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12-08-2016, 09:49 PM
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Merry Erfing Christmas
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12-08-2016, 09:58 PM
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I read some of your foolish scree, then just skimmed the rest.
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Re: Merry Erfing Christmas
Elf on the shelf, normalizing the surveillance state.
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12-08-2016, 10:34 PM
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I'm Deplorable.
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Re: Merry Erfing Christmas
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Originally Posted by Ari
Elf on the shelf, normalizing the surveillance state.
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I hadn't thought of that, but isn't the idea of someone watching you all the time an old one?
From the Christmas song, "Santa Claus is coming to town"
"He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake
He knows if you've been bad or good
So be good for goodness sake!"
source: Santa Claus Is Coming To Town Lyrics - Christmas Carols
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12-08-2016, 11:00 PM
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Re: Merry Erfing Christmas
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12-08-2016, 11:06 PM
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Solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, and short
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12-09-2016, 12:41 AM
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I'm Deplorable.
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Re: Merry Erfing Christmas
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Originally Posted by lisarea
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That is terrible, Not even music. Now I'm going to try to un-hear that. I'll listen to some really good Christmas music.
Do you notice that the candles don't flicker as they sing, that is really good breath control.
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12-09-2016, 04:12 AM
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Re: Merry Erfing Christmas
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12-09-2016, 07:20 PM
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Re: Merry Erfing Christmas
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12-09-2016, 09:57 PM
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Re: Merry Erfing Christmas
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12-09-2016, 11:53 PM
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I'm Deplorable.
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Re: Merry Erfing Christmas
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Originally Posted by Kamilah Hauptmann
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I like this one, I think she and I could be friends, my grandkids call me Grumpa.
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12-10-2016, 12:27 AM
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Re: Merry Erfing Christmas
That looks more like a Portland Santa-con participant
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12-11-2016, 05:50 AM
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Re: Merry Erfing Christmas
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12-12-2016, 03:29 AM
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happy now, Mussolini?
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Re: Merry Erfing Christmas
He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake
He knows if you've been bad or good
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
O! You better watch out!
You better not die
Better not shout
I'm telling you why
Motherfuckin' Cthulhu's coming to town
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12-12-2016, 05:07 PM
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I'm Deplorable.
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Re: Merry Erfing Christmas
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Originally Posted by Kyuss Apollo
He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake
He knows if you've been bad or good
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
O! You better watch out!
You better not die
Better not shout
I'm telling you why
Motherfuckin' Cthulhu's coming to town
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Now I'm trying to figure out which is worse, Cthulhu or Santa Claus. I can identify with Cthulhu, but Santa and I are much too different.
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12-12-2016, 09:15 PM
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Re: Merry Erfing Christmas
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12-12-2016, 10:08 PM
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Fishy mokey
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Re: Merry Erfing Christmas
So they rather had myrrh? Meh.
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12-13-2016, 08:19 PM
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NeoTillichian Hierophant & Partisan Hack
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Re: Merry Erfing Christmas
How can we be certain that three Magi were men and not women?
If they had been women they would not have brought gold, frankincense and myrrh for a baby. They would have brought practical gifts like maybe a casserole, diapers and a onesie.
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12-14-2016, 03:10 AM
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I'm Deplorable.
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Re: Merry Erfing Christmas
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Originally Posted by Angakuk
How can we be certain that three Magi were men and not women?
If they had been women they would not have brought gold, frankincense and myrrh for a baby. They would have brought practical gifts like maybe a casserole, diapers and a onesie.
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The KJV states "Men", so the impractical gifts are understandable, but I will verify from the original language. Besides, in that time only men were educated in astrology, it's only recently that women became fortune tellers, except for a few women cursed with the gift of foresight.
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12-14-2016, 06:50 AM
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Projecting my phallogos with long, hard diction
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Re: Merry Erfing Christmas
Gold is a pretty practical gift, to be fair
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12-14-2016, 08:02 PM
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Re: Merry Erfing Christmas
Frankincense and myrrh were used for medicinal purposes, so maybe for Mary, not the baby.
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12-14-2016, 08:15 PM
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Bizarre unknowable space alien
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Re: Merry Erfing Christmas
Maybe you were supposed to rub the myrrh under your nose before changing diapers, like CSI's in TV shows who use Vics to avoid smelling bodies.
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12-14-2016, 08:25 PM
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Re: Merry Erfing Christmas
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Originally Posted by Janet
Maybe you were supposed to rub the myrrh under your nose before changing diapers, like CSI's in TV shows who use Vics to avoid smelling bodies.
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I'm going to try that next time I need to plunge a toilet.
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12-14-2016, 09:28 PM
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Re: Merry Erfing Christmas
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Originally Posted by thedoc
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Originally Posted by Angakuk
How can we be certain that three Magi were men and not women?
If they had been women they would not have brought gold, frankincense and myrrh for a baby. They would have brought practical gifts like maybe a casserole, diapers and a onesie.
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The KJV states "Men", so the impractical gifts are understandable, but I will verify from the original language. Besides, in that time only men were educated in astrology, it's only recently that women became fortune tellers, except for a few women cursed with the gift of foresight.
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Dude, it's just a joke.
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12-15-2016, 03:27 AM
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Re: Merry Erfing Christmas
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12-15-2016, 04:20 AM
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I'm Deplorable.
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Re: Merry Erfing Christmas
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Originally Posted by Angakuk
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Originally Posted by thedoc
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Originally Posted by Angakuk
How can we be certain that three Magi were men and not women?
If they had been women they would not have brought gold, frankincense and myrrh for a baby. They would have brought practical gifts like maybe a casserole, diapers and a onesie.
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The KJV states "Men", so the impractical gifts are understandable, but I will verify from the original language. Besides, in that time only men were educated in astrology, it's only recently that women became fortune tellers, except for a few women cursed with the gift of foresight.
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Dude, it's just a joke.
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Really? Who 'da thought?
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