Inject it directly into my veins, please! It's so meta, they literally develop the movie live while you're watching it. And the extended "blue pill" sequence set to Jefferson Airplane? Well, there's a reason my car is named Alice, and it's because I love drugs and I don't think real life is real.
Much love to HBO and Warner Bros. for dropping this shit on Christmas Eve. Much love to Keanu for being the special guy he is, and just getting specialer with age. Much love to the state of California for legalizing weed and to the Good Lord that I don't believe in for putting it on this earth for us to enjoy. Happy Birthday, Jesus.
Much love to the FF and Merry Christmas.
How red-pill is it that Trinity was based on someone Neo creeps on at the Starbucks, and she married a literal Chad.