true, and I was more than a little surprised to find that perceived jizz theft is such a major goddamn issue among men's rights advocates, so much so that many MRAs apparently consider "Homo Bros" less important in the grand scheme of things since they aren't nearly the spermburgling targets that straight bros are.

Christ, men are stupid. One wonders how any of these MRA types managed to keep their junk clear of food processors or lawn mower discharge chutes long enough that jizz theft was ever even a remote possibility for them.

Stephen Maturin · #**2684** 12-27-2012, 01:13 AM

Why, oh why, did I just spend that time rummaging around the MensRights section of Reddit?

:projectilevomit:

livius drusus · #**2685** 12-27-2012, 01:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Stephen Maturin

Why, oh why, did I just spend that time rummaging around the MensRights section of Reddit?

:projectilevomit:

So that you would be compelled to put those two smilies together. And from my perspective it was totally worth it.

Stephen Maturin · #**2686** 12-27-2012, 01:49 AM

Thank you, liv, but I wasn't the first.

Ymir's blood · #**2687** 12-27-2012, 02:28 AM

My Little Pony: Misandry is Magic | Misandry & Pop Culture

Poe's Law? :chin:

livius drusus · #**2688** 12-27-2012, 02:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Stephen Maturin

Thank you, liv, but I wasn't the first.

Wow, I had totally repressed that poast, doubtless due to the screaming horror that inspired it. Clutch is a sick, sick man.

Ymir's blood · #**2689** 12-27-2012, 02:57 AM

ImGod · #**2690** 12-27-2012, 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by livius drusus

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Man

Man Fires Assistant For Being Too Hot and "Irresistible," Iowa Courts Say He's Within Legal Rights | Mother Jones

ugh

Yelp reviewers make their own justice.

The best part is the pictures people uploaded. Not the toilet one, the others.

livius drusus · #**2691** 12-27-2012, 02:42 PM

Dr. Nick should sue.

Nullifidian · #**2692** 12-27-2012, 04:16 PM

LadyShea · #**2693** 12-27-2012, 04:55 PM

ROFL

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[–]HoundDogs 5 points 19 hours ago

Does this actually happen?

[–]castlecraver 2 points 18 hours ago

Rarely, but yes, there have been documented instances.

[–]At-the-bottom 24 points 13 hours ago*

You know what happens more than this? Donkeys murdering people, coconuts crushing peoples skulls and probably a lot more things.

[–]Haaranovor 7 points 6 hours ago

You're probably more likely to be killed by Al Qaeda than this.

[–]kellykebab 3 points 5 hours ago

Yes, but I wasn't previously afraid of donkeys.

LadyShea · #**2694** 12-27-2012, 08:05 PM

Is one of you SCCROW? That guy/gal is a crackup

lisarea · #**2695** 12-27-2012, 08:28 PM

That's my favorite, too. I think it's someone from Manboobz, probably.

Ymir's blood · #**2696** 12-28-2012, 12:13 AM

How to Meet Shy Girls

:projectilevomit:

livius drusus · #**2697** 12-28-2012, 01:01 AM

Jesus Christ.

The Man · #**2698** 12-28-2012, 01:05 AM

Oh hey, people suck.

Indian teen kills self after police pressure her to marry rapist | The Raw Story

Ensign Steve · #**2699** 12-28-2012, 01:22 AM

Watser? · #**2700** 12-28-2012, 02:39 PM

I feel an irresistable urge to kick this guy in the face for 20 minutes or so. I don't think that I should hold that back: Italian priest’s Christmas flyer: Women incite domestic violence with cold dinners | The Raw Story

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Father Piero Corsi of Liguria sparked outrage after members of his congregation posted his Christmas bulletin onto Facebook. The flyer, entitled “Women and femicide – healthy self-criticism. How often do they provoke?” said victims of domestic and sexual violence should question if they were themselves to blame for the incident.