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Action
A game that makes some feel insulted; but you can't deny its difficulty despite its simplicity.
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 Blake
with a score of 13850
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NSFW
Bounce around to score points.
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MonCapitan2002
with a score of 870301
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Action
Some game creators are truly ... evil. It's so fast. I can feel myself becoming enmeshed--it's Hell, and I like it.
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beyelzu
with a score of 866
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Shooters
In Spanish! With life after death! Some Simpsons get you points, some lose you points; shooting always costs you 5. A fun-and-cuddly game of death.
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thewantingseed
with a score of 3010
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Action
You're under attack by, um, the bad guys. If they steal the energon, it's all over. If you blow up your own energon, it's not only all over, but you're an even worse player than livius is. View at 800x600 for best graphics.
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beyelzu
with a score of 2895
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Shooters
Meh. Another scrolling spaceship-shooter. Maybe some time I'll be desperate enough to waste time that I'll play all of them enough to appreciate each one's little charming variations.
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Sock Puppet
with a score of 158800
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Yeti Games
Pingu qua parasailing parasite. Yetis vacation on pristine Australian beaches too, ya know.
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slimshady2357
with a score of 4936
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Shooters
Dear God.
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Blake
with a score of 141644
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Shooters
Hard, and not guilt-inducing; nothing like self-defense against masked opponents to take conscience out of the equation.
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Ray
with a score of 3965
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Other
I'm not really sold on any game that takes until level 11 to become interesting even when you're stoned, but maybe my experience isn't typical.
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Nullifidian
with a score of 17750
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Retro
Played it before? Maybe in the three-dimensional world, back in the '70s? No? Well, don't wait; simple enough for a six-year-old, hard enough to frustrate an Olympian. You'll wish you were Rain Man.
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ceptimus
with a score of 62
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Retro
A renditon of the classic arcade game.
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Adam
with a score of 186830
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Other
Cell phone nostalgia; fun, fun. Tron fun.
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ChuckF
with a score of 4572
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Sport
Jump or perform tricks over obstacles in your way.
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Stormlight
with a score of 10055
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Sport
This game sucks, i.e. I'm bad at it. Yet it's fun. Sports and cruelty, intertwined once again.
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Sock Puppet
with a score of 5780
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Sport
At least this hockey version of Squirrel Socccer gives you a teammate and gives you the diversion of a fight. The minimum elements of hockey are in fact represented here.
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lel
with a score of 14508
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NSFW
A replica of the classic game Bar Tapper. Serve people drinks, and catch the empties.
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slimshady2357
with a score of 42400
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Retro
The original! Not the best, though. Asteroids is the best.
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aequitas
with a score of 154190
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Retro
An Arkanoid game.
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ceptimus
with a score of 2869600
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Yeti Games
Tired of beating penguins to death? Well, no, of course not. Still, it's fun throwing snowballs at them too.
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davidm
with a score of 825
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