WTF smilies you see at other forums

[Legs]

[Watser?]

[lisarea]

What the hell? What is that even supposed to be?

[Legs]

It's from a forum of crunchy women who eat their placentas and breast feed kids until they are 10.

I think that's a kid being forced to nurse.

[livius drusus]

There is no God here.

[vremya]

I fear for the republic.

[beyelzu]

Legs are you serious about the age ten thing? If so the crunchies need to review their anthropological literature, anything after four or five is extra weird.

[Legs]

They believe in self weaning (child led weaning) so as long as the child wants to nurse they let them nurse.

[lisarea]

That's the worst smiley ever. Maybe the worst thing ever. She's WINKING.

I've seen a goatse smiley before, but I'm not even going to look for it. You would still win.

[Legs]

I think it's the flailing arms that makes it

[Ensign Steve]

Where's the placenta-eating smilie?

[Legs]

There is one, let me find it.

[Ensign Steve]

Please tell me the placenta winks.

[Legs]

They put all their 'stats' in their signatures with these horrible smilies.

(ie)



Sandy, Wife of George

Stay at Home Sling Mom to Dexter, Peter , Jordon Raine, Stella

Pregnant with baby # 6,

Breastfeeding and/or pregnant for 9 years,

Home Schooling my children,

Say no to Circumcision, Say no to Vaccination

Water Birth, Unassisted Home Birth,


Cloth Diapers,

I Pump, We love our Family Bed,

Organic Family I ate my placenta.

[Ensign Steve]

Damnit, I keep hovering over them to see what the hell they represent!

[Legs]

It's a crazy site, honestly a lot of their time is devoted to threads with advice on what to do when Child Protection Services arrives at the door.

They also use family cloths (instead of toilet paper) they all share a cloth to wipe their asses. There are mama clothes too - you probably don't want to ask about that.

From what I see they are mostly on assistance using food stamps etc.. yet they have internet. I have read posts of women in labor asking for advice because they are giving birth alone or with a midwife/family member.

The seem to like the weed too

[Ensign Steve]

Originally Posted by Legs

There are mama clothes too - you probably don't want to ask about that.

Oh, but I do!

I have read posts of women in labor asking for advice because they are giving birth alone or with a midwife/family member.

The seem to like the weed too

Weed during labor actually doesn't seem like a bad idea. Just don't cough. Unless...

[Ensign Steve]

Oh, also, internet is like telephone now. Everybody needs it just to live a normal life (get a job, find housing, etc.) so it totally makes sense that food stamp people would have it. I gave my buddy my old PC and installed a PCI wireless card for him and helped him steal wireless so he could do all of his disability shit from home without having to schlep to the library. No point in making people's lives harder just because they can't afford food.

[Legs]

Originally Posted by Ensign Steve

Oh, but I do!

Mama Cloth appreciation thread

I like post 9

[Ensign Steve]

Oh, those. Yeah, those are cool. I can't figure why you would call them "mama" though. Lots of women aren't mamas.


Is that supposed to be a cancer survivor?

[Naru]

Originally Posted by Ensign Steve

Oh, also, internet is like telephone now. Everybody needs it just to live a normal life (get a job, find housing, etc.) so it totally makes sense that food stamp people would have it. I gave my buddy my old PC and installed a PCI wireless card for him and helped him steal wireless so he could do all of his disability shit from home without having to schlep to the library. No point in making people's lives harder just because they can't afford food.

ELGS needs your help.

[Ensign Steve]

Who?

[vremya]

I hope my Secret Santa doesn't get any ideas from that freaky site!

[Shelli]

Eating placentas??!!?

Do they cook them or eat them raw???? Do they eat them right after birth or save it for a midnight snack??

Seriously, wtf???

[Watser?]