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Old 08-19-2022, 04:33 PM
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Jesus Christ, what a dumbfuck. Med mal defense lawyers benefit not only from the fact that they don't need to prove anything at trial but also from heavy reluctance of people in general to believe docs are capable of fucking up in life-threatening ways. So what do you do upon getting a 100% successful outcome like this? Brag on video about how you were able to blame others for your guy's fuck-up.


Smart money says the professional liability insurer that funded the defense will be all like, "Who has two thumbs and won't be paying the attorney fees for this here retrial"?
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Old 08-25-2022, 04:11 PM
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Trump has yet again found the BEST LAWYERS. On Monday a new trio of clowns commenced a lawsuit in the U.S. District Court for the Southern District of Florida seeking a bunch of crackheaded relief as to the FBI search of the trash palace. They commenced the case by filing a motion - not a complaint, but a motion - that rambles on for 20+ pages before demanding "an order that: (a) appoints a Special Master; (b) enjoins further review of seized materials by the Govemment until a Special Master is appointed (c) requires the Government to provide a more detailed Receipt For Property; and (d) requires the Government to return any item seized that was not within the scope of the Search Warrant."

An online docket is available here, and already contains some entertaining shit. On the day of filing, for example, we see:

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Clerk's Notice of Filing Deficiency Re: 1 Complaint filed by Donald J. Trump. Document(s) were filed conventionally that should have been filed electronically (CM/ECF Administrative Procedures). (jas) (Entered: 08/22/2022)
Also, two of the three lolyers on this complaint are not admitted to the bar of this particular court. Accordingly, they need permission to appear and represent a party in this particular case, what's called a pro hac vice admission. They dutifully filed motions to appear pro hac vice, but . . .

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PAPERLESS ORDER denying without prejudice 5 6 Motions to Appear Pro Hac Vice, Consents to Designation, and Requests to Electronically Receive Notices of Electronic Filing for M. Evan Corcoran and James M. Trusty. Local counsel is instructed to refile the motions in strict accordance with Local Rule 4(b) of the Rules Governing the Admission, Practice, Peer Review, and Discipline of Attorneys. A sample motion can be found on the Court's website at Pro Hac Vice Appearance | Southern District of Florida | United States District Court. Signed by Judge Aileen M. Cannon on 8/23/2022. (dsy) (Entered: 08/23/2022)
It is difficult to fuck up a pro hac vice motion. Every court in the federal system has detailed instructions in their local rules, and most - like this one - have a fill-in-the-blank form. But Messrs. Corcoran and Trusty believed, achieved, and did in fact fuck it up. (Yesterday they got it right and received the court's permission to represent Trump in this here lolsuit.)

But the real entertainment came on Tuesday when the judge assigned to the case, a Trump appointee, wrote:

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PAPERLESS ORDER: The Court is in receipt of 1 Plaintiff's Motion for Judicial Oversight and Additional Relief. To facilitate appropriate resolution, on or before August 26, 2022, Plaintiff shall file a supplement to the Motion further elaborating on the following: (1) the asserted basis for the exercise of this Court's jurisdiction, whether legal, equitable/anomalous, or both; (2) the framework applicable to the exercise of such jurisdiction; (3) the precise relief sought, including any request for injunctive relief pending resolution of the Motion; (4) the effect, if any, of the proceeding before Magistrate Judge Bruce E. Reinhart; and (5) the status of Plaintiff's efforts to perfect service on Defendant. Signed by Judge Aileen M. Cannon on 8/23/2022. (AMC) (Entered: 08/23/2022)
Saw some people on line shrieking about a Trump-appointed judge going out of her way to help Trump, but lol no. That's not what a judge helping a litigant looks like. Rather, this is a judge telling a litigant, "Please have someone with a clue completely rewrite whatever the fuck that is until it becomes an actual law thingy."

The out-of-state loyers are this guy and this guy, who claim expertise in white collar criminal defense. :cheesywink: This is Trump's local counsel, cuz it's all all about the cute chickypoos with that Trump guy. She spends her days helping insurance companies stiff policyholders on first-party claims.
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