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Originally Posted by Pyrrho
Next: fees levied on the infirm and elderly.
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Maybe shaming them over the intercom would help speed them along.
"This is your captain speaking. It's going to be a while before we can take off since we lost our spot in line. Be sure to thank Timmy on the way out for not moving those arms quicker getting out of his wheelchair. Maybe we can remember that the connecting flights are in opposite ends of different terminals next time when we plan our trip so we can take better advantage of our preboarding policies, right Timmy."