New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity! - Page 74

Pyrrho · #**1826** 04-09-2010, 01:38 AM

I have spent most of the past two weeks assisting the "team" in building a clusterfuck in PowerPoint. If I have to make one more slide with a multitude of fly-in, fly-out, wipe, blend, spin, flip builds I'm going to puke on their shoes.

Your content sucks, O Best and Brightest of the Corporation. Slathering it with glossy buttons and zoom effects is like, well, putting lipstick on a pig or whipped cream and a cherry on a shit sandwich.

Dingfod · #**1827** 04-09-2010, 01:51 PM

Holy cow, I'm drowning in a sea of stupidity. Sometimes I hate it when I'm the smartest person in a room because I happen to know it doesn't say much for the rest of these goobers. But the stupid, it burnses.

Shelli · #**1828** 04-09-2010, 02:08 PM

To the fucking yippidy yappidy dipwad who works up front...

Shut up! Shut up! SHUT UP!! For the love of dog, PLEASE, just shut the fuck UP! :bitchslap:

inland wave · #**1829** 04-09-2010, 04:09 PM

Holy fucking cow IT, get your shit together so we can get March data closed for the month.

Caligulette · #**1830** 04-11-2010, 01:33 AM

Fucking children and fucking spaghetti.

Caligulette · #**1831** 04-11-2010, 03:32 AM

Scratch that. What I actually mean, it turns out, is NEVER-AGAIN-GOING-TO-BE-FUCKING EX HUSBANDS WHO STEAL FROM THEIR PARENTS AND DRINK.

Qingdai · #**1832** 04-11-2010, 04:40 AM

AHHH!

curses · #**1833** 04-12-2010, 02:47 AM

Ow. Sunburn. :sunburn:

Luckily it's only on one shoulder. Still trying to figure that one out. :onfire:

godfry n. glad · #**1834** 04-12-2010, 04:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by curses

Ow. Sunburn. :sunburn:

Luckily it's only on one shoulder. Still trying to figure that one out. :onfire:

Sunburn? Wuzzat?

Zehava · #**1835** 04-12-2010, 04:19 PM

Fucking neighbors. I think it is time to move.

The tenants in the apartment below me fight quite often. This is influenced by the large quantities of alcohol they consume. I've nearly called the cops on them on several occasions. Usually these spats last only a little while, 15 minutes maybe, but they are very loud, with a lot of slamming of doors and yelling of obscenities.

Add on top of that one of the other tenants I believe stole a UPS package off my doorstep on Friday. 5 minutes earlier and I'm certain I would have caught him in the act. As it was he was in the middle of the flight of stairs between my apartment and the assholes downstairs. Note the downstairs apt. is NOT his, though he does apparently know them as I've seen him come and go from there. Fortunately what was stolen was unimportant and inexpensive ($10), but it's the fact that it happened at all that bothers me.

This is the first time in the 13 years that I have lived year that I have had a package stolen off the doorstep. The quality of tenants has declined steadily over the years (and 3 owners). The apartments are cheap and have attracted mostly white trash tenants.

Fuck, I'd still be looking to purchase a house if I wasn't going to be losing my job in a few months. Not a good time to be looking with that looming over my head.

Dingfod · #**1836** 04-12-2010, 08:12 PM

I'm sick and tired of horking up a lung or two and it keeping me up all hours of the night. If it weren't for Nyquil or its store-brand equivalents, I would be dead by now.

Sock Puppet · #**1837** 04-13-2010, 04:42 PM

Motherfucking site - or my motherfucking computer, I don't even know which is responsible. If you can't stop getting stuck in the middle of a download, at least you could give me an error message rather than pretending you completed the download and leaving me with a file that's a quarter of the size it should be. Here I was, happily downloading chapter after chapter, only to find out after the 8th or 9th one that half of them are showing up as 33 seconds long or some bullshit. I'd demand my money back if this shit weren't free. Damn you! :shakeshaker:

Shelli · #**1838** 04-13-2010, 04:51 PM

wei yau · #**1839** 04-13-2010, 05:17 PM

No, no, no, NO!

FUCK YOU!

You do not get to bitch about welfare and in the same breath complain that the US government should do more to help starving children, olds without meds and crazies without hospitals instead of helping the darkies in Haiti.

Demimonde · #**1840** 04-14-2010, 02:49 PM

Fuck my life. French test in ten minutes and I haven't studied. I want to dig a hole, climb in and pull the hole in after me.

Merde. :shakedemi:

BrotherMan · #**1841** 04-14-2010, 05:10 PM

Oh, please. This is an easy fix! All you gotta be is "FUCK YOU FRENCHIES THIS IS AMERICA!" Problem. Solved.

Brimshack · #**1842** 04-14-2010, 06:11 PM

Any good Texan would be proud to flunk a French test!

Demimonde · #**1843** 04-14-2010, 06:27 PM

Well I didn't do too badly, I don't think. Wanted to kick myself though, I realized as I was leaving that I put the possessive adjectives rather than the possessive pronouns on one section, so all of that is wrong. :sigh:

wei yau · #**1844** 04-14-2010, 06:28 PM

Wow, you're pretty flexible if you can kick your own bewbs.

:boobkicker:

Brimshack · #**1845** 04-14-2010, 06:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Demimonde

...as I was leaving that I put the possessive adjectives rather than the possessive pronouns on one section, so all of that is wrong. :sigh:

Good girl!

Do that on purpose, and you may just qualify for a tea-party candidate!

Sock Puppet · #**1846** 04-14-2010, 10:18 PM

Just had 2 meetings today, 1.5 hours each, discussing the upcoming ROM. Most of those of us in my little group will still have jobs when it's done (17 before, 15 after, but there may be competition from outside the group) ... but none of us will find out who the lucky/unlucky ones are until fucking August.

I need a fucking drink, which I hopefully won't puke back up.

Qingdai · #**1847** 04-14-2010, 10:34 PM

I just tried to renew my license (not drivers) which I can only do on line. It did the usual, you've registered/not your password thing that it did when I tried to update my address, but they won't send me my new password.
Really, could you not say, just put the forms on line so I can down load them or something? Because your site never works and you don't answer the fucking phone.

Shelli · #**1848** 04-15-2010, 01:24 PM

for Sock Puppet

and, I feel your pain, Qingdai. :shakegovmintcrap:

Caligulette · #**1849** 04-16-2010, 04:55 AM

Quindai, you want I should talk to them?

Shelli · #**1850** 04-16-2010, 06:17 PM

There's two ways I can exit my street onto the main road. The best way to go which lets you avoid a light is off limits for the time unless I want to get caught in the next crossfire. I find out at lunch today that the occupants of two houses across from each other, just before the street that I'd turn down to get to the main road, were the ones shooting at each other for at least an hour last night.

For the love of Tigger.. just fucking kill each other already!!!

Try holding the gun straight instead of all cocked like you saw in a movie when you were 5 fucking years old and not pumping your arm all "macho" like and you might actually hit someone that you're aiming for once rather than everything/one else.

Seriously, why don't you all line up opposite each other in the school yard some night and just mow each and every last one of you down. I'll even help clean up the gore if it means getting the fuck rid of you cockroaches.