Scientific experiment about a bizarre fetish

[Sean]

I'm a 28 years old, married man. My wife Jennifer occasionally cut the
cheese at my presence. She's an enormous methane producer. You may
think I'm a weirdo, but I truly enjoy sniffing her farts and it gets me
turned on big time, I actually get hard-on almost every time she rips
around. She also likes baking cakes. Once I told her I'd like seeing
her ripping on a cake she's just baked. It infuriated her and she
frowned at me. But I grabbed the cake in spite of her consternation,
pulled her training down, put it under her crack and commanded her to
fart. Finally she let out a long rumbling one, wet, that smelled like a
fresh sh@t. It was awesome and by her smile on her face I noticed she
gradually began enjoying the scene. Subsequently I got very hot on her.
Since then, I conducted a scientific research to see if her farts
extinguish a birthday cake's candles or just burn catching fire. Turns
out, that every time she launches some "bombastic" loud toots it blows
the candles, while in case of rancid lingering SBD's which smell like
the combination of a gas station mingled with rotten eggs - they catch
fire and burn. Believe it or not - but this play has added alot to
improve our relationships.

Or if you will, it's an anal rather than oral method of blowing the candles

[Ensign Steve]

I asked you not to use my real name.

[Sean]

I got a woman here who performed a cake fart for a boyfriend. Her name is Veronica. She looks quite cute.

[Sean]

[Pyrrho]

"How to get E. coli without really trying."

or

"Is that frosting made with real chocolate?"

or

"Brings a whole new meaning to Candle In The Wind."