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02-17-2010, 03:31 AM
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
Spaghetti hoops?
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02-17-2010, 03:33 AM
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A Very Gentle Bort
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02-17-2010, 03:55 AM
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winging it
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Stuck in the hospital room with my mother-in-law who won't stop yapping about people she knows and everything that's wrong with them. 
I've had a long day. Please shut the fuck up and let me enjoy the rest of my night. PLEASE!!!! 
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02-17-2010, 03:59 AM
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improperly uses ellipses....... with panache
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trust me on this one
fuck my life
(i KNEW i should have dipped deeper
in the gene pool before having kids)
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02-17-2010, 04:04 AM
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Coffin Creep
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
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Dented can is dented.
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02-17-2010, 04:31 AM
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A Very Gentle Bort
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YOUR FACE IS DENTED
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02-17-2010, 04:53 AM
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Coffin Creep
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
From where YOUR MOTHER used to kick me with her combat boots.
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02-18-2010, 04:30 PM
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A fellow sophisticate
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Awesome. That would make living in the frozen tundra more tolerable. 
Let's just put it this way, Malloch was able to make it home today but our truck was not. It's stuck in a snow drift down the road. Ironically, with our snow plow attached as well. Can't get it towed until they plow the road sometime tommorrow. Definitely won't be making it in on time to work if at all. |
This would be nearly as good:
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02-18-2010, 06:57 PM
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Guðríð the Gloomy
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OK, Mr. Stinks So Bad That Paint Peels Off The Walls, here's a fucking newsflash. Liberally dousing yourself with sandlewood oil does NOT disguise the fact that you need a bath. All it does is add another layer to your noxious emanations.
GO TAKE A FUCKING SHOWER. USE LOTS OF SOAP AND WATER. AND FOR FUCK SAKE, WASH YOUR HAIR TOO!!!
This guy stinks like nine kinds of unwiped ass and his hair is so fucking filthy it wouldn't move in gale force winds.
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02-18-2010, 08:32 PM
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Guðríð the Gloomy
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Heh. He got sent home. A manager from another area walked by the place where Mr. Stinky Ass sat and said, "What is that smell???" Apparently, everyone around him just pointed. Said manager raised his own kind of stink with the managers in this area resulting Mr. Stinky Ass being told to leave and not come back until he bathed.
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02-18-2010, 08:49 PM
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ŧiggermonkey
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02-18-2010, 08:53 PM
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Just keep m'nose clean, egg, chips & beans, I'm always full of steam
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How many kinds of unwiped ass are there, anyway? On second thought, I don't need to know that.
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02-18-2010, 08:55 PM
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Just keep m'nose clean, egg, chips & beans, I'm always full of steam
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Oh, and I'm starting to wonder if Tooth-Sucking Guy is intentionally fucking with us. Last week he had a can of peanuts, which was already cruel and unusual punishment from a guy who makes that FUCKING SOUND too much anyway. Today it's popcorn.
Seriously, I may have to kill him.
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02-18-2010, 09:56 PM
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A fellow sophisticate
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
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Heh. He got sent home. A manager from another area walked by the place where Mr. Stinky Ass sat and said, "What is that smell???" Apparently, everyone around him just pointed. Said manager raised his own kind of stink with the managers in this area resulting Mr. Stinky Ass being told to leave and not come back until he bathed.
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He didn't recently try to fly somewhere, did he?
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02-18-2010, 10:00 PM
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Guðríð the Gloomy
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Heh.
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02-18-2010, 10:03 PM
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Just keep m'nose clean, egg, chips & beans, I'm always full of steam
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Okay, the freezeframed guy on the video must be less than thrilled that his pic shows up on the smelly passenger page.
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02-18-2010, 10:31 PM
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Coffin Creep
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
I used to have a friend who worked in a comic & gaming store. Hanging out there filled my lifetime quota of being around smelly people. 
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02-18-2010, 11:33 PM
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Guðríð the Gloomy
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I did volunteer work with and for the homeless off and on for 15 years. My stink quota is pretty much pegged.
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02-19-2010, 12:08 AM
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ŧiggermonkey
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
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I used to have a friend who worked in a comic & gaming store. Hanging out there filled my lifetime quota of being around smelly people. |
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02-19-2010, 12:19 AM
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ŧiggermonkey
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My step-son is a gamer, I knows. It's weird and fucked having to ask a 22 year old to take a freaking shower. 
The last time, I told him he'd better get to it before I brought the hose up. I'm pretty sure he knows I'd do it too. If not, he'll find out. heh 
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02-19-2010, 01:26 AM
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Coffin Creep
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
Just to be clear, I started out with D&D and used to be very into pen&paper RPGs before moving on to miniature wargaming. I read comics for a long time as well. I'm also very clean in my grooming. Unfortunately, a small minority of people who have those interests aren't. The comics and gaming community as a whole is just as disgusted with those people as everyone else is. More so perhaps as it makes us look bad.
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02-19-2010, 01:33 AM
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ŧiggermonkey
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Thanks for that. Really.
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02-19-2010, 02:53 PM
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California Sober
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
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Just to be clear, I started out with D&D and used to be very into pen&paper RPGs before moving on to miniature wargaming. I read comics for a long time as well. I'm also very clean in my grooming. Unfortunately, a small minority of people who have those interests aren't. The comics and gaming community as a whole is just as disgusted with those people as everyone else is. More so perhaps as it makes us look bad.
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Seriously, you guys. He's like a cat.
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02-19-2010, 06:07 PM
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A fellow sophisticate
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02-19-2010, 09:00 PM
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God Made Me A Skeptic
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
So far today, unexpected/unplannable expenses that really have to be paid right away are about $4k.
Three separate things, mind.
Fuuuuuuuck.
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