Ahem

ManM · #1 09-15-2005, 03:23 PM

livius drusus · #2 09-15-2005, 03:27 PM

Surely you're not suggesting I upload that unnatural freak to my precious, precious hoard, are you? :hahaha:

wei yau · #3 09-15-2005, 03:29 PM

We do have standards to maintain, you know.

:hmph:

ManM · #4 09-15-2005, 03:34 PM

Ok, maybe not so much with the freak. But what about the stick bapping smiley? I didn't find it here. Get on it, or else I'll send the ninja squad!!!!

:ninja:

livius drusus · #5 09-15-2005, 03:37 PM

Hmm... Well... It is a mutilation of a Fool original, and I do like Fool's work. I'll consider it, ManM, but know this: if it does make it into the hoard, it will not be as you see it now. It clearly needs some restoration.

:ninja2:

ManM · #6 09-15-2005, 03:51 PM

My ninja can take your ninja out. Fear. Or else I'll be forced to get a stick.

livius drusus · #7 09-15-2005, 03:57 PM

Posting non-native smilies repeatedly is a hangin' crime round heah, padner, especially when used as a threat. :draw:

ManM · #8 09-15-2005, 04:06 PM

Bring it!

livius drusus · #9 09-15-2005, 04:10 PM

Utter vileness. How you could prefer something so primitive and crappy to :catfight:

,

,

,

,

or even

or

, I just don't know.

ManM · #10 09-15-2005, 04:20 PM

Ah, you and and your superior artistry. I remain undaunted! My barbarian ways shall prevail!
ManM smash!

livius drusus · #11 09-15-2005, 04:23 PM

Okay that's it.

ManM :rarrow:

liv

Fencesitter · #12 09-15-2005, 04:28 PM

Ew, ew, ew. Is this what happens when people practice too much asceticism? River dance freaks? Violent animations?

Let me just say that I'm glad that livius drusus is in charge of the smilie hoard :thankee:

and not ManM. :feint:

Fence

ManM · #13 09-15-2005, 04:29 PM

ManM

liv

wei yau · #14 09-15-2005, 04:31 PM

My eyes! My eyes! Damn these eyes!

This brings to mind that IIDB thread with all of the horrific smileys. I echo Fence's sentiment, thank all that is good in this world for liv.

ManM · #15 09-15-2005, 04:34 PM

Real smilies are done in Paint.

* ManM ducks.

wei yau · #16 09-15-2005, 04:38 PM

If I'm not mistaken, our resident onanist, Crumb, created this wondrous smiley using only Paint. It's a poor workman who blames his tools.

:trainrek:

Fencesitter · #17 09-15-2005, 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ManM

Real smilies are done in Paint.

* ManM ducks.

Hey, this is your LIV post.
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Yack! That smilie looks like it's on drugs. . . and not in a good way.

Fence

livius drusus · #18 09-15-2005, 04:47 PM

Even that little ugly-ass angel, small and insignificant though it may be, gives me hives. :scaredbaby:

Dingfod · #19 09-15-2005, 05:28 PM

No wonder I don't like smileys.

Crumb · #20 09-15-2005, 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eldar

our resident onanist, Crumb

wei yau · #21 09-15-2005, 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crumb

Quote:

Originally Posted by eldar

our resident onanist, Crumb

If this isn't self-love, then I don't know what is...

Crumb · #22 09-15-2005, 06:51 PM

That my friend was a joke. :hmph:

wei yau · #23 09-15-2005, 06:56 PM

And a damned good one.

The main point of my post in this thread is that you made one helluva wondrous smiley using only Paint.

:kssmyass:

Crumb · #24 09-15-2005, 07:30 PM

Thanks eldar. Though it is imporatant to note that I did not make the original :train2:

godfry n. glad · #25 09-15-2005, 08:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ManM

My ninja can take your ninja out. Fear. Or else I'll be forced to get a stick.

Okay, liv... I have to admit I like this one.

However, I think it can be improved.

I like the fact that the victim smiley is looking up, as though oogling something. So, I think it'd have a lot more humor value if the stick were replaced with a rolling pin and the perpatrator smiley given a hairbow.

It'd be great for posting pix with prurient and lascivious content.