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02-25-2015, 07:26 AM
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Vaginally-privileged sociopathic cultist
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Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: La Mer
Gender: Female
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Re: Mayonnaise
There used to be a milk choc/hazelnut mousse one here I really, really liked. Don't think I've seen it in a while.
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02-25-2015, 11:14 AM
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Fishy mokey
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Furrin parts
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Re: Mayonnaise
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Originally Posted by Dingfod
It's still not chocolate if it's white, because it contains no cocoa solids.
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Yeah. White chocolate is a contradiction in terms. It should be called white fat.
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02-25-2015, 10:54 PM
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A fellow sophisticate
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Cowtown, Kansas
Gender: Male
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Re: Mayonnaise
Vanilla flavored fat.
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03-26-2015, 02:48 AM
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Dissonance is its own reward
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Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: World's End, NY
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Re: Mayonnaise
Home made mayo > all other mayo ever, don't buy mayo, ever, it's bad when it's made to be kept in jars for weeks/months/years, just don't, ever.
It's not even expensive to make. seriously.
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03-26-2015, 02:51 AM
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Dissonance is its own reward
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Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: World's End, NY
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Re: Mayonnaise
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Originally Posted by Zehava
Mayo is boring. Boring and tasteless. I much prefer Miracle Whip.
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It's unfortunate that there is no hell for you to burn in. Miracle Whip is fucking horrible.
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03-26-2015, 01:01 PM
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Solipsist
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Kolmannessa kerroksessa
Gender: Male
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Re: Mayonnaise
What do you mean, no hell? Surely the existence of Miracle Whip is proof enough?
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03-26-2015, 01:51 PM
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A fellow sophisticate
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Cowtown, Kansas
Gender: Male
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Re: Mayonnaise
You two are evil. Miracle Whip is the spooge of the gods.
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03-26-2015, 05:29 PM
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Solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, and short
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Re: Mayonnaise
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Originally Posted by Megatron
Home made mayo > all other mayo ever, don't buy mayo, ever, it's bad when it's made to be kept in jars for weeks/months/years, just don't, ever.
It's not even expensive to make. seriously.
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Yeah, but the vast majority of the time that I use mayonnaise, my whole point is to make something that takes literally less time and effort than getting in the car and buying a drive through hamburger. A sandwich or a single deviled egg (cold leftover asparagus + a deviled egg is the best).
I get that it's not too difficult, and I would totally do it if I were making some big thing, but my mayonnaise use cases are almost always the sort of thing where an extra two minutes or another dirty dish would be a dealkiller.
<- MegaBully Condimentis
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03-26-2015, 05:48 PM
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Solipsist
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Kolmannessa kerroksessa
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Re: Mayonnaise
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03-26-2015, 05:59 PM
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Admin of THIEVES and SLUGABEDS
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Re: Mayonnaise
A single deviled egg? Jesus Christ, pea, I knew you were some kind of monster, but this is a horror of Lovecraftian dimensions.
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03-26-2015, 06:25 PM
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Solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, and short
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Re: Mayonnaise
NOW WHAT DID I DO? I don't even know what part you're mad about!
Is it the deviled egg itself, or is it just making one? Because here is the thing: I like deviled eggs OK, but they're one of those things for me that has a very early good to gross tipping point. One deviled egg with a pile of asparagus = nice. Two deviled eggs = OK, if I'm hungry and have a lot of asparagus. Three deviled eggs and now I'm getting queasy. And the alternative is to make a bunch of them, and then what? Arrange them on a platter, cover them in plastic wrap and put this big platter of deviled eggs in the refrigerator? NO. TOO MUCH WORK. ALSO WHY?
It takes me like a minute to make one deviled egg, and I only do it if I already have a hard boiled egg available.
I'm going to dig through your post history and judge your snacks so hard right now.
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03-26-2015, 06:36 PM
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Solipsist
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Kolmannessa kerroksessa
Gender: Male
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Re: Mayonnaise
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Originally Posted by lisarea
I'm going to dig through your post history and judge your snacks so hard right now.
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Let the giants of judgementalness do battle!
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03-26-2015, 06:42 PM
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Admin of THIEVES and SLUGABEDS
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Re: Mayonnaise
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Originally Posted by lisarea
NOW WHAT DID I DO? I don't even know what part you're mad about!
