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Not too sure what the point of this is; it's too easy. And very bloodthirsty. But aren't so many of them...
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Action
Blah. Was this game really this dull?
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Sock Puppet
with a score of 138500
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Sport
This game sucks, i.e. I'm bad at it. Yet it's fun. Sports and cruelty, intertwined once again.
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Sock Puppet
with a score of 5780
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Puzzle
This game was invented by the Communists in the 1980s in a desperate last-ditch attempt to win the Cold War by diverting all students in graduate science departments from their work. It's a good thing we won before the game's full impact on the next generation of scientists came to pass.
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ceptimus
with a score of 15234563
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Other
I'm not really sold on any game that takes until level 11 to become interesting even when you're stoned, but maybe my experience isn't typical.
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Nullifidian
with a score of 17750
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Sport
I love minigolf. This is a great emulation.
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slimshady2357
with a score of 154
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Retro
Donkey Kong/Mario Bros/whatever. I didn't like it. Maybe you will.
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Zoe
with a score of 304100
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Shooters
You thought your empathy for Kenny couldn't get any deeper...
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Sock Puppet
with a score of 96300
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Action
It's like whack-a-mole only without moles and using only your numeric keypad to whack. If you're an idiot like me, please keep in mind you have to click "0" on your keyboard to start the game.
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beyelzu
with a score of 43200
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Sport
Squirrel Soccer, but harder, insulting to an actual real sport, and no clear way to quit. The cruelty factor, however, is highly appealing.
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lel
with a score of 2430
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Action
Jump, roll, or duck. Keep going... Keep going! How can this game be so much better than Karts?
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smileyfacesx304
with a score of 723
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Retro
Man, I've *never* been good at this. Looks like the very best original fun, though!
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Sock Puppet
with a score of 150630
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Action
Some game creators are truly ... evil. It's so fast. I can feel myself becoming enmeshed--it's Hell, and I like it.
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beyelzu
with a score of 866
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Shooters
Vary your two-dimensional shooting experience by trying this third-person, *horizontally*-oriented space cadet quest.
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beyelzu
with a score of 29690
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Action
Would be delightful, if it didn't repeatedly freeze leading to the nightmare scenario of being smothered by a rogue sausage or fried egg. {Editor's Note: the critic has a crappy pc. Work's like a charm on mine.}
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Sock Puppet
with a score of 147750
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Other
Woohoo! A coordination game that means business.
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Dragar
with a score of 350
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Casino
I'm so glad I can satisfy my curiosity about these games without suffering rigged wheels, card sharps, and real money. :)
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with a score of 70005
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Yeti Games
Forget the cuteness and bounce that pingu as hard as you can off the seals lolling about in the niches of the mighty glacier.
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davidm
with a score of 1876
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Puzzle
Hardcore! *The* solitary game. Tip: 825x600 is the money resolution.
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Blake
with a score of 2334
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Yeti Games
The pingu bleeds. Copiously. It's slaughterhouse Yeti.
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smileyfacesx304
with a score of 1271
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