Is it the deviled egg itself, or is it just making one?
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Obviously the latter. OBVIOUSLY. The fact that you would be confused about that only enrages me further.
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Because here is the thing: I like deviled eggs OK, but they're one of those things for me that has a very early good to gross tipping point. One deviled egg with a pile of asparagus = nice. Two deviled eggs = OK, if I'm hungry and have a lot of asparagus. Three deviled eggs and now I'm getting queasy.
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I see the words and recognize them as English, but put together they make no sense at all.
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And the alternative is to make a bunch of them, and then what? Arrange them on a platter, cover them in plastic wrap and put this big platter of deviled eggs in the refrigerator? NO. TOO MUCH WORK. ALSO WHY?
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Because there is no such thing as leftover deviled eggs. Not in the world of humans.
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I'm going to dig through your post history and judge your snacks so hard right now.
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Feta spooge 4EVA.
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03-26-2015, 07:03 PM
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Solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, and short
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Re: Mayonnaise
Dear livius drusus,
Yesterday, I had a dozen eggs plus a carton with one egg in it for some reason. And I do not like having odd numbers of eggs because it unbalances the carton and is stupid and weird.
So I decided I would make myself some scrambled eggs in order to obfuscate the fact that I was even making an odd number of eggs. And I didn't just want one egg, so I made three. IT WAS TERRIBLE AND I ALMOST DIED FROM TOO MANY EGGS.
I was queasy for most of the day yesterday, and I just now realized maybe it was because two eggs good, three eggs bad.
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03-26-2015, 07:12 PM
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Fishy mokey
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Furrin parts
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Re: Mayonnaise
I AGREE WITH PEA (LOUDLY!)
Three deviled eggs is the absolute limit ANYONE WITH A FUNCTIONING STOMACH can possibly eat.
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03-26-2015, 08:25 PM
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Just keep m'nose clean, egg, chips & beans, I'm always full of steam
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: so far out, I'm too far in
Gender: Bender
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Re: Mayonnaise
That's an odd definition of "functioning stomach" ya got there.
The limit to how many deviled eggs I can eat depends on the number I can sneak at the social function I'm at without having the host(s) look at me funny.
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03-26-2015, 08:31 PM
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A fellow sophisticate
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Cowtown, Kansas
Gender: Male
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Re: Mayonnaise
I bet Cool Hand Luke would not have been able to eat 50 deviled eggs.
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03-26-2015, 08:36 PM
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Solipsist
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Kolmannessa kerroksessa
Gender: Male
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Re: Mayonnaise
When Chuck Norris eats an egg, it's devilled anyway.
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03-26-2015, 08:43 PM
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A fellow sophisticate
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Cowtown, Kansas
Gender: Male
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Re: Mayonnaise
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Originally Posted by Dingfod
I bet Cool Hand Luke would not have been able to eat 50 deviled eggs.
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What we have here... is a failure to regurgitate.
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03-27-2015, 03:42 AM
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Dissonance is its own reward
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Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: World's End, NY
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Re: Mayonnaise
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Originally Posted by lisarea
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even when I'm not here, I'm still here
judging
your condiments
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03-27-2015, 03:43 AM
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Dissonance is its own reward
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Join Date: Oct 2004
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Re: Mayonnaise
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Originally Posted by Watser?
I AGREE WITH PEA (LOUDLY!)
Three deviled eggs is the absolute limit ANYONE WITH A FUNCTIONING STOMACH can possibly eat.
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Fuck that I had at least 22 at this party once...
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03-27-2015, 05:16 AM
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Adequately Crumbulent
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Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Cascadia
Gender: Male
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Re: Mayonnaise
But you are a robot in disguise.
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03-27-2015, 12:40 PM
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Fishy mokey
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Furrin parts
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Re: Mayonnaise
With a failure to regurgitate!
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03-27-2015, 02:06 PM
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Mr. Condescending Dick Nose
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: Augsburg
Gender: Male
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Re: Mayonnaise
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03-27-2015, 07:08 PM
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Coffin Creep
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Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: The nightmare realm
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Re: Mayonnaise
I can't imagine the Real lIVIUS dRUSUS being in the same room as mayo infused eggs. I call shenanigans.
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